Ok, Holla Forums

Ok, Holla Forums
Time to make meme magic real. At one of Clinton's rallies this week, I am going to be performing the Bill Clinton is a Rapist challenge with a bit of a twist.

The problem with this campaign is that it just ends up with the individual being escorted out while Rapin' Bill just laughs it off. To make a scene, I will heckle the speaker and when security comes to escort me out, I will take off my shirt to reveal 1.5 kg of spaghetti and marinara sauce hidden in my pouch.

The ensuing mess and sheer absurdity of the situation will surely derail any preprogrammed robot responses.

I have prewritten articles that will be pushed to PR sources corroborating the fact that spaghetti in the pockets is actually an alt right symbol of misogyny.

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inb4 OP gets shot in the face.

This is not Holla Forums dude. Come on.

Mix it up this time and shout something like "Google The Clinton Body Count!"

Maybe there's something better to scream than "Bill is a rapist"?

Like the fact that Hillary will lead us to civil and nuclear wars for example?

This.

also shout allahu akbar

I'm screencapping this just in case.

No. You'll discredit it by being a fucking retard. Normalfags won't get it and never will. Yell out about the clinton body count. Ask Bill why he won't see his estranged black son. Don't be autistic in your life. For once.

MEME IT, GODSPEED

suicide spaghetti attack, good luck user.

Hope you're not lying to us. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt because of that one user who dressed as a monkey at a BLM rally. Do not waste this opportunity.

Please please please make this happen.

Just don't mention Alex Jones.

You will go down in history with this user.
By all means do it.

PRAISE KEK

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This is a legitimate fear but after the footage I've seen it's very clear that it is possible to take off your shirt to reveal a hidden message underneath. Spaghetti in a bag would feel indistinguishable from man boob.

Ganbare roleplay-san

I miss when fun crossboard stuff like that happened.

Shadilay fellow user. i hope to see this on CNN. although they will be aware of your plan now. so… checking for pasta at the door

KKK
KEK
KKK

I hate to break it to you OP but (((they))) monitor this board. Both security and Bill will be expecting you (if they have not figured out your real identity already and don't let you in) and will have a response planned.

If you want to do something like this then do it first and post here later. Otherwise you are just giving them a heads up.

EUROFAG DETECTED

OP, if this happens, I'll suck your dick. No homo, of course.

God bless autism

It still happens, they were passing a bomb around a could weeks ago.

Top kek, A+ for taking it to the next level.

I have one recommendation. Mix some Astroglide in with the sauce so it becomes extra slippery.

DEPLOY TACTICAL BREADSTICKS

I hate it when the clown lubes the floors. Makes my job as shitcurity so much more difficult.

ya blew it, Hans.

Bruh, you clean up after Gym-clowns or something?

Gym-Clowning is love.
Gym-Clowning is life

>thinking hillarys goons will let a memetic extremist into the rally with 1.5kg of weaponized spaghetti strapped into a social suicide pouch

Godspeed, you glorious bastard

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OP you better be telling the truth or you're an eternal faglord

Bump for potential ebin happening

No I sodomize them with any oxygen tank for slipping people, then let them sit in a cell for 15 minutes while I jerk off and eat frosted donuts.

Checked

please let this happen.

This is too extreme. People will brush it off as ridiculous


This is better

Oh man.
I have lived long enough to witness meme terrorists plotting a suicide attack.

What a time to be fucking alive.

I remember when we all used to sit around picking out jews in everyday events. Now we might actually spill our spaghetti all over national media. How far we have come

ADL adds spaghetti to a list of "hate foods" in 3,2,1….

Astroglide is more problematic, tho… how can something as progressive as anal lube be bad? CHEW ON THAT, JEWS!

If you do this you will become a living legend.

you have our total support.


LA RWDS

yes please. get it on video too.

you're missing the point here. Op's doing this to bring attention to the bill clinton is a rapist claims. If he does something boring that thousands have tried it will not get media points

he didn't save shit yet

hope it fucking works though

i'll be watching for you

Fucking do it, say hello to god for me.

if you actually delivers you will be my hero op

Bumping for your motivation OP
May kek bless you in your great endeavours.
SHADILAY

I will break you out of prison of you do. I promise it.

