Questionable Malcontent - Very Bad News Edition

He's the author of this shit comic.

Where are the edits lads

Here you go.

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Can't upload the recent ones right now, made the thread before leaving for work.

Previously, on exciting episodes of Questionable Content!!
Faye finally got what was coming to her and was fired - heart-wrenching drama ensued in a desperate attempt to paint her as the good guy!

Ironically this is the most offensive Jeph's ever been.

Why did the dog cross the street?

So that Jeph wouldn't rape it.

that fucking robit

Q: How many of Jeph's dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Screw is one of their trigger words. They fled in terror before we could find out

That's not how you spell "Marten stabbed her in the throat and wore her fat skin like a suit." Because that's the only possible outcome to Faye actually getting what she deserves.

This thread looks a bit ill. Let me fix that!

Man, I do feel better, thanks doc.

I still maintain that the series needs to end in the art style of comic #1 with a disoriented Marten falling over and screaming at Pintsize "THAT WAS NOT CHEERFUL PORN!!" and Pintsize quipping about accidentally running his illegal "¿What If?" software by mistake.

Cards on the table, everyone: if we could all meet up outside Jeph's house, wait for him to walk Victim, and grab him and hold him down, what would we do to him short of killing him?

Me? I'd grab his keys and go into his house and tweet the most racist and problematic shit I could think of from his account…then change the password.

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What the fuck is that pose in the first panel?

A poorly attempted dramatic shocked pose.

This looks like a rated-G edit where Claire was shot through the skull in the original.

Complete with eye laser.

(checked)

Think we fucked with Jeph so hard that he subconsciously draws JoJo poses now?

Jeph is really asking for it.

The output looks like a fucking dog.

He wants to be the little puppy

It's like next level vore porn where Jeph fucks himself as a dog as a dog.

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That aside, they already caught and punished Corpse Witch. So it's just their usual M.O. of winning a battle then running back out and shooting the survivors.

And why are they talking about getting Bubbles a "welcoming gift"? Welcome to where?

Haven't you heard? Faye decided Bubbles will be temporarily living in Marten's house for 13 years! She's so nice! I'm sure charging 120 lbs of lead acid batteries 3 times a day won't make a dent in the electric bill!

But she already lived there just a night or two ago. You're supposed to welcome them as they're arriving not a week later as they're lounging around the house.

Faye was playing the slow roll. Even Marten started to wonder why Menstro was "just hanging out for a little bit" for 72 hours straight.

Put padlocks through his ear gauges and throw the key down a storm drain. Maybe try and put another one through that ugly thing on his lower lip as well. A really heavy one.

Anything's possible with meme magic.

whose jizzing on claire's face. It can't be marten, he's positioned wrongly for it and he's marten

The only thing I really want to do is haxx in and instantly swap his Twitter block and follow lists. See how long it takes for him to realize exactly what happened.

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looks like shes getting shot

Hahaha! Oh, that's a good one.

Heh, yeah - plants amiright?!
Plants are like… plants, yeah?

But anyway, here we see more post-event, retroactive justification from Jeph.
Why would they say this stuff if Pink wasn't literally a Hitler?!

Maybe she's jizzing on her own face, like if there's a head wind.

Indeed.

Jokes on you, Jeph is actually a huge JoJo fan.

Even when Milo "loses" he still gets SJWs to eat themselves.

They do that anyway. The entire social justice movement is cannibalistic, and anyone who deviates from their particular brand of correctness is fair game.

Well they'll have a lot of ammo this time around due to them being pro-pedophilia for the last several years. Deleting articles and references doesn't work when everyone knows about them already.

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I see Clarence and Marten are still a laff riot.

Man, I miss TEH.

Pic related.

Just in case anyone's wondering what Maher said through his blood-stained teeth.

Oh man, he'd probably stab his computer.

He'd more likely stab his phone because he can't fit his computer in one hand

True.

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White Hannelore meets Brown Hannelore.

he exudes this anime filth and I don't like it
does anyone else hear that god damn baby crying

Puns are Lego for jokes?

I don't get it.

They are both fun to autistic children and hipsters.

as an autist I am so triggered and oppressed right now

I actually don't see this as negative. The more moderate left, such as the journals that conspired against milo ( proof: archive.is/briVl ), has one standard for their own side and another for their enemies. At least this shows some consistency — if you attack your enemy for commiting a sin you should attack your own for the same sin.

TEH is pretty great. Never gets old, that shirt.

Lego is the name of a company. The things with studs on one side and cavities on the other so you can lock them together and build things? Those are bricks. They're lego bricks, but get called legos as a colloquial term because of strong brand association. The singular is brick or lego brick, the plural is either bricks or legos.

On top of that blunder, she used a simile to compare a group of things to a single thing and then carry on with her sentence as though that singular thing were a group of things.

Is Bill Maher one of their own, tho? Despite identifying as a liberal he's been considered a marginally milder version of Milo since the 90s. Honestly I think he did barely any research and was more confrontational to Yiannopoulos than he otherwise would have been because it seemed like the thing he should do. They're basically on the same page as long as no one brings up Catholicism.

Hell, I didn't even realize they were on the same page in terms of cross-generational relationships. I really didn't expect that. I'm sure Maher wouldn't quite agree but everyone with a brain would know he's being hypocritical and applying double standards if he tried to say that it's okay for boy/woman and not boy/man.

