Leftypol's most cancerous: the championship

I TRIED SO HARD

Congrats, now you're mediocre in every way

Don't have one but I'm a MLM tbh with you pal

I'm sure I could be significantly below mediocre and still be a better poster than u famaroni

I deserve to win

Wha

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
here's the thing pal- MLM is neither mainstream nor progressive, it's fascist

fucking lol

What's this?
In the Tankie vs. Lolbert poll, Lolbert just leaped from a third to a majority!

If I'm pissing off liberals with no friend on leftypol I'm doing something good with my life. :3

tbh lads anfem's banter is p great

There seems to be a tight match between Christians and Socdems. The Christians just lost a major player to heart disease, so they seem to be underperforming.

You just want to fug her

tbh only NEET manchildren are salty

"it doesn't conform to narrow American bourgeoisie standards of "progressive" (i.e liberal) therefore it can't be progressive"

Fuck off

Keep spewing your ridiculous "Mao and Lenin weren't really communists they just used the movement for their own gain" bullshit that the CIA feeds you. Just ignore all the countless scientific works they wrote, or the real positive change they brought to the lives of millions of people.

You guys are my best friends. I'm proud of each of you.

broken piece of shit
Also anfems are best posters, they bait Holla Forums with real grace

Random order

then you shouldn't run tournaments' there's this thing called seeding the brackets

Which you, if you understood the concept, would know can't be done without a priori information.

no worries, i wouldve totally put you on there, my #1 pick

Calling this tbh

thanks famrade, that means a lot

Hm?

bracket predictions anyone? im going for a fairly safe bracket
voted btw for
tankie
technocrat
socdem
nazi

NEET manchildren that need their muh privilege checked

thx bby

Will you have sex with me now?

Only if you'll have your hand on my throat and call me a whore.

No

N1X only has that right.

Calling it.

I'm happy to have made it into the championship.

While I do not think that I will make it past the first bracket (nor do I deserve to considering who I'm matched against), I'm just happy to have agitated you reds to the point that I would be included.
Despite the fact that I have not been on Holla Forums in a few weeks.

Stay mad, friends :^)

Blank user posters are the worst tbh

There are no rights my property ;^)

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ayylmao, thank you for your efforts to get me on the bracket

Post more, please

What is cancerous about socdems?

irc in 'retard circlejerk' shocker

I want to say I'm surprised, but I'm not.

sou ka
I was hoping anfem was a troll, not an /int/ tier divisive shitposter. Oh well.

I never said any of that but ok, all I'm saying is vanguardism is shit

Like honestly what is she even saying, "oh they hate me because they're insecure" when she's acknowledged several times it's a shitposting flag

tee-fucking-hee, who cares?

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Is there such a thing as virgin on the internet syndrome. Where you bitch about women on the internet like a teenage girl

dont really care about you lad tbh, its just that anfem's banter is too good to be considered cancerous

That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying you hate me because most of the posters on Holla Forums have asperger's syndrome and cannot take a joke.

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I vote vote for you, dont worry cancer-san.

Where did I say that in my post
Where did I say that in my post
Where did I say that in my post

Where did I say they were quotes?

Whats your next move of your master plan Holla Forums shill.

Libertarians show up once a week, get pounded by everyone and help raise our stelf-esteem, Tankies are a constant annoyance that reminds us of how difficult it is to reform the Left

Tankies should fucking win this

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Burping hard

Then your post was pointless.

They are currently, yes.

I don't want to offend you, but aren't you a bit retarded? You always do this, insulting people on Holla Forums for wanting to be serious while dreaming of making /anarcho/ a place for serious anarchist discussion, etc.

This is righteous coming from a retarded liberal who posts here. Do not insult n1x.

How about you both eat shit and fuck off to anarcho?

wew lad

Their posts are more annoying and cancerous, and often serious, so yea lad

wew lad

This keeps getting better.

Their posts are more annoying and cancerous, and often serious, so yea lad

the anfem shitposting and baiting is way too easy right now, what with all the people spilling into this board who finally quit GG. they still need to vent their frustration over sarkeesian.

and maybe their frustration with shillary.

