Can marxism help me get a valuable social life?

Can marxism help me get a valuable social life?
I'm such a total fuck up

If you join up with your local anarkiddie club you'll have lots of fun throwing molotov cocktails and getting arrested. Good way to get over social anxiety imo

the local CP is that party that endorses ISIS or either the revisionists

Politics is how I connect with 70% of the people at uni I talk to tbh.

being a tankie doesn't really attract good conversations :(

You need to hide your power level. Pretend to be a socdem.

Then don't be a tankie. We're deliberately excluding you people from society until you cease to you exist, when you will give in?

Also dude I don't want to psycho-analyse you but what are the odds that you're only a tankie bc you're a loser/loner?

nah, Stalinism always helped me at some point or another. But I feel like it's all over now. It's like i'm waiting Gorbachev to crush me with no survivors.

Just pretend to be a Trots, Trots are just embarrassed tankies.