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SHADILAY

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HOW STUPID ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

Typical retards don't understand that she never had charges or a trial, therefore this isn't "Double Jeopardy."

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The implication is that they want to prosecute then pardon / acquit her so that she had double jeopardy protection.

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ah, the shills these days.

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Desperate.
Your turn.

Yes, Paul Ryan and Trump are the same thing.

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Oy vey don't believe antisemitic conspiracy theories goyim!

OH FUCK! HE'S LOSING IT

OY VEY GOYIM STOP LOOKING
PLS STOP
THEY WON'T FIND NOTHING TRUST ME
BUT PLEASE DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION GOYIM

4 U β™₯

You know it's bad when they start going:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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LITERALLY
SHAKING

this is exactly why Trump acts the way he does btw, the hair and everything. it makes for an easy distraction.

wat

Someone open an all you can eat baby foreskins buffet to stop all the kvetching.

That's probably not a leftist. Remember his wife got money from the Clintons.

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Welp, we know at least one child is going to be an orphan soon.

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I see that suddenly they are using (((politifacts))) as an argument against Comey's decision.

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K E K
E E
KΒ Β Β Β K

There has to be more to this.

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King and Queen KEK have come out for today's events.

pls stop. it's getting embarrassing.

If I could farm all this salt, everyone that would have been part of the Roman Empire back in the day would be spinning so hard and fast in their grave that we could us that to make enough power so future generations would never again need any other sources of energy.

2016 is turning out to be a great year

Kekhet is depicted as a snake.

These people are so emotionally unstable that they kvetching over the tension and suspense Comey has brought about just by the fact the public statement lacks sufficient detail. It's hilarious how much panic there is over the vaguest implication that Hillary isn't completely off the hook for her crimes.

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Wew, I didn't expect (((them))) to be THIS salty over Killary's emails being opened back up.
They're very afraid.

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11 days

it shouldnt be surprising to anyone that a handsome and intelligent white guy who immerses himself in the internet for a living would end up 1488'd

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archive.is/0rl1D

People focus on that, and ignore what Trump is actually doing. They also underestimate him for the same reason.

Is that fucking pewdiepie?

didn't this fat faggot murder his wife? or is he jealous of another 400lb man who just BTFO Hilliary?

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holiest of keks

Oh, I get what you're saying. Yeah, it is very funny just how much they underestimated him.

Trips don't lie. He did murder his wife by provoking the curse of Trump.

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I love how these drones latch on to buzzwords like fucking life-preservers on a stormy sea.


Its just comical really.

Is she having a stroke?

Shame I don't have a dummy Twitter account.

It still surprised me. I hadn't watched his stuff in over a year, so I didn't know of his videos that use hilter in the background for no reason.


It is. Moonman is my favorite anime as well.

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It shouldn't surprise people that pewdiepie and Notch became giant shitlords. They're both from Holla Forums originally, his streamer persona is entirely to get cash from normalfags.

wtf I love pewdiepie now

Who is Notch?

Checked for the needs for someone to tweet at him:

If you spent less time thinking about cock-shafts your wife might still be alive.

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Shit, that's basically what I do and it works out pretty well for me.
Did a weekend long stream a while back and made like $220. Shit is dope.

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These people are really dumb.

Double-jeapordy refers to being tried twice for the same crime. Hillary hasn't been tried once in her goddamned criminal life!

Autismocraft creator.

The creator of Autismcraft

MORE ULTIMATUMS FROM RANDOM BLOGGERS

COMEY BTFO

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Wow, there's a bit of a hivemind happening here

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a treasonous criminal going down and all they can do is make juvenile sex jokes

(((OY VEY)))

DITCH THE WITCH

Yeah. Here's an example.

Ah, I was never into minecraft, so that makes perfect sense that I wouldn't know. Thanks, anons.

you bitches got fucking owned!

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kill yourself already then, degenerate whore.

Oh Jesus Christ Olbermann…

Meanwhile Hillary is taking donations from the fucking House of Saud

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What in the actual fuck?
Is he our Swedish sleeper agent? Will he start the fire in Sweden? Most of his viewers are preteens, so he's subtly redpilling the youth of our world? Oh fuggg.
ARYAN IMPERIUM NOW

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this bitch capable of speaking english?

wat

www.nytimes.com/2016/10/29/us/politics/fbi-hillary-clinton-email.html?_r=0

I don't even know anymore

Has this been confirmed the work of Kim Dotcom?

GOOD RIDDANCE

INVESTIGATE EVERYTHING

He's just a male Evalion, calm your tits

I sense a theme here…

Normalizing Hitler by getting people to laugh at edgy memes is exactly how Holla Forums propagated its views.

Seems unlikely now, apparently the investigation into pedo Weiner turned up stuff on his and Huma's devices.

Anyone have the Sonny pepes? It'd be nice to remind her those exist again.

He's originally from Holla Forums, wouldn't be surprised if he still lurks a chan

they are absolutely shook over this, they seem extremely upset that they weren't given a full briefing on this beforehand

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won't lie, I'm starting to warm up to pewdiepie

The war can't come fast enough.

Gonna make me a necklace of cat lady/numale teeth.

He's probably working for the Russians.

Wew, they're awfully afraid, aren't they?

He's probably just so sick of being silent he can't hold his power level anymore. He makes jokes about Hitler, Moonman and puts swastikas in his videos as humor but actually he's letting out his steam.

lol

They're just frantically making shit up at this point and hoping it sticks.

noooooo why is everyone being mean to the supreme cat lady? she just wants to make cookies for all the childrens around the world

shes our only defence against le drumpf

*EXCEPT HILLARY

#NoMoreWitchHuntsforRussia

seems to be part of the plan, they've been caught completely flat-footed and CNN isn't telling them what to think fast enough

It's Cher, she always makes shit up. Bitch is queen of loonies.

