Deadpool/Livewires

I thought I'd storytime a short from a shitty Deadpool annual, so you don't have to read the shitty main story.

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Ey, isn't that the artist of Empowered? Why is he in marvel? I find the language somewhat worrying. Is he a SJW or is he just writing what marvel is telling him to write?

Adam Warren does occasionally go slumming for the Big Two, mostly Marvel. He's done Livewires; Titans:Scissors, Paper, Stone; Iron Man: Hypervelocity, and Galacta: Daughter Of Galactus.

He also was planning a Dirty Pair/Superman teamup that's been in Development Hell for twenty years.

And don't worry, Warren has always sounded like an oververbose postmodernist feminist, especially when he's drawing bondage fetish porn. His pozzed sesquipedalian grandiloquence is part of his charm, if not the Caledonian Antisyzygy at the heart of his very being.

This was not a good comic book.
In fact, it was problematic.

One thing I've learned about SJWs: They never joke when it comes to their agendas. They turn on each other like starving animals if they even slightly misstep, so they'd never write something like "mechaphobic". It's too comedic and could be seen as making light of gays, trannies, or triggering in general.

Its neat

Is that an ahegao face in that second-to-last panel?

Only for a simple minded faggot like you user. Then yes.

Embed is semi-relevant.

If you want problematic, try reading his Gen 13 mini-series.

Wasn't as problematic as Grunge:The Movie.
In between Grunge wearing his boots to bed "For TRACTION, baby!" and ''tying Roxy and Fairchild up with Hot Wheels tracks", and dialogue like "that close brush with death has sure turbo-charged the old libido! I'm as hot as Georgia asphalt!" and "I'm gonna overheat your Sony Playstation!", the excuse that it's all happening inside Grunge's mind begins to wear thin.
Yeah, I can't be the only one who believes that the Caged Demonwolf, the Fusion-Phallused Violator Of Worlds, from Empowered, is an Author Self-Insert.

Although the "Num-num" scene from Magical Drama Queen deserves special mention. But then Warren does a multi page deconstruction joke, and it all goes horribly wrong.

The only time I've ever seen an ahegao face IRL was when some lady reporter on Youtube was getting a genital tattoo and totally lost her shit.

guna need sauce on that user

I think this was it.
Dang, there are a lot of these tattoogasm videos.

thank you buddy

Thats weird since he's known for doing lewd artwork. I wonder how he reconciles those 2 conflicting beliefs unless he is a sex positive feminist.

Please don't call him out on it.
Last time he was taken to task by a SJW he went back and removed the lesbian rape scene from Empowered.

This makes me mad for some reason. Humans are just bags of shit and piss lying about higher causes and order through wisdom. Fucking hate whores and pricks they disgust me

I won't. It just puzzles me how he can draw lewd shit and believe in the SJW crap.

Hypocrisy is extremely common among SJWs. Other than that, he could just do it to be able to draw lewd with as little people interfering as possible.

There are SJW/weebs out there.

This is the only answer

We're apes with delusions of grandeur is what we are.

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