I'm not sure circejerking threads like this one will make anything better.

this board is not about larping as much as it is about intellectual foppery.

No. Make me.

Then get a personality.

Bitching at all is bitching and you're bitching more than I'm bitching so really who is the bitch here?

Back to reddit with you, seriously

Back to reddit with you, seriously

If you can't tell anonymous posters apart you should look for an other site like reddit or Gaia

Fuck it. Calling it.

Semifinals:

Libertarian vs. AnFem
strawpoll.me/10767684

Socdem vs. Nazi
strawpoll.me/10767687

I bet you get mad when people bitch about capitalism.

Nigga, I never even said you were a bitch

lol all my choices lost but nazi flag

you certainly bitch when I do it lmfao

I'm calling you a bitch.

If I win this I'm posting for the rest of my life here

We don't even have any socdem posters who use the flag.

No need to be mad

That's a nice way to say that you are killing yourself.

Reddit_Obesity died recently tho

OP should have just put "Rebel" instead of c-commies, honestly.

thank God

No need to be mad

I won't be. I'm never dying. I am growing more alive.

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fuck nazis dont fail me

Fucking kill me

when?

Clever retort, kiddo

I'm actually starting to enjoy her meltdowns.
Some of them are LOLcow tier

Makes no sense, there's at least 3-4 people that use the anfem flag regoularly.

Also literally

A feeling of happiness engulfs me

maybe as a shitposting flag.
I know I do

Relief washes over me in an awesome wave

What are you a bunch of fundies? Chairman Harris does not approve.

We know, atheists mad, atheists bad, atheists same as jihadists

That's the point, the flag was created to be used as a shitposting flag.

But in general the flag avatarfagging on this board has become really shit. Here's an idea, get rid of the flags, if you want to play the epic internet personality on an anonymous board you get a fucking tripcode so I can filter you.

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femmyanon, are you going to try to post any articles and force the board to discuss shit? is that still a thing, or was that someone else? are you too jaded now? I'm out of the loop here.

ps: playing illuminati cabal in an irc and growing proud of your tripcode I mean flag is going to ruin you just like it ruins everyone else. it's not a myth, tovarisch. hatred for trips is usually justified.

he came back lads

Exactly. And that's why Rebel and the IRC faggots need to be purged. tbh

After three days, no less

ITS /INT/ ALL OVER AGAIN

This.
Fucking this.

quit using my flag, brudda

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This flag is my property

fine. I'll just use this one instead.

This

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please no

YOU FAGS CANT KILL THE NAZBOL

MANY HAVE TRIED; THEY FAILED

NAZBOL NAZBOL NAZBOL

I'm sorry, but you are irrelevant.

why do people hate rebel?

He was an obnoxious attentionwhoring spammer.

I quite liked Rebel until he started shitposting with the Christian Socialist flag and tripwhoring.

LIES

WE ARE THE PATH TO SYNCRETIC THOUGHT; WE ARE THE WAY FORWARD

KNOWLEDGE

STRENGTH

COGNITION

UNDERSTANDING

ACTION

I'm kinda glad that I don't have to put up with anyone supporting the imperial japanese army on chans. it's enough to sift through Holla Forums raiders praising trump.

sup anfem

what do people even do on the irc?

Mental Masturbation

not for larping? I'm disappointed.

Thats reddit and steam groups fam.

they were pretty batshit, the mental gymnastics you have to do in order to "support" them is even higher than the sort you have to do in order to legitimise hitlerism, most turd positionists arent quite that far gone although I have seen it occasionally

nothing wrong with stealing aesthetics tho

the flag that represents first world feminism. its like purple and black.

i think its feminist anarchist? literally the stupidest flag ever and shouldn't even be on this site

was that a typo on my end or a word filter?

one of the two would be more amusing

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brutal tbh

You can tell like here, the person who made this never read a book about history beyond the magic tree house and suffers from autism.

I don't have a trip. Take off your flag.

The anarcha-fem user is actually pretty cool.