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I really wish women couldn't vote.
They just vote for libshits because muh feels and this results in niggers and spics taking over.

Both clintons will be ended by putting their Weiners where they don't belong.

Both clintons will be ended by putting their Weiners where they don't belong.

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She's a crook son
But now she just a shook one
We live the life that of imageboards and guns
And numerous ways that Trump choose to earn funds
Some traitors get shot, locked down and turn nuns
Cowardly hearts and straight up shook ones
She's a crook son
But now she just a shook one

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Jesuits?

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even fucking (((Bernstein))) has some perspective

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Not a burger but doesnt this only count if it goes to court and gets a judge/jury ruling?

Notch is a massive cuck deep down. he was just lashing out.

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Holy shit. I have found it. The Platonic ideal of salt

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Yes. These people are clearly retarded.

Basically if you're found not guilty of a crime then another attempt to try you for the same thing is illegal.

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Yes. You can't be tried twice for the same crime. Of course, Hillary wasn't even charged, much less tried, so these leftists are retarded

I saw him on CNN. Sry didn't rec. He was completely retarded. Trying to talk himself up, then asked the host what she thought about his pitch in a very insecure way even the host was like "Uhhh that's for you to tell us".

They just can't fathom that they talk like fags and their shits all retarded

((Mr Paul "Lets fake an alien invasion to boost the economy" Krugman)) is alright with the government conspiring behind the people's backs go figure.

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AYY LMAOCONOMICS

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Ouroboros dubs.

Comey is just covering his ass in case Trump wins. He will drag out the investigation until after the election and drop it if she wins and go forward if trump wins in order to appease him.

slimey little fuck

Comey is just covering his ass in case Trump wins. He will drag out the investigation until after the election and drop it if she wins and go forward if trump wins in order to appease him.

slimey little fuck

shocking, really.

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Most people are saying they wish Comey wasn't heading this.

democrats two months ago: james comey is the best yasss gaga
democrats today: james comey is a traitor who must be imprisoned

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Is it rigged or can't be rigged?
They need to make up their minds.

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This image perfectly captures most mother's attitudes towards their sons in modern day.

Holy shit i am having a salt overdose, i can't even imagine how it will be in November.

Jesus Christ these people…


Bring the war, so I can rape some sense into these degenerate titcows who believe they are people.

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But I thought the Russians were doing the rigging?

But I thought the Russians were doing the rigging?

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lol when a white cuck types like a nigger. disgusting but ultimately helpful in filling out the list.

The FBI are russians now

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Damn that's a smug picture.

Nobody implied that. They're just so stupid they think πŸ€” if you get away with a crime you won the court and no do overs. What you said is probably what will happen when Hillary loses though. πŸ’­

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alright cat lady, enough internet for you today

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correct reading. this does hurt shillary though

Since when do liberals care about the nuclear family?

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Why is it fine for Obama to help the democratic candidate get elected while neglecting his real job but not fine for the Director of the FBI to help the GOP candidate get elected by doing his job?

Which step was
Husband prints copy for the Saudis

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MARK ETERNALLY BOOTY BLASTED

And how does this Frankenstein's monster mf'er know any of this?

a fucking 4 part tweet, wow is he shook

you mean (((Paul "internet will never be a thing" Krugman)))?

Now i know why Roman laborers were paid in salt.

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i hope Trump brings back executions by firing squad

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Checked for still in denial.

the salt is making headlines

Do you think the Russians might be in league with hacker known as Holla Forums? :^)

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It's so fucking great, it only takes one fucking negative article about her and the entire dem electorate goes full retard.

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I can feel it lads. I never really enjoyed salt mining across the pond, but fuck me do I love to hear people crying about the God Emperor.

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Wow he probably can't even predict what the sun's going to do the next morning.

Wow he probably can't even predict what the sun's going to do the next morning.

Wtf man, I missed like 5 dubs and 3 trips in the last 10 posts I made by one, now i chose to pick a pepe as a pic and said to myself "I bet I'm gonna get em this time.." and now this

ABSOLUTELY S H O O K

The (Jesuit) part is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time,

This might go down as the best tweet this election.
archive.is/psSKq

SHADILAY BROTHERS

Has this guy been added to #TheList? Rhetorical question, because he'll get the rope eitherway.

JUST

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Obama is a republican, now?
Doesn't she know that this guy works for the Clintons?

I love when they fall back to their tumblr esque language of stuttering random bullshit and "literally this"

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Except he's right about that. Maybe nothing else.

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I'm curious what kind of people look to her political insight.

(((they))) fucked up with the programming of cher. This is nothing else than a broken piece of software.

They're truly oversized children.

He's not mentioning that the emails were still stored on an illegal private server in Hillary's basement and that Huma may not have had the proper clearance to view or handle the emails that were meant for Hillary. Honestly, the fact that Huma was receiving emails for Hillary is pretty shady.

what a gigantic faggot

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I CAN"T HANDLE ALL THIS RIGGING!!

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#Suicide4Hillary

Sexual arousal disorder?

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hot damn this is even more hilarious than Cher

We need shops of him crying and spread them. Make him sperg out like a 5 year old on the playground.
I'M NOT CRYING!

remember cut4bieber?
Why don't we try the something similar with liberals

checked

whoa there!

APPALLING!

(not what she did, but the mere possibility that she might be held to account)

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/628231488794923008

endgame

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Shave4Hillary
Make them shave their heads. We can run the angle that it's to proof to Trump that the looks of a woman don't matter. Once her most hardcore followers do it the other lemmings will follow suit.
Once they are all bald stage 2 could be to call them skin head worshiping nazis.

Jesus Christ I hate that fucking kikess

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

This is what happens when you let your children get raised by jews. They become older children.

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These people need trigger warnings for everything

my mistake. old tweet.