I think Maher is being thrown under the bus because SJWs expected him to act like Larry Wilmore did and just spend ten minutes screaming and cursing at Yiannopoulos and otherwise stewing in barely controlled rage. Instead they had a conversation, and you never have a conversation with the enemy, not even a confrontational one. I don't know why anyone expected this. Maher's entire schtick is saying something provocative and then sitting back and looking smug while others around him get hot and bothered. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?

I'm convinced hardly any of these people care about pedophilia or related classifications. In fact, probably at least one of these virtue signalers is actually involved with a child sex ring.

This is a good point. I didn't think of that, and the comment I responded to was about "cannibalising their own".

If you consider paedophiles like Nyberg, SJWs actively protect them, so you're probably right. This is all political tribalism.

1.8 eons in Microsoft Word

Shits too expensive.

Ok, so I can't remember why it's staying at Martin's now. Why isn't it staying at the fight ring like it was before?

I dont quite get the reference.

Because Faye's now its bestestest friend in the whole wide world.

For… ruining its career. And introducing it to hipsters. And coincidentally teaching it to feel frustration and hate at exactly the same time as meeting the hipsters.

Faye also introduced it to the tranny, who showed it such depth of empathic understanding by comparing his luxurious, stress-free, judgement-free, stigma-free life of aspiring to genital mutilation, to Menstro's existence of state-sanctioned murder, the memories of which were so horrible, even to an AI, that they had to be locked away, and subsequent career of smashing up fellow AIs for public entertainment which is totally consensual and above-board, yet paradoxically totally exploitative and the worst crime ever.

That shit's like some college student talking to an ex-Marine, saying they can totally empathise with PTSD because they went to paintball, once.

Overall, Menstro's staying with them because story.

and by huge jojo's fan you mean he watched a couple episodes and put a reference in his comic because its trendy

Seriously?

I'm willing to bet that Jeph doesn't even know what they are. Just like he can't afford to reveal what genitalia Clairence actually has, he can't afford to draw a line and say that [THING] is the threshold of awful that will destabilize an AI. If it's too horrible, his audience gets triggered. If it's not horrible enough, they'll accuse him of being insensitive. If he tries to be clever and say it was a little thing like questioning her humanity, then he gets lambasted for betraying expectations like he did with Marigold.

From what I've gathered, he watched the english dub because it was popular, didn't get it, and tossed in a safe reference because he didn't want to be seen as being out of touch with trends.

I won't take that bet. I still can't fucking believe that he introduced a Deus ex Machina character and didn't even have a name for it.

We need to bring Baggyfag back.

Hah, I get it. Anime can be shit, just like any other medium. This is funny stuff

How the fuck do you "not get it"? It's pure Shonen.

Wow, this one actually isn't complete garbage.
After years of spweing out nonsense, he managed to save up enough brainpower to give a somewhat intelligent (although massively overdone) deconstruction of the pitfalls that most animes face due to bad storytelling and general laziness.
Next comic: we revisit the absolute nothingness that is the robot story-arc, where we continue for another hundred panels accomplishing nothing.
On that note, this comic could also be seen as a commentary of his own work. Nothing interesting happens, dragged out story, etc.

It's a little sad, honestly. Every now and again he seems to almost graps self-awareness before alipping back into the abyss. Almost makes you feel bad for the guy.

I don't either. Or perhaps the reference is clear, but the context or the joke is unclear.

I actually also thought it was funny, and even found myself laughing, after reading the first three speech bubbles in row 2. It was funny, because the expectation of fast-paced, retarded, teenage junk was defied by slow-paced, intellectual, hard sci-fi. Then, after reading fatty's speech bubble, I realised that maybe the joke was simply that

I think you might be overthinking it. It's supposed to be funny because bad anime does this kind of thing, but not quite as exaggeratedly. I don't see sexism in it at all.

You're probably right. Early in the morning here.

I mean, it is Jeph, so it's possible that that's what he thinks and was intending to say, but then forgot to actually say it because the conclusion being sexism is so obvious to him.

Having one of the characters being an ineffective apologist would have really rounded this out

Western "culture critics" constantly attempt to assign their Puritanical moralization to foreign media, so the "anime is sexist" idea is valid, though ironically self-deprecating.

You can't even fight the urge to stab your hand.

Yes, Jeph, all your characters are landwhales and you're proud of this, we know.

VERY raped, every morning.

Good, it's about time this shitty website fucked with the other side.

They're just trying to commit sudoku at this point aren't they?

The word "sexism" has lost all meaning, because rather than being strictly about asserting the superiority of one sex over the other, it now pertains to any difference in treatment between genders. Because men and women are obviously different, you will be sexist if you don't religiously ignore this fact of nature in your day to day interactions.

It is the Original Sin of the left.

I wouldn't be surprised if Twitter just disappeared instantly at this point

Back during editfag prime's time, we were having a discussion about how Marten always wore the TEH shirt and someone joked about it being alive or something. This was backed up by another user who posted one of Jeph's older strips where Marten is going through his closet and finds out he has two of them. This started a discussion about how the TEH shirt was actually one of Venom's offspring who had fallen through a dimensional warp into the QC universe and had attached itself to Marten. Then editfag prime put it into his edits and the drawfag started doing mock comicbook covers. And then the cakefag started including it in his baking. The links are in the OP under "Older stuff," but I'll post it again, here.
>Edits: imgur.com/a/Sf5J0
>OC: imgur.com/a/kSZcE

By "speaking out" of course they mean "blatantly lying."

