Cinematic universe Kino

How soon until WB attempts to make a middle Earth cinematic universe with movies based on silmarillion and Shadows of Mordor?

They can't while Christopher Tolkien is alive. JRR Tolkien only sold the rights for the hobbit and LOTR.

Christopher Tolkien hates the movies, but his half-nigger son wants to sell the rest. Chris Tolkien was a fighter pilot in WWII so he's not around much longer. So probably in two years or so.

You do know this will encourage Hollywood to make movies based on the stand alone lord of the rings games?

Didn't know this
RIP

I can't stand to see the Silmarillion butchered. They'll just turn it into GoT 2.0, I know they will.

FUCK YOU FUCKING YANKS

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Why don't they use literally any other fantasy series for their money printing shenanigans? GoT was a success so any scrub tier author will do.

Of course it's the hapa that wants to destroy parts of his own lineage.

Because the goyim aren't allowed to have quality in any form.

I looked it up. He looks pretty white so I'm not sure where I got 'half nigger' from.

Silmarillion adapation with Idris Elba as Beren is all but confirmed.

Too soon, any amount of time is too soon

how they gonna do that without making people die of boredom?

By removing all the boring parts and increasing the amount of interracial romance.

Dude is, like, 90 years old. Give it a few years at best. I'm sure JJ Abrams is on speed dial for this shit

so… everything?

I'm sure they will be able to find something salvageable to build their soap opera around. If nothing else, some names.

To the normies with no brains it is all very dull. But think about it, they turned a comfy adventure book for kids into a trilogy of action films with as much shit on the screen as a Transformers movie. They can take a couple of pages from Silmarillion and turn it into hours upon hours of interracial porn and kill whitey propaganda. Tons of stronk womyn OC. Due to the fact that the book is so dense they would have material for all foreseeable future, especially with all the pozzed OC they would add.

I'd like to say you're wrong, but then I remember shit like Riverdale and that CURRENT YEAR Wizard of Oz show they've got going and I hang my head in despair.

Shit. They could absolutely serialize the fuck out even a chunk of the Silmarillion, like Faenor or Beren, and make it into some GoT-lite tier soap opera.
Then again, they're just as likely to make Shadow of Mordor: The Movie, so it'll have all the look and feel of the familiar without treading into anything uncomfortably interesting.

Shadow of Mordor was the worst fanfiction I've ever seen get made into a game. The use of the licence was just for brand recognition, could have been pretty much any other fantasy setting without much change.

As long as it features a strong independent elf who don't need no man but is pursued by two handsome dudes, it's okay in my book!

Oh, Silmarillion is absolutely rife with material that can be made into a show fitting a near future current year.

Thingol can be depicted as a bigoted simpleton who needs his strong womyn wife to run his kingdom. Sons of Fëanor can be depicted as bloodthristy rapists that exploit the poor sandnigger refugees from the peoples of Bór and Ulfang and talk about building walls. Angband can be a den of misunderstood sexual deviants. The opportunities are endless for an enterprising producer with the license.