Don't worry, they won't hear the next trigger.

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lol

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Alternate hook though this one is more elaborate.
Start memeing that Hillary is bald and wearing a wig. Fake shops the works. Then start the hashtag in solidarity to Hillary.

good idea, we should start a thread

Milhouse?

EMBRACING HOW AWFUL AND INSUFFERABLE I AM IS ENDEARING AND CUTE

….right?

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archive.is/1IRCD

Anyone remember the circumstances of the appointment? Was it a pay2play appointment?

Jazzhands is one of us though. The ICE agent meme is something TRS is pushing to stop spics from voting.

I just woke up, did Trump just win the presidency?

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yes brother

The battle is not over yet, but it's looking like Trump will come out on top.

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If it's true, too bad for him then.
He had gone pay to play.
He had been paid.
Now he's being played.

I AIN'T' CRYING! STOP LYING! I'M NOT SAD!
Damn they are devastated

he probably testified for longer than 12 hours, isn't that the height of bravery?

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She has a tweet pinned about her joining the Trump train.

Potential board banner right there.

Is she going to vote
EXTRA HARD?

And he's right, Watergate is peanuts compared to even a tenth of the evidence against Hillary

Paul "Wrong about Everything" Krugman.

These jews are really pissed-off.

Done. tweetsave.com/yugeuuuu/status/792119482206588928

I'm dying of a sodium overdose and it feels so good

Holy shit, this is awesome. Why are they all having a fucking meltdown over this? I'm not even halfway down the thread yet, but I'm loving it.

How have i not seen this before?

Definitely

What does that even mean?
He has to deal with it? what is wrong with leftists?

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Is this supposed to be a grown man?

Are they speaking in tongues?

NOTHING TO SEE HERE GOYIM MOVE ALONG!!

Wimpy widower weeps.

Wow, what a difference a few years of failure makes

Fat fuck fellates female felon.

Not like any democrats would want to vote for him if he were a good candidate. ❎ cant spoik the trump! 🎺

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Please user, my sides, they hurt!

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STOP IT GOYIM I DONT WANT TO BE DEPORTED TO THE HOLY LIFELESS DESERT

Some one with a twatter should hit him with a simple "your wife is dead :^)".

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OUR SALT RESERVES ARE OVERFLOWING SIR WE CAN'T HANDLE ANY MORE!

Fucking savage.

This thread is brought to you by Ghirardelli salted dark chocolate.

The good news is there won't be any ice on the roads anywhere this year. Thanks to all this salt, driving fatalities will drop in 2017.

The hits keep coming

underrated

Faggot liberals actually contributing to society for once?

Fixed the picture so my autism would leave me alone

done

done

Not intentionally, no.

…right…???

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why not just convert to actual judaism instead?

Wait, what?

i hate people that do this. honestly either type out fuck or reword your shit.

Needs a :^)

Nigger, if he didn't have proof, he wouldn't have reopened it.

Nigger.

Anons, when can we start DotR?

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fucking hell, top fucking kek

fucking hell, top fucking kek

He's saying that something bad on Trump will be released and picked up by the media to try and distract everybody.

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(((Connections))), I suppose.

There's certain signifiers to ovenworthy people and self-censorship in that manner is among them.

Another good one on shit-tier forums like cuckchan is wtf I X Y now

At first I was enjoying the salt.

Now it's making me sick. Maybe if I get more salt, it'll be okay again.

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Absolute madman.

TRUMP RAPED 100000000000 WOMEN

just eat a banana.

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user, snek is the bad guy in Judaism.

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Unlike her he got almost 50000000 subscribers.
Also check his banner Kek.

In the Judaism that preceded the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ, certainly. Now it is the Synagogue of Satan.

kek, their last one was a mass fabrication. Sorry, kid, they're out.

Has anyone considered beginning a career LARPing as a kike futures analyst, and intentionally getting everything wrong while making a fortune?

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He's saying that IF they have anything left, now is when they'll deploy it.

If nothing comes out, we know they're out of ammo.

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OUR MEMES, PEOPLE

OUR FUCKING MEMES ARE SO POWERFUL

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I hope Comey gets pissed and spill the beans.

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lol what a fag
you can post multiple images btw

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He who dares to meme wins.

(((Neutral)))
I fucking hate neutralfags, all they do is show how they are complete doormats. They are basically pic related

Practically everyone has the same story.
>I was a _, and then I started reading Holla Forums

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Wew
This post wont have any cool digits though

Investigate Trump because Russia maybe hacked Podesta emails? Okie doke.

A+, foreigners are better at local law than leftists.

These people have literally no idea what is going on. I still have arguments in comment sections where I get told to not watch fox news all day and they think "muh Koch brothers" is a valid argument. I just mock them for being behind the times. Feels good to be able to use the current year to shame leftists for being so ignorant. These retards are oblivious to what is happening and are in for a very rude awakening. They will wake up one day and call someone racist and the person will say "of course I'm racist, I'm from the National socialist American workers party". b-but muh faux news

they only pretend to be neutral when the left is losing, same with South Park's turd sandwich vs douche bullshit.

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Heil Trump! Heil Supreme Commander Kim Jong-un!

Since this is basically a party thread, anyone have the red user version?

Haha, this fucking fag. Twitter is not a fucking blogging platform.

You are a wonderful poster and I cherish you.

Yes, god damn, the libtards I know are still stuck in 2005 and think the pinnacle of politics is snarkily pointing out republican hypocrites. This is what happens when you use mainstream memes.

Yeah, they're pretty fucking oblivious. The only thing that makes fox news different is that it's catholic instead of jewish. Still controlled to the core. Only people like Dobbs and Hannity are actually breaking from the company line.
These are the same people who think that politifact is real.