Take off your pants instead.

I have a chastity belt and only my girlfriend has the key. Unless your teeth can cut through metal, then I'll date you.

Nazies are not leftists, neither are libertarians, so I pick anarcho-feminism.

Good

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you just want to fuck her

Why so spooked my property? :^)

He doesn't. …trust me lol

There's no Stirner flag. It's a poll about flags. Not fags.

Do you look like a man?

I don't know, do you?

No. :(

Maybe I do want to date you then.

You're into girly men?

I'm into emasculated men.

fuck off this isn't tinder

this is the home of the anti-capitalist intellectualia

:^)

:v)

Sounds about right…

m-mean

What's so terrible about the Anarcho Feminists?

Apparently there is an obnoxious neckbeard shitposter with AF icon.

Everyone I don't like with this flag must be a neckbeard. If obnoxious neckbeard was a problem you'd have hell to call out on Holla Forums.

Your happy days are over. Not.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

The insult was protesting too much to begin with. Also fuck off nazi your neckbeard probably dwarfs Alan Moore's

If I take off that flag, will you die?

that meme is already dead and dated

ur mum is already dead and dated

Not true. My mom is alive.

You're a big girl

Should have said thicc.

anfemmy, at what point did you collapse into a black hole of truly mindless shitposting? I mean, look at this thread. it's fucking awful. meta shit like this should be purged before we all end up with fucking brain damage.

I mean. Around the point the thread was clearly going to devolve into talking about me. Around here

Thick Thread?

It would certainly improve it.

It improves everything.

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thicc cat girl thread, on my Holla Forums?

This is unquranic.
DESIST

people who bring their stupid irc drama to the board are the absolute worst posters regardless of their flag

So statue lass you're a different poster from the anfem shitposter? I thought you were the same person.

Yeah I think there's at least two or three of them.

I post rarely tbh, I mostly lurk.

Were you the one that started that cape shit thread about Doctor Doom?

I think the attention whoring dyke is new. I'm not sure if it's her or the one that's posting cat pics posting in the thread right now. It's cancer either way.

Yes, Dr. Doom is my faveo. Pic related, latest addition to my collection

Oh that explains why the thread was actually decent. I've been reading a lot of capeshit myself latelly. I didn't use to be into it but I've been watching DC cartoons in my free time. Do you like New Gods?

You should get in #anarcho tbh statue user

Ballot rigging! It's rigged! The whole damn system is rigged!

I don't read as much DC as I should, I'm slowly working my way into more DC though. Last thing I read DC was the grant Morrison batman run, which was cool. I'm also pretty well reason Wonder Woman, predictably. DC has great shows, is there a young gods show I wasn't aware of or did you mean their comics?

Yeah I need to diversify my postfolio.

If you wanna drop in sometime it's on Rizon: qchat.rizon.net/?channels=anarcho

No I meant the comics. They were featured in an episode of Young Justice. I highly recommend that show. It's one of DC's best shows. I thought you might like New Gods because you're a Doctor Doom fan.

I'm the opposite. I'm not really into Marvel that much. You have any recommendations?

Kill yourself n1x. No one needs to join your cancerous little IRC. You've done enough damage already.

wew lad I've barely even posted ITT. Whomever screenshotted the discussion between femmyanon and I was the one who derailed the thread with IRC drama when that wasn't the point of the thread. Don't blame me for that.

Young Justice was great, I've been hearing buzz about them getting another season on Netflix so we can see Wally get out of the speed force (which I need because Wally was my shota husbando of the show)

The Young Gods were the team with Static Shock and Big Injun Spirt Paunch?

Also Marvel runs

Currently the best ones are

If you want a horror-ish comic about the vision and his famalam
The latest capekino from moon knight, once again marks going crazy
She's cute and saves the day and does everything that spider-man used to

Moon Knight has a bunch of really good runs, he's worth reading if you want to get into a smaller marvel hero that is mostly self contained but still does stuff. If you're an artwork hound, read The Bottom for the best MK art you'll ever find.

