Reminder that two droideka are more powerful than two jedi

Reminder that two droideka are more powerful than two jedi

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Why didn't Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan ride the eagles over the droideka?

i chuckled.

take this shit out of here please

Why aren't there any droid Jedi?

They're also really hot

THIS PLOT HOLE WILL NEVER BE SOLVED
Why didn't Rey just fly the eagles to Luke?!

Because she is a "stronk womyn" that don't need no eagle.
She can fly herself somewhere and Luke will need to find her.

Two droidekas are able to hold off two Jedi in a narrow hallway.

Why didn't yodel predict anal-kun's betrayal at the hands of shiv if he and maze window could forsee the future and save look all of that trouble so he could get back to farming water?

Why don't they use explosives or flamethrowers against Jedi? Something that their sords cant block.

bcus theyd just force field stupid

The Jewdi are no match for Swastikas!

They should just use old painless against them

>>>/reddit/

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This meme is retarded and so are you tbh.

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why didn't they double jump and slam their lightsabers into the floor?

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Why didn't they carry thermal detonators and concussion rifles like Kyle Katarn, fucking hell Jedi are such fucking dumbass pussies. He would have raped everything on the damn ship and then would have rammed it into Sheev's mid-century modern apartment.

defend this, EUfags

it's called a "joke"

Thats what specialised jedi-killers would use in the old eu, that and sonic weapons

Dont worry, i laughed

They do, and it works.


Making a shield with the Force is possible, but it's a very difficult and advanced technique that only a few Jedi have mastered. For the vast majority of them, a flamethrower, a projectile gun or a bomb will work fine.


This.


Kyle Katarn justifies every bad part of the EU.

This is now an Ahsoka thread. Post rare Ahsokas.

AHSOKA LIKES CIS DUDES

I want her to shove her brain tentacles up my ass

That never was a canon comic strip, it was a series of parody comics called Star Wars Tales

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This was before the trade federation war even happened, they probably didn't need anything more than a sword at most the majority of the time

This makes a lot of sense because there was 1000 years of peace before the prequels. The Jedi had gotten soft and were woefully unprepared to fight a war. They were often more diplomats than soldiers during that time, and they didn't even practice the combat-centric lightsaber forms as much because they thought there was no need for a focus on combat.

Brain tentacles are the dumbest thing ever. Evolutionarily they would be a dead end. No brain should be that exposed to predators.