They don't know what to do when I link articles about the North American Union and Murdoch wanting to stop Trump because he's fucking up the plan. B-but, muh bernie!

Oh my god this is great. He's subverting the preteens

Not to mention the fact that huma grew up in saudia arabia and was sent to keep tabs on hillary.

Who else is watching Barack Ifififififif Obama defending Hillary right now at the florida "rally"? He's in full on panic mode defending her.

Yeah, just wanted to reply to tell you I really like your post. That's all.

And which country that is exactly?

Willy's wicked wife's wild winning wishes withered when whole world was witnessing whopping Wikileaks walkout.

HE WHO CONTROLS THE MEMES, CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

Watching it now, he is ififififing like crazy today

Uuuh

What? How the fuck has he been getting away with this?

This faggot has kvetched so much I had to look him up.

Checked.

You know, I hadn't even considered that age group who watches him. That is quite funny.

It's okay, user. The only way for these retards to change is for them to see the effects of their retarded policies firsthand.

And if they die, they die.

Trump Curse? I think he's stroking out.

He got demonitized a while back, but I don't really know how that works. It must be per video or something, because he still is making videos, and ads still play. People comment about him making 10 minute videos to get an extra ad. So I don't know. Something.

Amazing

I don't think your wife would like you doing that Oswalt

Hoping we can get some more salt from Matt Miller.

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user . . .

Roasted like ever

Attacking the FBI at this point only provides incentive for Comey and the entire bureau to prove Hillary committed crimes.

This is so classic now

you want to rape ugly cat women?

Should be don jr., tbh fam

HA HA! Holy shit! Try that one in a court of law.

oh shit

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OC incoming, fixed it up for ya.

So has the case been reopened or not?

A dumbass.

It's illegal to know, go-erm, friend.

This is great. According to Sonny Bono, at one point he had her convinced that Mt. Rushmore was a natural rock formation. Fucking kek.

K

Pic related, it was the worst sodium nuclear reactor meltdown in history until today.

Not an argument

Dam nature you scary

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The wording in the letter was "take appropriate action to" look into the emails. That pretty much means case reopened, whether some bullshit piece of paper gets a stamp on it or not. The shills are sperging over a single word, rather than the fact that the FBI has seized the fucking hard drive of Clinton's top bagman aide.

Please, send help, my kidneys can't filter this amount of salt and I lost my sides like 2 twitter screencaps ago

My response is "yeah sure not re-opened, it is an ONGOING FEDERAL INVESTIGATION and they just found more damning evidence"

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Made a smaller one

Nuh-uh, Holla Forums! It's totally nothing, which I as an expert on Twitter know without having a security clearance! And anyway Trump hates disabled people!!!!!!!!!!! [pic related]

The verified mark is twitter's own ((()))

this dumb cunt knows nothing about optics lmaop

who else is excited for Trump vs Kaine?

Good work, user.

No, I want to watch her concede.

Nonononono, Hillary should die on November 9th.

That would be a Yeb! tier massacre.

I like the "emails came from a phone not her server" narrative. It gives a clear indicator of a shill or useful idiot who has no clue how english, investigations, or emails works.

Thanks lad, last one, made it a bit smaller again.

Hit that bitch with JewYork Times. "One federal official said they numbered in the tens of thousands"

nytimes.com/2016/10/29/us/politics/fbi-hillary-clinton-email.html
archive.is/JCDAL

Kaine?

Tim Kaine. Hillary's VP.

So probably the one who would replace her if she got pulled this late. Whilst there's no precedent to decide what to do, there wouldn't be time to argue about it, so they'd just pick him and maybe throw him a new VP.

Why is there a screaming face on her arm?

top kek

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I JUST REALISED THAT MAYBE COMEY WAS PLAYING FOR THE RIGHT SIDE ALL ALONG
Think about it, if he had tried to get her tried back in june, she would either 1) be cleared by a triel, in which case the accusations could easily be dismissed, or 2) be in prison, in which case the election wouldn't have any merit, as people wouldn't see Trump's victory over Kaine as leigitimate. By waiting until the the last two weeks before the election and then reopening the case, he manages to shift the media focus to Clinton's corruption right before the election.

No! She should live long enough to be tried and imprisoned by the God Emperor's special prosecutor!

This is all so funny I might die

sorry i wanted to know what beer it was dickhole

Or comey saw the poll numbers and realized she doesn't have a prayer and is trying to get brownie points with Trump so that he doesn't get kicked out.

good catch.

That's how it looks to me.

I suspect it's more that a Trump administration may very well launch an investigation into how they did they're investigation, and Comey's trying to get brownie points with Trump so he gets fired, rather than hanged.

and this is why women shouldn't vote.

and this is why women shouldn't vote.

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Well, she is a Sarkeesian.

What now?

Wait, what?

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An Armenian.

That explains so much.

CUCK

It's like pottery.

wew, you know they're hating life right about now.

Cenk must be so conflicted right now.

Perhaps, although I'd think that he'd be more worried about getting on the bad side of Hillary, as, unlike Trump, she might actually dispose of him through illegal means.

I doubt the Clintons will get free rides on assassinations if they start facing legal repercussions

It's like keeping close associations with diseased perverts has negative consequences. Huh. Who knew?

he forgot "even"

TRUMP WAS THE REAL MASTERMIND BEHIND THE HOLOCAUST

oh yeah i'm sure you love tradition. like the tradition of the current president not getting involved in the next election.

Sure, but if he, along with other FBI agents willing to attack her, was to disappear, the threat of legal repercussions would disappear. Also, it doesn't have to be murder, it could be a corrupt superior firing him, demoting him or removing him from the case.

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Actually another potential reason for their release is wikileaks.

If it's true that they've just come into contact with them, there would be a risk of wikileaks managing to get them published via an FBI agent leaking them before the FBI could get them published. Which would look really bad if there was anything illegal in there, and we know there will be.