If anything's actually worth a shadowban, it's that. People who lie without remorse, especially with their understated goal to remove freedom of speech, don't deserve free speech for themselves.

It might just be paranoia, or them banning everyone speaking out against the administration, including trannies.

But then if you censor the people who are using their right of free speech to advocate for the abolition of free speech, you are undermining your own right to free speech.

God, look at that second picture. If I was ever to stumble into someones rape dungeon, I would expect to see at least one person huddled up in the corner like that, silently trying to will themself out of existence.
And that facial expression. That's the facial expression of someone who's given up all hope, but still prays every day for the cold and comforting release of death.

Rip editfag prime ;_;7

Now I remember the edits where he's infected. I don't think I knew that the TEH shirt was linked to it, though.

The idea was that TEH was one of the many symbiotes that exist in Marvel, but this one did [bad thing] and was used a wormhole to flee. The wormhole led to the QCverse, and it sought an unassuming host that had no extraordinary qualities to draw attention to him. He found Marten.

And, in crossing the universal threshold, adrenalin and testosterone became poison to it and instead it had to feed off of boredom and beta-male something-something.

I miss the hell out of that.

Do you think editfag's in a better place now?

If the story about him having a wife and kids wasn't a stress induced delusion, then yes.

Who knows. He said he'd be around when he quit the edits, but the last we got from him was that he was super sick, and there was a very real possibility of him dying.

I just wish he'd drop by, if only to tell us he's okay.

Supposedly his pain-user alter ego also quit doing the Steven Universe reviews around the same time, even though he'd promised to carry those through.

Should I just assume he didn't make it through the winter? I don't wanna look for his face in crowds anymore.

Is there any hope?

The look of fear

What, you took away >her penis or something?

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Somebody should tweet that to him.

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I want to strangle whoever originally thought it would be fashionable to embed random bits of metal, stone and bone all over your body.

Piercings defile the human form.

Plus it can be unsafe, especially depending on your occupation.
That being said, I'm fine with most jewelery, I can dig pretty much anything except piercings or earings.

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new exploitable face

Where's edit user when you need him?

Claire's not the only one with sharknose.

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Looks like Roko got canned for breaking procedure and violating various codes of police conduct.

GOOD THING SHE CAN GET A JOB AT THIS HERE COFFEE SHOP

Did he forget to color her badge, or is it pure platinum?

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Conrext?

Both

Real damn convenient

Once again Jeph reveals his meager power level in terms of his "buffer".

And once again Jeph puts his "passion project" for which he receives $3000/mo on hiatus for a month because reasons.

And once he wakes up? Even if he sleeps for eight hours, he still has time to finish his scribbles today.

He's laying the groundwork for, "Even though I've been bragging incessantly about being 1-2 months ahead I just don't have time and need to post character doodles for two weeks straight. What have I been doing as I'm being paid $10k/month to draw 20 QC strips + 4 AG ones? None of your business and fuck you for asking!"

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I am conflicted whether to check those digits or cut my eyes because of that that unicorn.

What in the name of God am I looking at?

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untapped pandering

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He's a faggot now

I think that ship has sailed.

He IS tired of doing QC!!

I don't understand why he has those piercings; he'd be a handsome guy without them.

Hey Jeph.

I mean, yeah, hipsters are about the most unfuckable people on the planet, but look at how goddamn hard he's trying to make himself look hideous in that first picture.

Did someone say Jeph looks hideous?

Do it! I dare you!

What is she really seeing, guys?

He's really pulling off that "cucked dad" look in the first pic.

I couldn't help myself.

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That's a new one

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Also, what's Hannelore's problem? Does she always act this way when The Law comes around?

Either she's being mind controlled or jeph forgot to draw the rest of her eyes

9K VERY MONTH, GODDAMN JESUS FUCKING KILL HIM

*every

It's okay, I, too, had an aneurysm.

Makes sense Hannelore would act this way.

I mean, the cops gave them such a very hard time.
Right…?

You're not alone user.

Did Hannelore just drug that police officer's coffee?

s-sauce pls?

Apparently it's a Bandcamp album cover: lucifear.bandcamp.com/album/i-wanna-die

But who knows, maybe he ripped it off 4chan and the cycle continues.

Did you draw Menstro and Fatty for this one?

The hell?

I just had a dream about Questionable Content. Specifically, a dream about Roko from a third person view. Most of it is hazy, in the way dreams are when you wake up, but I remember the jist of it and how it ended.

In my dream, Roko was chasing after a rogue AI who killed people by hacking their speech bubbles and using them like remote controlled blades to slice them up. Because that included their ontomatopoia, the kills were 100% silent. She kept getting close, but the culprit always slipped away.

Roko had tracked the culprit down and cornered her in a public restroom. She started to mirandize her, but the culprit started crying and insisting that she was innocent. When the speech bubbles and sound effects attacked, Roko retaliated by shooting the suspect in self defense. The suspect then started bleeding from her wound and died mouthing the words "But I'm human".