Triumph and Torment is one of my all time favorite stories, doom / strange story. Super amazing artwork.

The Books of Doom for the modern Doom backstory is fun with fun artwork, nothing groundbreaking but I'm biased towards it

New kid team will be fun. I wanna see Ms. Marvel and Nova kiss

DOOM iron man

Oh you mean the screenshot of you talking shit about the rest of the board is per usual. This time with a well known shitposter. Don't blame him for exposing you. You're cancer.

Yeah I heard that too. I hope we get another season.

I really liked Wally in the first season but his character kinda fell flat for me after he "grew up" and his grand nephew isn't an adequate replacement. The episode with him delivering a heart was fantastic. One of the best in the series.

No the New God's appeared earlier in the series. In the first season. They're the ones that created the sphere/bike that Superboy uses.

Here's their backstory:

youtube.com/watch?v=B2RGP1ZnIqw

This shit is a parody of itself at this point.

Polite sage.

Shows how seriously you boys take your leftism on this board. What a joke that you use reddit as a pejorative. At least they support women's liberation.

TOP KEK

Yeah, that was some nice sleuthing Holla Forums. You caught me. I'm the leader of the post-left conspiracy to destroy Holla Forums and therefore the Left as a whole since Holla Forums is literally the vanguard of the Left :^^^^^)

kys newfag, I openly shitpost about how terrible this board is. I'm known for it in fact. I have nothing to hide

What about Gwenpool? The artwork seems super cute. Is it worth checking out? I'll check out that vision comic first. I love horror and science fiction. I'll copy your post and look everything over later. Thanks.

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Somehow I think I'll beat the Naziposter. Zizek was right; The orthodox are more threatened by heretics than heathens.

That's X-23 I believe, a female clone of Logan, if my marvel lore does not fail me, She's long been stablished cannon rule 63 character with her own merits.

haha I knew you'd show your true colors sooner or later. Of course you would support /r/socialism's brand of "women's liberation". That kind of liberation that involves brigading posts, banning people that disagree in the slightest, and getting butthurt over gender pronouns used slightly incorrectly.

newfag? n1x , I've been here for over a year. I've seen plenty of your temper tantrums but I never realized that you were this much of a piece of shit. I can't believe that I felt bad when we thought you actually killed yourself a few months ago.

"…If I had but one bullet and were faced by both an enemy and a traitor, I would let the traitor have it."

Have fun tracking down the one who said it, and savor the moment when you do.

wowwy zowwy that's so silly i had a giggle

I don't read Gwenpool honestly. The art does look fun,but I haven't liked Deadpool in a long time and I don't like Spider-Gwen so I haven't really given it a shot. It might be good though, the Deadpool / Spidey run is amazing.

And yeah, I see the connection now for young gods / doom. I really need to read more stuff with Darksied…Though is he Marvel's Doom or is Lex? I feel like Darksied is more a Thanos.

Spotted the Suzy. Is it true that Arin likes to get pegged?

Apparently you haven't been paying attention because I've been criticizing this board's LARPer and alt-left tendencies, cultish brand of "leftist" ideology, and complete lack of doing anything "leftist" to the point that most people here can't be arsed to read a damn book.

The day will always come when your heroes have to die famrade ;^)

I don't get it, plz no bully

Suzy the alien is Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson's girlfriend. They make a living playing video games for people to watch.

She has Fetal Alcohol syndrome.

Does she really?

Better than fealty alcohol syndrome.

n1x I always thought you were a fag. I remember when you still were trying to push your idpol on us. At least you've given up now. It was annoying.

Darkseid is too much of an asshole to be Doom. Lex in some of his incarnations often has goals and ambitions beyond justing being a villain. Darkseid's goal seems to be being the biggest edge lord in the multiverse. So I think he has more in common with Thanos.

Jesus Christ Marvel comic books are boring.

Why do you say that?

Yeah, I voted tankie.
It's a shame anfem beat technocrat. But the good thing is at this point it looks like we're getting our big bad libertarian vs nazi brawl-off, which nazis will probably win, sadly.