Needs juxtaposition with "Yes we can!

we saw their oppo, it was nothing. Looks like it was written by a freshman english major.
And they did drop something. It's up on her FB page. Some other comment he made about being able to kiss women.

Holy shit did you see Hill on TV? She was fucking PISSED. She may have a stroke tonight.

Well, it doesn't really matter. The FBI only investigates. It's up to the DOJ to bring charges, and we all know Loretta 'gonna be' Lynch (ed) will never do that. We need an aggressive DOJ and that will start with Trump's election. Don't expect anything other than stonewalling until then.

Yesterday:
Today:
GOP FUCKS!

Drunkle Joe is going for the brass ring!

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And how bad will it look for everyone with a D next to their name when the FBI says "We recommend the DOJ bring charges" and Lynch(ed) responds with "Sheeeeeeeit naw"?
Congo Bongo looses his precious "legacy", unless they go forward with charges.
Rock and a hard place, 14 dimensional checkmate.

It's a Holla Forums maymay.

I don't see it.

yes, it was reopened. comey claimed previously that they had finished their investigation and didn't push for an indictment. that means closed without saying it's closed now they're going to look at new evidences that pertains to the closed case meaning the closed case is reopen. It's word play and language semantics that these faggots are trying to play on. They all should eat a bullet.

Maybe she's a fluid druid.

That letter reads as a very gracious gesture to me. How could Cuban possibly take offense at it?

She's a subversive attention whore who helped splinter the liberty movement and destroy real cop watch groups that were going on because MUH BLM nonsense. She deserves the rope

You must have grade-school tier reading comprehension

Never mind, opening the image in a new tab and zooming in I managed to find it. I didn't think the image was that big.

THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING REALITY

God fucking dammit Chodemonkey, fix your piece of shit website

That quote is extremely persuasive! Could we use it in some propaganda?

Holy FUCK I did not know this.

Explains so much.

So she is Armenian? Well, as they say, trust a snake before a Jew, a Jew before a Greek, but an Armenian β€” Never trust an Armenian.

propaganda that is true is always persuasive

lol ok buddy

Not allways. This is, however, very catchy and a good punchline:
"Bigger than Watergate"

Saged by mistake.

Cenk, is that you?

No, I'm less fat and more Aryan than he. Also, I would never employ an Armenian.

I want a specific Armenian sex slave as my spoils of war.

LOL, is that why she's fucking better than me?

Better to be called a rapist than be married to one.

Is it normal to get a boner while reading this thread?

Is it normal to get a boner while reading this thread?

Is that fucking Anna Kasparian? Under what circumstances would she do that?

Yes, especially after .

Yes it is. Attractive women do this sort of thing. At least, the vapid ones do.

t. guy who dated girls like this in the past

It's understandable lad. Winning is the best aphrodisiac.

It's understandable lad. Winning is the best aphrodisiac.

telling lies on the internet is still a sin

hotwheelz pls fix

Fair enough, but it looks like she's in the TYT studio. I still wonder about the circumstances, but why her boss lets her do it (perhaps because he's fat, brown, and ugly) is also perplexing.

nigga, hotwheelz been dead. fuck you been.

hey homey, who's your favorite rapper?

hey homey, who's your favorite rapper?

IIRC she was making a show of lampooning girls who were obsessed with their appearance, not realizing the irony that she clearly enjoyed showing off like that.

He lives on in my heart.

All 1088 hillary supporters agree.

moonman. sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit.

someone without a suspended account do it

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Propaganda that is true isnt propaganda… Its memetics

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Why does Cher always tweet in all caps? It's fucking bizarre. I know she fried her brain with drugs, but still it's odd that all her tweets are all caps.

I think everyone's been played by this absolute madman. He may well be responsible for bringing tens of millions of young people to our way of thinking. God bless, you based Swede!

Thanks doc.

The phrase "crazier than a shithouse rat" comes to mind every time I see one of her tweets.

HA

HAHA

PFFFTTTT

AH HAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Its the impotent rage of an imbecilic mind

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with an anime avatar calling you a cuck.

lots of 50+ do it because it's easier for them to read. that's their excuse at least.

Nah Olbermann is like that all the time. That's why he lost the MSNBC and Current TV gigs.

Yeah. He's been reduced to going back to reporting on sports.

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All these complete fucking retards verified and based Malik Obama can't get verification even though he sent in his birth certificate. Fuck twitter so hard.

Daily reminder Olbermann pump & dumped Katy Tur

Checked

No, she's really that stupid all the time on Twitter, sometimes worse. She uses a toilet emoji to talk about Trump.

THIS ONE IS FOR THE ANALLY DEVASTATED LUGENPRESSE AND BUTTMAD LIBSHITS EVERYWHERE

Very nice.

Loving how they're all calling for Comey's head.

As if we had any respect for that rat.

I GUESS HE BET WRONG

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Thx doc

Thx doc

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Your newfag is showing.

hold me

john oliver is such a low t cuck he makes olberdork look like a normie shitlord. current. year.

#Nowthatcherisdead :^)

#Nowthatcherisdead :^)

Speaking of that, would it be worth it to add Cher to #TheList? She seems like the type to have a nervous breakdown over it.

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Just imagine what it will look like in 11 days

lol holy shit that was funny

Welp, you know they are fucked when this guy is fucking crying.

they will just blame the lack of ice on global warming

These people have nothing between their ears.

SHUT IT DOWN

It's called a hair toss.

t. not a wizard

All it needs is begging for victimbux and it could be a Literally Wu.

What music is this?

Because it's a serious subject, user.

#WeinersOut4Justice

What's the name of the guy that read this shit, jim was using it as a place holder when nothing was going on in streams for a while.

Francis E. Dec. Disbarred lawyer from Long Island who went crazy.