Even though it didn't make sense for a human to be able to hack the speech bubbles, they stopped when she died and Roko was convinced that she had the right culprit…somehow.

As the body was being taken away and the scene was being picked over by cops, John Constantine shows up. He makes a beeline for Roko and asks if they can go somewhere quiet to talk. She says she can't because she's working the crime scene, but he says it has to do with the crime and it's very important, so she agrees.

They walk a ways away to a secluded part of the park where he slaps magic restraints on her and starts doing some exorcism chants. He then pulls a small demon out of her head and banishes it. Roko doesn't know what just happened, so Constantine tells her that she was the one who hacked the speech bubbles and killed those people. The demon was the one that made her do it and also made her unaware of the programs that were running that made it possible.

She was on her way to confess when I woke up.

It sounds a hell of a lot better than the comic or the sex dreams

The curse has chosen you

Uhhh……sauce?

There is only one way out and that is to edit until your health fails you, leaving your wife a widow and your children fatherless.

No, I cropped it from this monstrosity after I couldn't find any good Bubbles rule 34.

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=AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

If it's any consolation, the image clearly indicates that Faye is about to be raped and tortured, hopefully to death. As she richly deserves.

IT'S HAPPENING!

The insinuation was that whatever was wrong was going to have to take precedence over the rash promise he'd made.

It would be hilarious if he's been doing them this entire time and then just dumped them all on the day it's finally announced that Steven Jewniverse has been cancelled.

I actually remembered this character. Shoot me.

Didn't notice the footer.

Once again, Steven continues to be a better main character candidate than Marten

Actual expressions really don' suit Menstro.

She finally figures out how to interpret that facial expression and all you can be is a Negative Nancy.

Wait a fucking…

STEVE HAS FAYE'S HAIRSTYLE

PHUCKING JEPH

Holy shit, you're right.
This really is just one big copy-paste fest.

Oh shit

Actually, from the looks of the old strip, Faye has Steve's.

It amuses me that someone drew porn of Faye and left her as a fat cunt instead of making her look decent.

Reminder that the standard in-universe reaction toward Faye's attractiveness is "DAAAAMN!!!!"

So after recently studying anatomy, so he says, this is how he draws a muscular character?
Just make the entire body wider?

Meh, the dissonance between Faye's perfect absolute terrified arousal and Mestro's… whatever is the faces she is making is way too jarring.

And I'm not sure if its intentional or a slip of artist skill.

Remember how everyone obsesses over Faye's flabby rear end at some point?

How could we forget? It was the precursor to the second hand stabbing.

That's Marigold dude

If it wasn't for her poor hygiene, habit of coal-burning, and watching gay jap porn, I would absolutely crush Marigold's pussy.

I too like my women
T H I C C

She seems like the kind of girl who could be kept on the straight and narrow by a good husband. The coal burning was because he was the first guy to give her the time of day that she wasn't weirded out by. The hygiene is because of low self esteem and would be cured upon being given a reason to shower every day. The yaoi thing is pretty mild as far as fetishes go. She's the kind of girl that you just have to get to first.

good taste tbh fam. Shame that she does all that other nasty shit.

Oh this again

I can see more content from this.

Marigold actually downgraded. Instead of a vagrant minimum wage earner she could have had a scientist.

Oh man, I forgot about that guy. There's really no reason NOT to move in and live with him, aside from the fact that the Station arc was random as fuck and generally not brought up again.

Yeah, it would be totally impossible to farm WoW gold and update daddy's website in space, right? All at the cost of giving up her social group she's in only because they constantly show up and pester her as she's playing WoW.

Someone brought up the (unexpected?) dearth of Questionable Content stories at fanfiction.net. I couldn't find any at all, but I don't use the site so I have no idea if the general search is useful or not. Were these the stories? If so, they're plants by Jeph.

That's assuming he'd invite her. I thought he was just looking for a one-night stand sorta thing

With a one night stand you say the morning after something like, "Well, I had a good time. Feel free to look me up next time around." Passively aggressively talking about a long distance relationship and feeling out whether she feels the same way is fishing for validation.

So close, lads.

I guess it would be too much to hope that Jeph is the one expected in the Wreckage Brother.

Usually a new comic is posted by now but is still front-page.

Did he forget to ready a new comic before getting on a plane? What about buffer?

And yet so far.

Only Jeph would consider that the kind of t-shirt one should wear in public.

That sounds like a lot of effort to go through for a woman who can literally make bread dough rise by queefing on it.

I present to you

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You know what i hate the most? i actually like the brown autist a bit but goddamn whyd it have to be QC that shit her into existence.

Also after ages of lurking and 2ish minutes in paint i give you an honest apology

My brain processed Hanners' first bubble as "burn down". It'd be so awesome if she burned down the coffee shop.

So she fixes Marigold's hoarder apartment in an hour or something and she's not done with the coffee shop after a year.

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Remember when Hannelore was like this and Brun was like this?

Is it too late to undo their development towards the designs?

I wonder how long it'll be before they start to accept reality. They're still stuck in "OMG Trump grabbed a pussy!"