How do you plan to release the spaghetti? Pull a string and unfurl the plastic or just rip the bag and sperg out?

Live stream it so we have footage

Yes, great idea, but you need to take it a step further. You need an entire jacket, dripping in spaghetti and sauce, tuck the jacket into the belt to prevent leakage before hand. As soon as you take the jacket off the spaghetti will hit the floor with the sauce.

The fact that you used kgs instead of pounds though indicates you're not an American though.

I'm so glad I got to be here as we witness the first memetic terrorist.

I want to get off Mr Bones wild ride, but its getting pretty fun honestly.

Pic related, its us right now.

you should get a tattoo (use a henna one if you dont feel like doing anything permanent) with the ADL logo on it. The media will think that this is a hate symbol, and the ADL will add the ADL symbol to their hate database

meant to quote OP goddamnit

Fuck it, I'm in.

I stopped taking literal blue pills over a year ago and have never seen clearer.


Count me in.

It's time to spill some spaghetti

"The tree of memes must be refreshed from time to time with the spaghetti sauce from Holla Forumsocks to expose crypto-tyrants"

user

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Just use a bomb, dude

Good taste.
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Maybe the jews took part of his dick so he uses it to masturbate better.

Those were just M&Ms, my man

The fire rises.

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DO IT FAGGOT

If by M&Ms you mean anti-depressants, sure. Stopped putting that poison in my body for good.

kek'd

my sides have phased into the 14th dimension

obviously user committed suicide

Godspeed, OP.

I hope to meet you in Valhalla, you glorious bastard.

If you really want to make it messy, I have a suggestion…

TOP KEK

Shadilay brother and god speed.

If dubs OP gets shot

yes

I hope op delivers. Here is a list of events, there are plenty to spill your spaghetti.
archive.is/Dy8XY

Looks like OP gets to live.

Or does he?

right?? the chans would automatically get the joke without you having to tell us about it

I wonder what Clinton's spaghetti policy is?

He started the fire. He could crash the plane with no survivors or we can, it doesn't matter.

The gears are turning now and they won't stop

Don't discourage OP.


KEK speed user. You'll go down in history.

You deserve to get shot

spaghetti is made for spilling
and thats just what it'll do
one of these days spaghetti
is gonna spill all over you

stay mad

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He lit the fuse, at this point all him winning the election would accomplish is ensuring our victory is less bloody.
But they have almost certainly prevented the more peaceful route, so we will be taking other measures.

Godspeed you glorious bastard. Make us proud

You better fucking deliver op

We've finally done it. We've finally memed the spaghetti story into reality. Is this user's redemption?

did the spaghetti meme originate from /fit/ or Holla Forums?

/fit/

ikr, like some Africans could ate it ya know

Bring some way to fasten yourself to the arena.
I have noticed that most of these cucks don't even make the security take them out. They just pop up and yell for a second, then start shimmying off to the side.
Get some Zip-Ties and anchor yourself to the railing.
Remember you want to cause a huge disruption.

just checking something

This OP… Tie yourself so you can't easily be moved out. Yell out the various Wikileaks stuff (Scaia was assassinated, business ties in Russia, etc.) while this goes on…

DO IT OP

WEAPONIZE YOUR AUTISM FOR THE GOOD OF THE WESTERN WORLD

Stay safe OP. Don't die

He also married a jewess, had jew children and loves Israel.

Sure, he'll trade his right of return acquired from jewish wife to save a bunch of shitposting NEETs. That'll be worth it to someone in his position.

If you didn't notice, both candidates love the jews. I'm not a clap, but if I was I'd vote Trump though since at least he pretends to not want to trigger WWIII asap unlike Killary. Doesn't mean he'll do anything to help our cause though except waste time and shift the overton window a little bit.

I wouldn't take that lighter with you

Very nice idea

EXCEPT HILLARY CLINTON DON'T MAKE RALLIES ANYMORE

Okay, OP, if you're determined to kill yourself, at least go in style.

COUGHING FIT! PANTS OF SHIT!
OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYDOBY DALK BA DINAH SHORE!

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bump spaghetti dubs

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don't forget to shill for world peace fridays at 12:15 am on adult swim plz kthx

fucking please do this

Kill yourself.

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