Woman mistakes town meeting for Donald Trump rally and smears 30 cars with smooth peanut butter in p

A woman was arrested on Monday after allegedly smearing peanut butter on 30 cars parked outside what she believed was a pro-Donald Trump rally.

Christina Ferguson was arrested in Amherst Junction, Wisconsin after interrupting what turned out to be a meeting of a local environmental organisation, Tomorrow River Conservation Club.

Witnesses claimed the 32-year-old entered the meeting at 9:30pm holding a “family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif” peanut butter, shouting about how much she hated the Republican candidate.

Ms Ferguson was asked to leave the premises but shortly after, members went to check the car park to “make sure she wasn’t doing anything to their vehicles after leaving.”

One witness, who allegedly caught Ms Ferguson spreading peanut butter on a car, shouted at her before calling police.

When officers from Portage Co. Sheriff Department questioned Ms Ferguson, she claimed she hadn’t left her apartment that night, while allegedly licking her fingers repeatedly, according to the complaint.

However, one of the meeting members identified her and Ms Ferguson admitted her involvement.

When pushed as to why she had committed the offence, Ms Ferguson talked about “how much she loved Hillary Clinton and hated Donald Trump,” the complaint says.

“Peanut buttering is better than firebombing, and Trump plans on firebombing everybody in other countries,” Ms Ferguson reportedly said.

However, when she realised she had mistakenly identified the meeting as a Trump rally, she was remorseful saying she was “just fed up about the entire election.”

The complaint claimed Ms Ferguson smelt strongly of alcohol and her blood alcohol level was 0.218, more than twice the legal limit for driving.

“Fortunately it wasn’t chunky peanut butter, so vehicles didn’t get scratched,” said Chief Deputy Dan Kontos.


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What a complete fucking idiot.

What's this all about?

Peanut butter is nice.

I thought that Hillary is the one who wants war?

More than one person can want war user.

I thought for sure she was referring to what happened in North Carolina the other day. However, even when Trump gets firebombed he is still the one that is going to do it to everyone else I suppose.

Of course it's a white woman.

Don`t be autistic user, you know what I meant.

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You wrote poorly.

i'm also 32 but why does she look so fucking ragged? is that what living life as a liberal degenerate does to you?

That's a meth face right there.

She looks like a crackwhore.

The left has the strangest fucking protest strategies.

years of drinking, drugging and taking mad amounts of cock

TOP KEK

Trump will like like literally like nuke everyone like um cause umm my friends said so. Deporting illegal aliens is like literally rape and nukes like wow

This is the cognitive dissonance of leftists. On one hand they say Donald Trump wants war with Russia, on the other hand they say that Trump is a Russian Shill and buddies with Putin. All this while ignoring the fact that Hillary points towards war in all directions.

What are you talking about?
That's a valid argument she raises there.

32-year-old entered the meeting at 9:30pm holding a “family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif” peanut butter, shouting about how much she hated the Republican candidate.


How fucking stupid those people are?

youtube.com/watch?v=qPOvePioFF0

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Did anyone else read that headline as 30 cats?

The complaint claimed Ms Ferguson smelt strongly of alcohol and her blood alcohol level was 0.218, more than twice the legal limit for driving.

Is this the onion? What universe are we even living in at this point?

We've been over this already, the jew cries out in pain as it strikes you. Get it through your head that it's not about logic or making reasonable connections from one point to the next, it's about bullying you, hurting you, shaming you, driving you crazy, drugging you killing you, and ultimately destroying everything and anything that you are if you are white.

pretty detailed reporting there.
you burgers love your peanut butter

why its bad though

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LEWD

Wtf am I reading, is this even a real article? Women are physically weak as fuck, so I doubt the horse was hurt. I would understand if they were arguing that she is punished for daring to strike a horse officer, but trying to turn it into some animal cruelty is ridiculous.

Pretty sure there's video of it.

the eternal wite wimmin

Butthurt PETAfags and pigs.

Becuase communism is wrong

It wasn't a woman btw, it was a tranny.

Looks like someone had to correct her record a few times

I thought you're joking, but it turns out it's true, it's a self-described "Commie-Trans” protester, America is in deeper shit than I thought, and the journalists are motherfuckers for calling it a woman.

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Think this is one of the mentally ill people Hillary is paying to assault people at Trump rallies?

ftfy

Is the whole democratic voter-base composed of shitskins and the mentally ill?

That's some cartoon villain level shit.