I think some of these people still think there is some process that will magically install Hillary or Bernie in after this vaguely defined impeachment of Trump's. I don't think they realize that the chain of succession is about 20 deep and that they'd probably pick Joint Chiefs of Staff or something if somehow that well ran dry. Well, Secretary of Agriculture Mike Young is a Democrat. Good luck impeaching or killing 8 or 9 people in a compressed time frame to get to him.

It'll be hilarious as far more conservative Gen Z starts to vote in the midterms and even more in 2020 and the Millennials will still be passing around on Twitter those electoral maps with 50 blue states if Millennials were the only voters.

Who am I kidding? Twitter will be gone or unrecognizable by 2020. It's gonna be like Digg or MySpace.

It'd take at least another 10+ straight years of losses probably. They're very big into "We're standing on the right side of history and they are literally pure evil and no that's not exaggeration or hyperbole when we say that."

That said, he's not tweeting impeachment right there. He's just panicking because he flew from the relative safety of Canada to ECCC, which is in Seattle, which is technically Americaland.

I can only assume Jeph got mentally overwhelmed and terrified of developing an actual plot so he's ran away, screaming.

Back to lolrandum, "Gee, you sure behave in an unusual, quirky manner!" forgettable blandness.

Hey, this is a million times better than the drawn out, repetitive 'What CW did was evil' strips.

I think that was the point that had him run - he realized he fucked up in making a villain without villainy.

Rather than have a gradual revelation, like CopBot finding a basement full of the severed, still functioning heads of those robots who crossed Pink, or anything remotely interesting, he dropped it and ran.

Some seem to be seriously considering the idea that they're still right but it's reality that's gone wrong somehow.
archive.is/INh2A

From The New Yorker, not The Onion.

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Election night was one side misreporting current polling numbers in a desperate bid to sway votes their way. This was a guy who got the wrong envelope and rolled with it because he was feeling the pressure of live television.

Haven't you heard? The new narrative is that Trump won within the margin of error, no one was really that surprised, and all the claims of liberal meltdown are exaggerated fake news urban legend.

All this "We live in a computer simulation" fuzz sound like God exists and we're just doing damage control

Every time I think they've reached the pinnacle, they unlock a new transformation and achieve a higher level of mental gymnastics.

Gaslighting goes mainstream.

It would have if Hillary had gotten elected. She was a strong advocate for Internet censorship, and the free speech on the internet is one of the few ways that people can call the media on its shit. Without it, the handful of social engineers that drive the liberal agenda would be in complete control of public information.

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Hello all. I never really visit Holla Forums - except when I'm drunk and I only visit this thread.
You're all great.

The storytime threads can be good, but you're not missing out on much unless you like to talk about how shitty the things you used to like are.

Then again, we do that here, don't we?

Now I feel sad.

Good. You'll fit right in.

They think they still are.

Jeph moving on to ass stabbing

It looks more like someone else shoved a sword up his ass and he's in distress

How many Jojo references do you think this anime character will be involved in?

>"…and that is our job."

It's too bad. I was actually starting to like the Morning Jew gang during the election.

I…I actually kinda like this one.

Don't hate me I'm still one of you

No, it's not just you. This one isn't too bad.

I can only imagine how badly he's going to collapse under this tiny amount of momentum.

The difference is astounding.

Does he just have a sword up his ass? What sort of superpower is that? I thought he could pull an infinate amount of swords out of it, or at least transport them there.

You're dead to me, "Anonymous". I'll filter your name so I don't have to see your posts anymore.

It'd be funny if Dora accidentally shoves the sword up IPP's ass and kills her and then pressures Hanners to assist in disposing of the body, probably using the basement machinery, Sopranos style. Then comes the period of guilt and paranoia. Eventually everyone finds out and loses respect for both. Hanners tries to bargain her way out saying she was coerced but no one's having any of it. Dora will blame her own misfortune on Hanners and attempt murder. Menstro or some other asshole will intervene or something yet still cast aspersions onto Hanners. Faye enters and quips something like, "I can't believe I was friends with someone like you." Faye will have the comparative moral high ground which will induce cognitive dissonance in both characters and readers.

You have weird ideas about comedy mister

Probably still better than whatever shit jeph writes next

Did you just assume my gender?!

This would be great! I love the idea of a cutsie sitcom with dark undertone that only some of the characters can notice, as the panic amasses and their world collapses in on itself.

Yes I did, sir.

Is IPP replacing Emily?

I think the punchline is too drawn out.

It's not even much of a punchline, really.
It's not even much of a joke…

"Lol, autist taking a joke literally! You see, she's autistic, so doesn't understand the nuances of humour! XD"

Jeph is starting to look like annoying old internet atheist Dusty Smith.

Talk about SHIT taste.

Weeb in all the wrong ways.

Who or what the fuck is that?

I've tried three times to write something scathing in response to that, but nothing short of passages from the Necronomicon will hurt you as badly as you deserve to be hurt.

Is that yet another insufferable band that Jeph likes?

As for Dora and her bullshit, it's bad enough when she's a cunt to normals, but doing that to someone that low on the spectrum is unforgivable. If I ever figure out how to travel to their universe, I'm going to kidnap her and Faye and do things to them that would make a psychopathic gynecologist puke.

I think that's a shoggoth, familia.

That's what came up when I searched for it. Let's see what else I can find.

Nope. They're ALL unknowable fucking amorphous squamous masses of flesh and putrescence.