Oh, the narrator?

Can not tell what gender it is?

He's more right than you'd think, freaky shit.

libcucks right now

Drink some water, user.

I'm sure a lot of people have. Being an economist is basically modern oracular fortune telling.

my sides have left the galaxy

>spazzing out like a 14 year old girl when you're 70
Did we make another jump from berenstain into something even crazier or is this seriously reality now?

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Thanks doc, but your prescription is wrong. We need a double dose, ASAP!

Sorry for double post. Don't know why it happened.

Friend, Berenstain is only one variable. How many universes do you think we have crossed without it changing?

It's with people like these that i almost wish Clinton will win so nuclear war will be a unleashed and we'll get rid of those people

We literally can't lose, either Trump wins and the human race gets saved or Hillary wins and the universe gets saved.

Thanks, Doc.
It's amazing how just two coloured stripes remind you of an amazing .gif

I don't want to see total war, but watching bluehairs and numales deal wih it would be some top fucking shelf entertainment

salt editions

Killary didn't receive donations from oil Sands?

No, we've been over this before. Donald Trump is Snake Eater/Big Boss, Don Jr. is Solid Snake and Eric Trump is Liquid Snake. I can't remember if we settled on who Baron is supposed to be, though. Was it Solidus? Someone kindly refresh my memory on that, please.

Praise Kek.

God Emperor of Mankind.

But still a bit young.

Jesus reading Chers tweets is like looking directly into the Sun.

Never fucking Milhouse.

salt threads are the best threads

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

This name sounds familiar ? Who is that again ?

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These people have some kind of fucking brain damage.

These turds have no shame.

For the record this is satire. Michael Krieger is a semi-honorary Aryan.

RIP Director Comey
Beloved by the Democrats until he did his job. Now they're turning on him like jackals.

I don't get it.

oh yea. shit has been flipped

lurk moar

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Day of Rape

Liberal salt is delicious

Liberal doublethink ladies and gentlemen

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Didn't we already have a sexual predator in office? And these guys loved him?

Because he's an illiterate Roma cunt. The only thing that separates her from a pony thief is a ship transit and dead White husband.

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The FBI and CIA are damn near autonomous and do whatever they please as long as it benefits them.

The DOJ is fucked though because they were appointed.

Additionally further proof that FBI and CIA only work for their own interests is that Holla Forums can never pick a side since their actions never follow a trend.

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Reading Cher's tweets is like reading the inner monologue of a prepubescent chimpanzee that took too many antidepressants.

Reading Cher's tweets is like reading the inner monologue of a prepubescent chimpanzee that took too many antidepressants.

Fuck you youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A

Thats good though isnt it? There should be some internal strife going on to keep one party from getting too strong

She's a cutie.

:^)

also you can embed youtube videos

:^)

also you can embed youtube videos

Thanks doc.

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Is that like CORRECTING it?

Done

I'm role-playing as CTR right now on twitter to build up my "Left-Cred" so I can push memes onto people without getting banned.

I think I need to stop with this guy though. He doesn't get it.

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Block him and continue the argument with the last pro trump person on his feed. Just copy exactly what leftists do.

Red Alert 3 - Soviet Theme

Yes.

This. But before you block him, say something so you think you won the argument.

(chegged)

(chegged)

All I did was swing my pickaxe twice and I happened upon a vein of pure saline. He was even stupid enough to link Politico in the tweet in which he threatened me.

what a faggot. It's amusing that libshits tend to rush to hyperbolic tough-guy language when they're IRL total cowards.

what a faggot. It's amusing that libshits tend to rush to hyperbolic tough-guy language when they're IRL total cowards.

Comey may have unearthed the biggest, purest salt deposit in recent memory. I don't think my kidneys will be able to handle Nov 8. The only thing that may top that is an announcement that Justice is convening a grand jury before election day.

We started this election with dick innuendo, and we're finishing with dick pics. It's fitting.

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Checked. We are merely getting ready for the fire cock next year.

NYT has the most cancerous comment section on the internet.

the mystery of the druids. shit game with an unusual boxart.

lel

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Numale Maddow-clone is the biggest sore loser of them all. He also is the only "male" in existence to have joke-glasses grafted into his face. Seriously, look at a clip of this betacuck, he wears so much makeup that he looks like this is on his face.


Anyone have a cher-pepe archive? That thread's OC was legendary. By the time I had a chance to look at it, the thread was gone and I didn't get to save any of it. Got an archive to the thread itself?

Never thought I'd end up with pewdiepie folder.

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They're Clinton supporters, what do you expect?

The Democrat motto is "it's okay when we do it"

Fucker on a pot vaporizer forum going crazy over FBI case reopening.

Clinton supporters are so retarded it hurts.

LIBERAL SALT ALERT
MOTHER LODE DISCOVERED

Here's a lovely little site I used to go to years ago, when I was good and blue. The comment sections are kind of funny, like a genuinely Holla Forums but 15% less gay.

If you're a liberal cuck, and you've heard some vaguely disconcerting news about Mrs. Clinton's emails from Rachael Maddow or Amy Goodman, and you're worried it might be a problem for her. . . Have no fear! It turns out there's really nothing to worry about after all. It's probably nothing.

Fun fact: The comments on Wonkette are moderated, but Doktor Zoom put me on the white list a long time ago for being a reliable party man.[pic very fucking related]

Nah, seems like they tripped over this info by complete accident while investigating Anthony Weiner.

It's hysterical how much damage that man's antics have done to Democrats.

Well in his defense,he didn't want to suicide by 18 bullets in the back of his head.

You know very well which (((country))).

Why no black women to flip out?

Absolutely checked

My position is the same as when Ted Cruz and Kasich dropped out of the primaries. It's all hands on deck until the Donald is the Oval Office.

