Commit Etiquette

Look bitch, I don't care if you have a vagina, just code and shut up.

Tits or gtfo is no joke. Read for an explanation, and don't forget to check his beautiful trips.

I don't get the point of essay long commits. If you are writing more than 1 or 2 sentences, that extra text should either be made inta a comment / documentation, pull request body, or just culled entirely.

Wymyn coders can't possibly be expected to look at the code changes that are right there beside each commit. They need everything laid out for them in babyspeak paragraphs with an approving tone.

Only if they manage to learn git at all (instead of archiving code in zip or something). Otherwise it is irrelevant.

Nothing disgusts me more than someone who is so complacent that they have to make up problems of their own or for others. You've finally attained a point in your life where you can be comfortable and you sabotage yourself, making up fake oppression or goals either to impress others or masturbate your own ego. These people are truly the worst in my opinion, never content, always frauds, they need some serious introspection, it would benefit them so much more than constantly making up shit to "tackle" and figuring out the new trends of the in-crowd you just put on a pedestal who will be replaced in a year.

Hey John how's life?
Well it should be good but I've attacked my own psyche and I have to dye my hair blue today, next week I'll wash it out and cut it a certain style because blue will be considered offensive and trends will have changed, I desperately need to latch on to some movement to feel important because I can't be happy with myself without validation.

All these replies, /tech is truly dead.
I say again;

lol @ how Ada Lovelace barely did anything and still wrote more code than Holla Forums ever will

lol @ how Ada Lovelace barely did anything and still wrote more code than Holla Forums ever will

lol @ double post