Also, you have to go back.

That clock face looks like an ass crack.

Yog-Sothoth is very clearly described as avast arrangement of glowing spheres, you illiterate fucking cunt. Read a book sometime.

No, you go back you worthless redditard.

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It's from the board game Arkham Horror.

It's also one of the hardest songs in Pump It Up.

They're all hard.

I can't get past the first stage of having to shed your dignity to step on one of those fucking things.

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Jesus Christ

Guess who I'd try to hang out with at this stuffy convention? Also pretty sure this would qualify as "stalking and harassment" were the tables turned.

I forget what was this webcomic originally about?
lame people talking about stuff and lolrandum robot jokes?

I bet that joker got laid

Ironically all the namers and shamers talking behind his back just increase his sexual marketplace value.

Of COURSE she's a fucking Pearl.

If you hadn't gotten dubs, I'd have some cross words for you, you goblin-fellator. Fortunately for you, Saint Bateman protects you.

I'm secure enough in my sexuality that you can't hurt me with such homophobic insults.

No, seriously, what is this fucking demonic thing? Is it a man? Because if it's a man, then Jeph's letting it fuck him. And if it's a woman, Jeph's beta-orbiting in the hopes of being fucked by her hand-me-downs.

I would laugh my ass off if the Joker turned out to be an actual native trolling everybody.

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Is this Doonsbury enough for you now?

I love it when they start devouring their own.

All I use these for is for more Twitter names to go back with advanced search and reread their thoughts from early November.

Four months later it still hasn't gotten old.

I will find this kind of Twitter hysteria funny until the day I die. They are just so clueless.

That one fag deserves it though tbh
"If mudslimes kill you, it's your fault for triggering them!"
Fuck outta here
Every virtue signalling libshit needs to be given a helicopter ride

Who the fuck are these fags?

Some people who like to hang out with Jeph at cons, apparently.

Do we have Jeph's sperging from the election?

Yeah, but his tweets weren't nearly as hysterically emotional as the ladies' were.

Holy shit! This is the first time when i see a real life goblin!

She's one ugly fucker that's for sure. No Wikipedia entry so she's such a complete fucking zero to social justice even those types infesting Wikipedia can't be bothered to write her up.

She looks like a Romulan.

is there any proof that teh jeff monitors this threads?

Impossible; it would take too much time away from making unfunny Twitter posts and molesting his dog.

You're just jealous you can't come up with this comedy gold.

He seems keen on explaining things that we point out as loose ends. We have also correctly predicted all of the moves his plot makes, but that might be him being predictable instead of us guiding him.

It could also be the same criticisms being pointed out in other channels he might read, like the forum or Reddit, or maybe Twitter replies, though he tends to ban anyone less than 100% gushing.

Imagine my surprise. Lena Dunham has TWO sisters. I wonder if she raped this one, as well, or if this one held down the little sister while Lena started dragging her tongue up the gal's thigh?

What's the punishment for a SJW triggering another SJW?

We're all that little girl, Jeph.

Even other people's dogs cower at Jeph's touch.

The triggered SJW's jaw unhinges and they begin devouring the triggerer from the feet up.

It's because they can smell his fingers from across the room.

Is Edit fag lost or on vacation?

Editfag died on the way back to his home planet.

He's been captured by the North Koreans

Source?

And you niggers thought this piece of shit couldn't get any worse.

have we met number seven?
i cant remember any other battle bots besides punchbot

Maybe punchbot is number seven

Of course this robot has to be gay, too.

Is it even legal to be this bad at SciFi?

I don't know who 7 is, but I'll bet anything that it's from a series of 9 robots.

Why are they building him a body from scratch again? I thought it might have been because Jeph wanted to do an interesting body design foolish me but if its going to be a normal body, why not just get a stock one?

*building it a body

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN

He HoN'd a robot that has had a single arm for less than a minute.

Let that sink in. You've never had arms before in your entire life and your first reflex upon getting an arm is to Hand-on-Neck.

I have always wondered why Jeph is so fond of this pose, a pose that I've hardly ever seen real humans use in real life. My personal theory is that his mediocre artistic abilities make it difficult for him to depict characters having awkward moments like this so he defaults to what he knows best (hell, what he only seems to know):

HAND

ON

NECK

We should ask Japan.

That's one hell of a lazy design

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Now that my cool down is up
Impressive. Very nice.
Let's talk about this for a second.

Sorry to rain on your parade, user, but it's time to rage at this useless filler strip instead.

Anime is one reason, but it's also a convenient way for lazy artists to get out of drawing hands while appearing to appeal to convention.

I thought r'nee was sporting a soul patch for a second.

That fucking mouth on R'në. It looks like it belongs on a face that's 15% more zoomed in.

You definitely belong here

I love these threads.

Newcomer, are you?

Shelby prepares the anus.

The respite will have allowed her holes to heal a bit and for her to hope that she is free. The extra tightness and struggling will probably drive him into a frenzy that leaves her worse off than she was when he left.

I can't tell if IPP is becoming Goku or Akira.

It's Goku. The bastardization of the original intent of the character and its actions makes this clear.

Is the big goon supposed to be Grand Elder Guru unlocking the hidden power or something?

Is head-patting this faggot's secret fetish or something?

