Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
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THICC
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Spread these around as Rachel Maddow nudes.
Miranda Hart.
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noone would fall for that. jahans is way hotter than rachel maddow
Zoidberg?
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Put glasses on some playdough.
not even lying my dick started getting engorged with blood when I enlarged that OP pic
Seth Rogan will probably be cast as him. But I want to know who they're going to hire to play his tits.
How does a man end up with saggy C-cups?
Jonah Hill
Jahans has Kallman's Syndrome. This means prior to Testosterone injections he had higher estrogen levels than the average woman. So he has feminine bone structure and fat distribution which is exacerbated by his obesity. Hence the tits.
t. Jahans enthusiast who has real all his messed up stories
storytime?
honestly, i would have sex with him :/
he raped his hamster
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Your average Holla Forums user
lena dunham.
Me tbh
The actual reality is funnier than the exaggerations imo. Him "accidentally" bringing his hamster to climax us pretty lulzy.