Mistakes a bunch of old hippies for a trump rally what a dumb fucking cunt.

Like a peanut could ever scratch car paint….

Sweet baby Jesus I am glad I am finishing my degree this year.

I would've ran her over and told the police I was in my home all night while scraping the blood and bits of skull off my car.

Its time

Almost every time they say something they're actually just projecting their own faults. It's unreal how accurate this is.

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He liderally said deport all muslims so when I firebomb their stinking countries more of the brown scum will die. He said it because he's liderally hilter.

The niggers so desperate for spics to get out that they are joining the KKK

I swear you ppl are dmb.. "SHE'S" LIKE 6'2" TALL… of courshe its a man, man

There was a picture of him right next to the article mate. Women don't have male jaw lines.

Firstly, if you read the replies you would have seen that we know its a tranny. Secondly, you type like a spaz and need to fuck off

WTF. She looks 70.

This is your face on liberalism

OF COURSE IT'S A SWEDE!

Beat me to it, you magnificent bastard.

Also fortunate: no one went into anaphylactic shock and died from her retardation.

more than just valid. Molyneux-tier.

I think it was some kind of Latino male (adult) who attacked the two children with pepper spray. If I recall, the media subtly hid his identity, although he was captured on film, clearly seeing his face.

I don't know about this specific case, but every single year in Finland, on 6.12., the independence day, the leftists riot across the nation because they are butthurt faggots who wanted for the Red commie bastards to win, and every year they assault police horses.

It's happened so many years in a row I can't even count anymore, every time the leftists attack the horses.

Its a woman. They're children.

PETA is always retarded like that, but it's a big deal when they hit horses because they might spook it. Not only is that dangerous for the rider and the retard who hit it, but it's dangerous for anybody who gets between the horse and it's panicked flight for safety.

I actually wish the horse and started kicking. Look at this crowd, that would have been great and they all would have deserved it.

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>>>/cuckchan/

fixed nigga, untwist your panties

Her boyfriend Jamal must have a good right jab.

Panties untwisted and ironed to pristine condition, thank you.

I got you, fam.

Also, I love how she's says "Trump protestor" instead of "Anti-Trump protestor." Makes it sound like they belong to him instead of the other way around.

Fortunately, this is the caliber of person we are fighting against.

Unfortunately, they are so stupid that the DNC can easily manipulate them into voting for anything.

In Wisconsin there isn't much to do but support political criminals and meth.

I guess shes one of those mentally disabled people they pay. She looks as retarded as the story.

Horses are man's best friend after dogs, user. Do you think the Fuhrer would tolerate such an action? Punishing an animal in that situation shows what swine you are.

Also, I'm real surprised no one commented that the peanut butter lady is obviously Swedish.

the zombie apocalypse has already started. most people just don't realize it yet

looks like mel brooks has been memeing irresponsibly

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Sounds like Deputy Dan knows his peanut butter.

War is Peace

Yeah, rough looking 32 year old.

it a tranny right?

I know a ~50 year old who looks better than her jesus.

32?! fucking hell.
Leftism, not even once kids…

This explains why Megyn Kelly has a jaw that could rival Leno's.

I think that's the effect of a lot of nigger cock.
Do we have a report of how many cats were found in her home?

Ferguson is a scottish name unless it is her married name but it don't look like she been married.

Women confirmed for not knowing how to peanut butter.

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Actual Jew here - I'm laughing my ass off.

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Again?

[FINGER LICKING INTENSIFIES]

tbh if it wasn't for the meth thing she has going she'd probably be a qt

I hope its because of Laughing gas

srsly pls gas urself

Jesus that's one ugly bitch for 32.

Looks like their poor eyesight from checking their Tumblr all day makes them get into real trouble.

Just like the other cunt who hit a guy for wearing a 'Trump' shirt while it actually said 'Triumph'.

Where do they get this shit from? Do they just make it up and believe their own lies?

Maybe the chunks are diamonds or obsidian?

Farmers for trump?

looks like a tranny to me

Can we get more details about the peanut butter than this? Was it jiffy or skippy?

Wait I'm sorry they actually did provide details. I didn't read the whole thing.

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Seriously where do they get this shit? Obama/hillary firebombed the entire middle east.

People like that think because he is honest, direct instead of two faced and a brownnose he is automatically in favor of aggressive military actions.