If you have to hike 15 miles in a blizzard to vote, then it's a sacrifice that must be made.

But that being said, early preliminary numbers from certain early voting polls already suggested big wins for Trump and even the (((media))) has admitted that their rigged polls show the contest is within only a small number of points that Trump can make up by enthusiasm of his electorate.

Now, wow, honestly we're looking at a Nixon or Reagan style landslide.

Jesus lord in heaven if this is in any way indicative of the levels of anal anguish we're going to see in the event of a Trump victory come Nov 8th, I don't know if I can stay on the planet and survive. The human body can only accommodate so much salt.

I can't fucking wait

Yeah they're all acting like it's November 9th and Trump already won. I can't wait either.

The news will be glorious. Trump will be in a bunker somewhere and the liberals will be slaughtered in the streets and we will get to sip our hot chocolate and watch it all unfold. Comfy levels never thought possible.

I fully expect liberals slitting their throats in the streets. It's going to be madness.


Beautiful, beautiful fucking madness.

What the fuck did you just say, you little bitch? I’ll have you know…

There aren't enough liberals where I live to attempt something like that after Trump wins or I assure you I would be in the streets as well.

If NY or California is being over run with armed liberals I'll happily drive there and join in though.

pick one

I'm not about to go to jail at the start of a Trump presidency, fuck that. Only way anything will happen is if libs take to the streets with guns. Some of those crazy fuckers definitely have little girl pistols and what not to protect from big bad white men that might mug them.

Perfect.

I guess you could say he really fucked Hillary on that one.

Sigh, bad Carlos impersonation.

"fucked" isn't a pun. Shlonged or dicking are puns.

I'm Armenian. Both Sarkeesians disgust me.


lul if we start listing all the Anglo/Germanic/Nordic shills we'll be here a thousand years kiddo

SHADILAY

You're late, doc

my sides

It happens to everyone eventually.

I can't decide who's worse, the kebabs or the kikes.

I kek'd for several minutes straight at this

WTF is this.

No, seriously, WTF is this?

Off topic but what is the story behind this picture? Is it a cruise missile?

Mfw you don't know Ben Garrison

one in the same user:
archive.is/ajLWC

What does Ben Garrison have to do with that picture?

Kikes?

Underrated post. That actually pisses me off.

Women like to kiss massively wealthy men!
News at 11!

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How convenient when #DraftOurDaughters was the shit, for this worthless news that won't convince any voters anyway, to appear..

Top Kek.

Daily reminder he also recently constructed a living shrine to Kek, which can be seen in the background of the webms.

Shadilay.

lol Comey is "ebil Republican Drumpf supporter trying to steel the election" because he announced he would actually do his job months after he blew it off. Time will tell if he means it, or if he is only reopening the case to half ass it (or destroy evidence, or charge Shillary on a weak ass platform so she can walk and not get charged again in the future, or both).

Wat

Anyone that thinks Putin is a dictator and his popularity in Russia is faked obviously has no idea what the alternatives to Putin are.

Would you rather have Zyuganov in power? Does anything think that the world would be a better place if Communists ran Russia again?

I didn't fucking think so.

Russians genuinely love Putin. He saved Russia from Yeltsin's chaos of the 90s, he stopped the terrorist attacks from the Chechen rebels,and he made Russia a strong and dignified country again.

People are more scared of what will happen to Russia without his leadership than with it. His popularity polls are 100% genuine.

The word is gypsy, they have nothing to do with Rome (other than infesting Romania).

An Armenian is just a jew that followed a rolling coin into a church.

An Armenian is just a jew that followed a rolling coin into a church.

Comey didn't literally say "The FBI is reopening the investigation into Hillary" so the case isn't reopened. I think it is possible that some folks we think are lying shills are just too autistic to understand expression.
Anyway a good retort is to just agree with them
"Yes FBI is not reopening the investigation of Hillary, since they never closed it in the first place."

I did better, earlier.

Encyclopedias would disagree (Romanians vs Roma/Romani), but I'd rather call them gypsy anyway.

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what? no one cares about the investigation, those that know about crooked hillary will still vote for her, but the draftourdaughters striked much deeper to undecided voters

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HIS FUCKING PROFILE PIC HIDES HIS BALD ASS HEAD

The word you want is Halite, a mineral as beautiful as it is tasty.

Are we surprised by any of this though? Isn't this the lefties tactics anytime everywhere they get in trouble?

Repeat

1. dindu nuffin

2. you persecutin me

It is like there is some common developmental disorder they all share in their private theories of epics and social interaction.

i think reprobates might be a real thing. these sorts of people are predestined for damnation.

being able to admit you did something wrong and accepting that an authority is justified and not bigoted in his judgment of you is center to higher order consciousness and social being. otherwise you're either a unruly and rebellious child or you're an adult only capable of seeing power relations with yourself as the center and star. you're always trying to take power from others, whether you can use it better or not you don't care. you won't be able to make plans and projects that provide better benefits for all members. you fly into a vengeful rage anytime anyone doesn't treat you like the royalty you know yourself to be

Poe's law. After reading this thread I thought you were "Deplorable American".

ARE YOU UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF FLOODING THIS WOMEN'S MAIL WITH DICK

What is even sicker is that he has making the rounds in the celeb gossip rags and on talk shows capitalizing on the sympathy of his dead wife to boost his career.

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3876098/Patton-Oswalt-relives-nightmare-finding-wife-dead-bed-accidental-overdose.html

Sometimes I still get surprised.


I just posted that first webm because I thought of it when I read that post. I was surprised it sparked conversation, and I also didn't get a single

Do you think she would mind that much? She's obsessed with sex. She believes herself to be in a love triangle between Putin, Obama (before he was replaced with a robot) and Kim Jong Un. She also thinks that there are millions of men out there who worship the very ground she threads on, and as such her following has dispatched imitation-gail sexbots to all her male followers, because life without her would be worse than death.