It's Chris Ray Gun on youtube.

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Holla Forums keeps promising me DotR, but has yet to deliver. I'm more than happy to leave Barry and Hillary to the hardcore guys, but I want to be in the crowd when Anita and Zoe drop.

Happy 50th Anita!

So he should be getting flour all over her hair right now, yeah?

One would assume.

If Elliot were ever seen as a thinking man, I would speculate that that putting flour in the hair of an acute autist would prompt her to either need to wash it right the fuck now or ignore it as inconsequential. Either reaction tells him more about her, and the wash option allows him to offer his nearby home's shower.

Once she is bathing at his house, he can then offer to feed her and whip up a meal that needs to cook in the oven. Once food is baking and she is clean, he can ask what movie she wants to watch to pass the time.

At this point, she is clean, watching something she likes, and eating something she likes at his house with him. That solid 2-4 hour block of positive reinforcement can do wonders for Brun's opinion of him.

Once food and movie(s) are done, He can drive her home and ask if she'd like to hang out again. If the answer is yes, then the mission was a success. If it's a no, then he can always arrange another harmless accident at another time and try again.

But Elliot doesn't seem like the kind of guy who thinks that far ahead while interacting with cute girls.

He's an idealized New Feminist Man. He would never dream of inviting a girl into his shower unless she requested it herself, in which case he would wait patiently in the driveway until she gave him consent to re-enter his house.

Meanwhile in an actually good comic, the main character pulls some dumb shit and is getting called the fuck out on it.

Get that shit out of here. It's clearly not on Jeph's level.

Obviously the two of them are evil jerks for not agreeing with the main character's way of doing things. They'll probably be tortured within the next couple of strips.

Willis should take notes as well

In QC world they'd be gaslit and convinced they need therapy and anti-anxiety medication. Then they'd be ostracized for eight months. All this because of an argument over whether MGMT or Death Cab for Cutie is the "superior" hipster band.

Well, wet at least.

A dog should not sound like that when pet.

Holy fucking shit. I thought that maybe MAYBE Shelby was just really unphotogenic, but Christ, it sounds miserable in that video.

It's been quite awhile since I last read Gunnerkrigg, in what way is she a mary sue again?

Same here, but if her flaws are being exposed, she probably isn't.

That made me ill
That is not an okay pupper

She isn't, that's the point. It's an indictment on everyone else.

Jesus fucking Christ and Lord almighty, someone put that poor creature out of it's misery.

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I never see Shelby up. She's always lying on the floor.

Dog rape jokes aside, why is she so miserable?

Dogs pick up on their owner's moods and often reflect them. It's also possible that Jeph only gives her attention when he feels like it, resulting in a habitual lethargy. He might also yell at things online, which confuses a dog and teaches them to cower for no reason.

doesn't care about her*

polite sage

Because Jeph has no human friends to vent at, so he just cries and screams at the dog.
Shelby, being oblivious to his worldly concerns, takes his wailing to mean she's done something very, very bad and she has no idea what it could be.
Hence the never-ending misery.

That's one possibility, anyway.

She could also be malnourished. Jeph probably doesn't know how to properly care for an animal.

As predicted, more gay robots.

This would make for a decent Soma parody.

Why do they have the same face? Jeremy had that face because he was a non anthropomorphic robot, but what's with Steven, who has a complete and proper humanoid chassis?

seven is clearly probably female

And also gained weight between panels 2 and 4.

Taking a nap immediately after that post, I can say I was really tired and thought "Seven" was "Steven". I wasn't the only one since made the same mistake. Still, I don't think it's all that clear, though you're probably right.

I wondered why I made such an error even though I already knew the bot's name and it turns out Jeph reformatted the name between strips. This guy just isn't consistent at anything.

Wow, clipping the way I did really fucks up the perspective.

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Faye's squeeing like an immature teenager, Jeph's squeeing like an immature teenager, and Menstro really shouldn't care enough about any of this to robo-blush.

Just you wait, soon he'll be ruining handholding next.

Jeph's comic is too worksafe for legitimate hand holding. I know that some characters have held hands in the past, but I don't think Jeph has it in him to write a scene that culminates in an emotionally charged moment where two characters lock hands in an affirmation of their love.

That settles it. Clearly female.

True, I suppose we won't have to worry too much, especially given how Handstab and the rest of his socjus ilk lack any and all understanding of the concept of acts of love and have seemingly declared war on "love" itself. I mean when you have thralls from the Left screaming "Love Trumps Hate" as they beat the shit out of others at the drop of a hat, it really goes a long way without saying.

But as with everything good and pure in the world, Jeph (or someone similar) will find a way to ruin it.

Remember - progressives ALWAYS project.

We've had a few lezzy scenes with her from the coffee shop and her mulatto, naked and in bed.
He also draws one of the girls in Alice Grove half-naked and in bed with titular character (despite hating her enough to try to kill her just a few hours before).

Yet, whenever males are involved, Everything happens off-scene or is halted my awkwardness.
The nearest we've come in recent years is the "Well, th-th-th-this is me." scene, but the sacred tranny's sacred nipples are all covered up.
After that we have this big shithead in the bakery getting all hot under the collar at the thought of mere physical contact.
I swear it won't be long before we see some anime-esque nosebleeds from making eye contact.