Isn't it strange and peculiar that all the bullshit polls keep reassuring these assholes that their candidate is going to win, but you still get incidents like this. I think it must be cosmic, the universe is against them and they know it

Kek.

Oh, fuck off. Damian Wayne is old enough to be Nightwing now. And yet Batman himself still hasn't aged more than, at best, a year or two. Boy, that comic book math.

30 cars is a lot of peanut butter. Bitch just carrying around a case or what? I don't buy that one jar shit.

Bitch looks old as fuck for 32.

Right-wing women are better looking anyways

Don't paint Berniefags as the enemy. They're easily persuaded to vote green, against Hillary.

Autism. The paranoia surrounding links of any kind is getting beyond ridiculous at this point.

They are useful idiots at best, and at this point they are our useful idiots regarding the election.

Now is as good a time as any to remind you that only degenerate liberals drink that puke.

Holy shit, the wall hit her HARD.
Are they sure she's only 32? That poor fucking troglodyte.

I archived the pastebin.

archive.is/fdFpl

Are you a Mormon?

This is hilarious.

I believe in peanuts and so should you. They keep the black man down and that's what matters. I've seen a peanut in action and trust me user, that's not something you wanna see.

fucking libshits with their shit taste in peanut butter.
only true aryans eat it chunky.

kek

Huh. That fat bitch actually lost weight since Gamergate. Hopefully she'll continue and sweat the leftism right out of her.

christ these democrats who have been mocking republicans for decades are pathetic.


look how smug this cunt is. she's just been arrested and all she can think is how amazing she must be

democrats are literally dumping their shit all over the streets of america


they probably did that after the shit dump too

Man I feel so fucking smug.

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That's not remotely what user said. If Berniefags are stupid enough to support their communist jew, they can be demoralized if we reveal how blatantly the DNC rigged the primaries to hand Hillary the election. Either we generate enough contempt for Hillary that they won't vote at all, or they'll vote someone who has zero chance to win like Johnson or (((Stein))).

Last poll I saw put Gary Johnson at 7% of Republicans, how can we take votes away from him?

If the damn lolbertarians fuck this up, I'll show them the reality of what "non-agression" buys you.

Police report complete with address and phone number.

scribd.com/document/328446667/Christina-Ferguson-sheriff-s-report

The guy who was trying to cover for her.
Same police report.

it got me thinking, the best redpill is to have these shitheads run crazy to meetings that are unrelated to trump.

TL;DR mislead them and think hillary supporters are crazy

There was that guy who was attacked by a Bernout for wearing a Triumph t-shirt (I dunno if it was a company or something). Leftists are easily triggered, that's why trigger warnings exist.

If we knew where these fucks took their orders from, like a Facebook group, it could be funny to say "Trump Rally here!" and point to some random town hall.

Print fake flyers with addresses to weddings, and bar mitwahs.
Post at local colleges and universities.

Rebel Wilson's really let herself go.

It's always interesting to dive into the mindset of the marxists. They genuinely believe any aggression or violence against Trump (or conservatives in general, really) is 100% morally justified. They are able to say with a straight face that they are for peace, progress, tolerance, and acceptance of everyone while also attacking their political opponents without feeling an ounce of irony over it.

Here in Burgerland police animals are treated like regular officers. For instance if you attack or hurt a police dog, you get charged with assault on an officer. I assume horses fall under the same rules. In fact it recently became a federal offense to harm police animals. You can get 10 years for killing one.

They're and old motorcycle manufacturer

Sometimes, the consequences of assaulting a police animal are more severe than jail time.

triblive .com/news/adminpage/9895073-74/story

When all your arguments are shit.

Point them to a police station instead, the stupid fucks would go to it and get arrested.

The guy who draws those comics is the brother of the heavily leftist/socialist premier of Alberta, who's currently driving the province straight down into a pit from which there is no recovery.

God anything they can do to find a fucking silver lining


Doesnt work like that.

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

Does that mean that if you give a police dog a treat you and the dog gets arrested from bribery? Burgerland laws are absurd.

Protip: Triumph makes new bikes, as well as having made bikes 50+ years ago.

learn to proofread, buddy

There was a time when she would have been sent to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation. Now her behavior is too common to be seen as abnormal.

I wish right-wingers had the balls to do this stuff

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A bitter alcoholic cat-lady, just like Hillary.

She was only trying to start a conversation guys! It doesn't matter that she was totally wrong in her assertion!

people this uninformed actually exist.

Now that's what I call a sticky Situation.