Disgusting.

>8<
This is some next level kekery.

I hate liberal retards. They learn a word, but never learn the meaning because "dictionaries be racist an sheeit". Double jeopardy is about criminal trials.

What a cuck. Got his ass shitcanned by MSNBC, but still sucking the leftist cock.

SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME

I wish this bitch would go skiing.

Civil case dismissed: Nov. 28
Civil case dismissed: Dec. 16

Assuming they aren't dropped before.

They have no self awareness. When Trump wins expect not only protests demanding a do over, but expect Queen Cunt herself demanding a do over. These fuck sticks will literally be demanding Obama set aside the election.


Women are women. I hate to be that cruel, but it is true.

She is going to vote 3 times, and go suck off Ja'Darius Pha'Ro X in the bathroom she is so determined.

I am beginning to see more and more of this. The ((media)) is realizing they can't swing the election like they thought. They are trying to let the people down easy.

Danke arzt

oh dear he really did murder her

It seems like there is a never ending list of these backwater leftwing shit holes on the internet.

Heqet is a frog.

No….

I….


Well, I didn't expect that.

WEW

Jesus Christ, I thought the Cher-tweets were fake but then I looked them up. She has a sick mind.

I used to be subscribed to this woman

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Satan got the gift of gab.

I want you to look at this carefully, Holla Forums.

Never forget that in dealing with the modern progressive leftist, you are dealing with a lethal combination of the emotional immaturity and capricious cupidity of a spoilt child, married to a somewhat adult intellect.

When Comey dropped the Clinton case, and conservatives/the right complained, we were told to stop being babies throwing our toys out of the pram over a civil servant doing his job to their liking. Now, hours after Comey actually does his job and reopens the investigation in light of new evidence, he's public enemy number one.

Wasn't it literally just made illegal to make accusations of the election being rigged?

Start reporting their accounts.

Can a modern woman NOT use the words "abuse" or "victim" when describing something they don't like? Genuinely curious.

Also "violence".

They're trapped in the liberal skinner box. For the past two decades, if you wanted someone you didn't like to apologize or just go away, you just hit the 'abuse' button. They've been furiously tapping on that button for the past year now to no avail. It no longer works.

Heil'd

This is where the ponzi scheme becomes uncovered.

Fucking what.

Well that part's actually. Her computer is clearly broken.

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(fucking checked)

archive.is/5gng4

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Dumb shitskin.

They don't understand/intentionally distorting double jeopardy, nothing has gone to trial, no verdict rendered, double jeopardy not possible.

Care to elaborate?

kek, dulusional, do they really hallucinate things like dilbertman thinks?

how can it be double jeopardy if she wasn't even charged in the first place?

oy vey, prepare the gas

was that part of their plan?

so much salt we are poisoned?

That's so true. I'd hope they'd give it up before throwing themselves at a bayonet, but you never know.

HILLDAWG GO TO JAIL
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL
DO NOT SERVE 4 YEARS
DO NOT COLLECT SPEAKING FEES
GO THE FUCK TO JAIL

Man chuckles has gone downhill. Definitely supports the theory that the reason he went from conservative to batshit insane marxist is because the women on the right wouldn't suck his dick.

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I already have two copyright strikes but I saved this one any way.

DAMN STRAIGHT BALLS EMPTY COCK STILL HARD LETS GO

massive fag

Said the Holla Forumsirgin…

These kikes aren't honorable enough to die by firing squad, they should be executed by blunt object to the back and rolled into a ditch like the animals they are.

These kikes aren't honorable enough to die by firing squad, they should be executed by blunt object to the back and rolled into a ditch like the animals they are.

Somebody do what they did to Little Jebbie, and report her for suspicions of self-harm. She did say she was killing herself.

he has a jew nose as well. Every time.

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If we-re going to have any Jews in our society we should at least make sure they're not allowed to hold any positions of public trust.

JIMMINY CRICKET PRICK BASTARD

Jake Tapper always looks sad

They have no idea what a "dark army" or "great day" looks like. But they will. Soon.

"They" like to help.

Murderers I mean.

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That's fucking awesome, just making it seem more badass.

what specifically can she NOT say about "male candidates?" Who is censoring her?

is this where we post ballot pics?

you need a thicker line or it might not count

Please link the article.

I'm still voting.

Australians can't vote in the US election.

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Holla Forums Muad'Dib

kek

Oh wow, that really *IS* salty!

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Am I doing well brehs?

topkek.

Can any leftists actually compose and convey a coherent thought? Twitter seems to indicate "no".

Cher needs to be banned from the internet. This dumb bitch has lost her fucking mind, and feels the need to advertise this fact multiple times a day.

Siete Peso Pancho also worked a shot of Pepe into his Battlefield review. It was hand to chin Pepe too, and underneath the username was Guccifer.

They know, they know which way the tide is turning.

twitter's "board culture" for like seven years was
before anons colonized Twitter it was nothing but ads and Newspeak. The natives are Zulus and anons have automatic weapons.

Because there isn't going to be a Clinton presidency?

What's best is how they always block people so easily over seemingly nothing. If I'd ever been blocking anyone who won over me in a debate, less so simply disagreeing with me, I'd be disgusted with myself or wouldn't use Twitter at all.

Are they trying to make us look awesome?

I'm just going to go ahead and say it: why didn't Hillary choose an attractive lesbian with which to mash pussies? It seems to me should could have gotten anyone (including rumors of Markie Post, dammit) so why did she pick a woman with the ethnic background and face of a camel?

Or do I haven't it completely bass-ackwards and InHuma was chosen for her.

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"Oh, but, like, there are totes SHADES OF GRAY, man!"

Yeah, I'm not a fan of the fencepost, either.

Soon he will be with her.