Try FreeBSD

freebsd is for cucks
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_BSD_operating_systems#FreeBSD
use openbsd
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_BSD_operating_systems#OpenBSD

That better be a quip about suckless.org in particular with some reasoning behind it. Better not be saying

FreeBSD is great. If it doesn't seem simple enough you're probably just fucking dumb

bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=430702
bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=561854

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well they do that so they can have greater hardware compatibility, but I agree openBSD is better in general because devs have principles and they write correct and secure code

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freebsd is o-k

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pretty much