Superhero comics have always put me to sleep, I don't know exactly what it is about them that's so impenetrable for me. I just have no appreciation for them at all, I'd rather use them as toilet paper than read them.

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I don't think thats unusual. Comics are very niche at this point. I'm just wondering why you think Marvel comics in particular are boring?

I didn't mean to say that they're any more or less boring than other superhero comics, just that, Jesus Christ, are they ever boring. I love Sunday paper comics and things, though (disregarding those drama strips, those are obtuse and awful).

They are built on this stupidly complex back lore that never gets more concise and just adds more stupid shit that makes no sense, even when they do global resets. It's how we keep the normies out.

Sounds like a good business model. Is that the direction you're trying to take this whole anarcho-feminism thing?

Yeah, no normies allowed, no genders allowed, nobody allowed but me and a communal-generless-harem

Can I be gender-near, at least?

Also, if this is a communal harem, wouldn't it be communist feminism? I don't actually know what any of these political ideologies mean.

Jesus christ just pimp slap her godamn

It's so much more dominatrix if he doesn't, though.

Fuck you

I guess that would be the purpose of the harem, yes.

all ideologies are only good from takin from in the toothpaste aisle of ideology - Facebook

I guess that's almost sort of coherent.

What a pathetic spectacle.

It's like the supermarket of ideology quote, but a shit post of it.

I'm not familiar with the original, I guess that's an obfuscating factor.

Yeah I only started getting into capeshit when I started ignoring all that crap. I don't give a crap about the lore outside of the series I'm reading or watching. I think it makes the whole experience better.

Yeah I get where you're coming from. Honestly, manga and anime are much easier to get into.

There is no way we should be able to beat the Christian commies. But there is a lot of socdem "reformist" hatred on this board…

I'd be shocked if we get past the Nazis or Ancaps

This would be my bracket

Quarter-Finals
Lolberts over Tables
Anarcha-Feminists over Technocrats
Christian Commies over Socdem
Ayncraps over Nazis (yes)

Semi-Finals
Lolberts over Anarcha-Feminists
Ayncraps over Christian Commies

Finals
Ayncraps over Lolberts

I have spent time recently hanging out with libertarians and ancaps. So this is probably why I see them as worse than even Nazis and feminists. Recency bias.

Yeah, I guess, although I don't like anime or manga either, as a general rule. I would probably like a few of the comedies, but those drama anime shows just make me want to kill myself. Maybe that's a good thing though.

Did autocorrect just change tankies to tables? Wtf. lol.

"But the ideological supermarket–like any supermarket–is fit only for looting. It is of more practical use to us to move along the shelves, rip open the packets, take out what looks authentic and useful, and dump the rest."

Also, MvC and Street Fighter are amazing, you have good taste in arcade machines.

Is that quote a meme? Seems pretty underwhelming.

Thanks, I've never played any of them because I don't care for retro games from that era.

Idk if it's a meme, but I've seen a few people post it here. I like it.

I just like fighting games, those are the only vidyas I care about.

I'm not big into anime or manga either but I really like Berserk. The manga is an absolute masterpiece.

I'm not good at fighting games, but Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance and Deception were pretty great games.

I've heard the name before, it's pretty ultraviolent, right?

I think we should call it. People hate the libertarian more than me.

Fighting Games are pretty niche, same as comics. Maybe there's a trend in my interests, idk. Maybe I'm just an autistic nerd too.

Don't jinx it.

Oops ;-p

Sure It's bloody but the contain is more disturbing then just gore. It has fantastic characters and takes place in an interesting world. The art is crazy good. I highly recommended it.

I love the character designs in fighting games but I hate the gameplay . I'm terrible with combos.

Maybe you should just watch football and spend a lot of time on facebook instead.

Combos are pretty tasty, but I can see how you might fumble them around. They can be slippery sometimes.

I just end up spaming one move over and over again. It's weird because I really enjoy action games like Devil May Cry and I can pull off combo chain's just fine. I don't know why I have such trouble with fighting games.