I say this is Jeph projecting himself into his male characters and he keeps putting them into situations for him to fantasize about, but he's too consumed with self-loathing and a complete lack of confidence for them to have any satisfactory pay-off.

He is so much of a beta bitch that he can't even get any action using his fantasy self as a proxy.

Well, it could be worse. At least it's not Sister Claire.

Jeph flexing his professional musician muscles.

Imagine an alternate timeline where jeff focused on his music rather than QC

He could be the Billy Corgan of millenials right now.

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Man that framing is weird in panels 2 and 3 and I'd argue panel 1 is so fucked up it looks split. The partition wall grew about 2 feet between panels and then shrunk again.

I sure am glad those speech bubbles are there to break the tangents

Why is she so into this plant? Was she not trusted with the lives of the human soldiers in her unit?

The last panel is shot from a slightly lower, closer perspective, but none of the characters have changed angles or sizes to match the terrain.

Those tangents are still borderline. Both Clairence and Menstro are right up against their respective lines, which looks awkward because of their static positioning.

This strip has the appearance of recycling. It looks like it originally featured just Claire and Faye and then Jeph pasted Menstro into it, at least in the first panel.

The only people who listen to him are ones who've already read his comic.

Is it just me, or is there something really odd about the way that comic is drawn? Perhaps is one of the reasons, but there's more. Look at the first and last panels. Between them Fay seems to grow significantly in size, which gives a really weird perspective (and where did she hang her coat?). In the last panel, Fay looks much bigger and taller than Claire, but her stomache begins at the exact same position as his (and Fay must be located further away than Claire, as she's facing us while looking at him). Looking at the wall behind Mentro, in panel 2 she is further to our right than in panels 1 and 4. I'm sure there's lots more as well.

Please… She just drops it on the floor, safe in the knowledge that Marten will dutifully pick it up and hang it someplace before he returns to his other duty of sucking the stains out of her dirty underwear.

She's actually shedding due to trauma.

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subtle, conveniently placed omit

I've always done that, for the handful I've done anyway. But thanks for noticing.

I like how you changed omg to oh my god, which is how it should have been written in the first place

Very nice

Shelby knows it's not yet time but that does not assuage the fear.

It's entirely possible that he said "Oh Em Gee" instead of the actual phrase. It's a symptom of being too wrapped up in your online persona(s).

God fucking damn it. I hate this comic more and more each fucking strip. I mean, how would you even pronounce that? You're going from an f to a t. It doesn't roll off the tongue and is a shit attempt at a pun.

That's not even mentioning her saying 'omg' like some teenage valley girl

Big surprise: Jeph was bullshitting about the buffer after all.

Look at all these surprised people.

And we're back in action.

Had a bunch of shit to deal with over the holidays, and had to cut out my daily lurking habit. I'm just now getting all caught up with the last couple months. I feel bad for stepping out on the thread without saying anything.
I really missed you guys. It's good to be home.

Good to see ya, baggyfag.

Good to have you back. I was a bit remiss in with my pill regimen.

Glad you're back
Now if we could just find out if editfag prime is alive

He was too good for this world.

Two friggin days, and we're gettin pretty low in the catalog. New thread when?

Archivefag will probably do it in the morning or early afternoon (unless you're Australian, then evening). There are still 16 topics ahead.

Praise Kek, you're back. We missed you.

Three weeks later:

what the hell is this? Why is the womb mobile on fire suddenly?

The ambiguously drawn lines on Albino's face look like a shallow nose and a smile and makes her like a whole different character.

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Jeph has ironic friends. Also, I love this election night lookup game another user pointed out

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I usually do it when we're in the last half of page ten. I've had a lot of IRL to handle recently but I'm keeping an eye on things.

I can never get used to reading Twitter screenshots; their reverse chronological order always throws me off.

Besides, wouldn't a condom melt rather than burst into flames?

I don't have the words.

That, or the world was too bad for him.

To be fair, he's not wrong, technically. His is the generation that demands non-participation trophies, given that they want all the satisfaction and reward that comes with winning, without putting in any of the tedious work and heavy-lifting that's required to even fucking participate.

Case in point, all the shit revolving around the socjus crowd versus all those that actually try to make the world a better place. Can't wait for the MCC sale this April, I need my zwiebach fix.

It's even better combined with the "after election" comments where >he goes on and on about how much >he is helping and how much is getting accomplished with the tweets and pettition signing.

I had to read that screencap three times before I was convinced that I had read it correctly. I briefly entertained the thought that I might be having a stroke.

Now that would be a tragedy.

Slightly related game is setting the Twitter search parameters to the day of the Super Bowl.

Probably in my top ten favorite days of my life. The whole time leading up to halftime, I had to listen to my family talking shit about Trump and how the Patriots were losing because they picked white players instead of good players, and how the game was symbolic of how America was going to take back the country from him.

When they made their historic comeback and won in the first ever Super Bowl sudden death, I couldn't stop laughing and telling them that they were right, this game is symbolic of how this country is going to go. People are going to talk shit and play politics, but his results will speak for themselves.

I also won a lot of money because I was the only one rooting for the Patriots.

New thread

The most shocking thing is >he watches 24.

We've seen nothing to indicate there's a localized atmosphere, have we?

How the fuck did the outside of it just burst into flames?

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