MK combos chain so easily though, it has to be giving you like 5 to 6 frames of leniency. I think that's why MK will always be more popular among normies than SF which sticks with autistic 1 frame links.

Not for me. I have a tough time consistently pulling off combos. I'm really bad it. I could barely beat the story mode in Injustice. It's just one of those genres I'm just not good at it. I'm terrible at platformers too.

I'm willing to bet your problem is you just hit the buttons quickly in order. Hit the practice mode, hit all your basic moves and see how long it takes from hitting the button to return to an idle animation. Keep in mind that the move isn't finished until you return to an idle animation, all of that space between the move hitting and returning to idle is still part of the move, you wanna hit the next button as soon as it ends. Some moves can cancel animations as well, so it's important to know those. This is all assuming you actually wanna learn fightin gaymes, if not don't worry about it and play awesome party fighters like MvC3

I never though of it like that. It sounds like some good advice. I'll try it out. I'm not trying to get good or anything but I'd like to be able to casually play them every once in a while with a friend without being a total train wreck.

Look un BnB (bread and butter) combos, they're the basic combos you use in actual matches with any given character and start with the easiest ones. Also keep in mind the refrain from the fully extended kick/punch is different when you land the move, so make sure you're hitting the training dummy when you try to figure this stop time. Good luck crushing casuals!

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Bullshit, lolberts are worse than nazis any day.

Would you say the same about a man repeatedly hitting a woman who just stood there and took it?

Yeah, Nazis at least seem to know what socialism is, even if they don't understand that they aren't socialists.

Then they obviously don't know what socialism is. They think socialism is when a strong man cares for "his own".
Nazis are the worst.

This is exactly what I want you know

Nah, I've seen plenty of them understand worker ownership of the MOP. What they don't get is that Nazism isn't that. They're hoodwinked by strongmen.

I've seen communists praising nazis who think they're the self important center of leftism, I've seen a new form of autism

And I've seen incredibly few of them. Those that DO get worker ownership are nazbols.

Stop projecting. You're the one who thinks that as you made clear with this post.
Also your standards for "praise" are so low that even without the flag I'd be certain you have daddy issues.

Very few is more than zero. Besides, Nazis are pretty well defined as enemies of leftism. Ancraps and lolberts are our direct enemy pretending to be just a few shades different from us.

Thanks. I feel like I've been missing out.

Well I don't know mate, I guess I've just had more constructive conversations with lolberts genrally. They might not be just a few shades different from us, but they are definitely more sensible than republicans/conservatives/nazis.

My standards for praise are so low and you can't even meet them

At least christian commies are commies

Social Democrats, labour parties, etc. made multiple references to Marxism in their early party constitutions and such. It wasn't until the neo-liberalism of the 80s I believe where they adopted Third Way policy. The German Social Democrats were corrupt since before WWII.

My dad was a trade unionist. And listening to him speak about politics now, it's so obvious how out of touch baby boomer socdems are. When I talk about how difficult it is to get a job, let alone a good-paying job in 2016, he says "it wasnt any harder in my day in the 1970s." I can't help but laugh. I cite actual labour statistics from the present compared to 1976 to prove he's full of shit. And he just dismisses it like I'm some entitled millennial. This is a man who was able to buy a house after working a few years. No education. Was able to pay off the mortgage quick. When I point out that the minimum wage in the 60s was double what it is now adjusting for inflation, he laughs because apparently we have it made or something because we have smartphones, internet and computers.

*"It wasn't any easier in my day in the 1970s"

Idk, there are many ayncraps that are worse than nazis. Ever heard of those autists at therightstuff?

this some good shit right here nigga hooooo

They're one of the most (intentionally) authoritarian political communities on the entire Internet. Being as edgy and sociopathic as possible is their constant goal.

This thread seems to be full of such nonsense. It strikes one as being deeply deplorable.

This post was absolutely useless and possibly, partially an exaggeration.

The point of the thread is to find out who is the biggest cancer and that screenshot helped with that a lot.

I am, user

So who won

Lolberts and anfems are virtually tied atm.

Nazi won in a landslide.

Here's the current brackets btw.