What's your thoughts on Johnny Bravo? Used to like it as a kid, tried watching it a month ago to see if there was any raunchy jokes that went over my head, but was more disappointed that most jokes were cheesy slapsticks than actual innuendos or witty dialogue.
Also he was more successful with women than I thought he was, just got cock-blocked all the time at the end.
But yeah a subpar show that isn't worth the time watching.
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I liked it though I think the later seasons were bad. There was one wher he's strapped onto Shaq's back as a good luck charm.
I agree with your assessment. Honestly can't remember anything that even happened in the show.
That was the joke
I just remember Carl.
Carl the cuck?
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
YOU RUINED HIM FOR ME
I can almost see the resemblance……
was this show seriously trying to make kids think that women dont go for guys like Johnny? if he were a real person, he'd be drowning in pussy.
Fucking white male!
This.
Even if not all women like muscular guys a good chunk do.
Especially older woman, my mother said she thought Johnny was attractive.
M-meme magick?
Well, yeah, a buff guy who isn't gay or a rapist?
Hell, I'd fuck him.
I mean he's muscular… but he has no job, lIves with his mom, has social skill issues, etc…
Really, like the nicer guys on /fit/
One of the Pozzed messages being fed to kids is that manly men are bad.
Jhonny Bravo is one example. He's made dumb, and gets flanderized dumber as the series goes on until it's his only character trait.
Gaston is another. And then there's Larry the Lobster.
Basically any manly man character is going to be the butt of every joke in his own proximity, portrayed as evil, or made more of a plot device than a character.
when did this start?
What's wrong with Larry the Lobster? He's just a minor character and when he is on screen everyone looks up to him.
If Johnny got tons of girls every episode, he'd just look like a self-insert character.
His involvement in anything tends to be loose. It's less him and more that any positive "manly-men" will have limited screen time so as to not cancel out the deliberate negative stereotypes.
Basically in new and recent works; buff, confident, and ambitious male characters will be made dumb, evil, gross, or a combination of the above. Any characters that are exceptions to this will be made unimportant.
The heroes will always be cucks in some way. Basically trying to reprogram boys to hate traits they would and should look up to and instead make themselves better wage slaves and child support/alimony payers.
The channel animates Least I could do, CAD, and PVP. Its like the old school webcomics. Also haven't seen this gem of a vid in a while.
The show seems like a revenge porno about the Chad that bullied the creator. Would explain why Johnny got badly injured in every ep
watch the crossover with Scooby Doo. It's the only good episode.
The theme was that women aren't into dumb brute males who try to force himself unto them, they prefer inteligent and sesitive guys, even though they are not that good looking.
Of course, real life is the exact opposite.
I didn't like the show that much growing up, but I decided to watch a couple of episodes of it on Netflix and just burst out laughing. I consider it my favourite cartoon because it never fails to make me laugh as an adult.
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Fuck off back to Holla Forums
Yes, good goy! Keep spending your shekels for the collapse of western society!
In defense of the guy, Netflix ran out of good shit to watch almost a year ago. Soros taking stock just means that he's buying a dying beast.
Probably means Soros can push more propaganda shows as a last ditch effort to cause more civil unrest. The dude's a tyrant that doesn't know when to quit.
Considering how he's taken advantage of situations as far back as the Nazis invading surrounding regions, you can't fault the guy for having some drive. Though, he really is the worst kind of Jew because he sold out his own people.
Can't fault his drive. But I can fault his pure evil nature.
We got your point back in the thread you spamming a week ago.
Also hey Holla Forums
i've uploaded a johnny bravo torrent on kat, if anyone's interested.
its got all 4 seasons, the quality is kinda bad, but thats what you get when you upload shows from the 90s
really no, fuck off back to Holla Forums.
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You sorta missed the end of that episode didn't you?
A businessman bought stock in a huge company that makes a ton of profit? Shocking.
The entire point of the episode was the guy was a total kike who was just being nice as a ruse to get with women.
probably my favorite episode.
because at the end it proves that women don't know what the fuck they want. no musclehead, no sensitive types, no nothing. what they want is MONEY, they want to leech off of mens SUCCESS which is usually directly tied to how much they make or how much they have or how many things they can do.
the thing with johnny bravo is that all women are depicted as men-hating, materialist lesbians who become more submissive and feminine once they're fat, old, and ugly, which is when men stop wanting them.
In the order of importance to women:
>1. Money!
>2. Look good or slimming in a suit and/or casual wear
And, everything else is interchangeable after that.
Go to bed, Elliot.
Rewatched Beauty and the Beast recently. He had some asshole traits, but he ultimately wanted to keep the village (and Belle) safe from a cursed monster. Pretty reasonable.
I would marry him and read him bedtime stories until he appreciates books
He was an ok guy until he learned that Belle liked Beast, and then he just went super jealous. He's still a good guy for saving the town from the plague of chickens.
The first three (?) seasons were great, before they decided to change some character designs. Did a recent rewatch and while I went in expecting stupidity and crassness I feel it holds up better than quite a few other old shows, even some recent ones. Finding out the creator is Filipino is always fun.
I don't think that's what it was, user. I mean, they changed some dialogue from 'time to die' to 'Belle is mine,' but it seems obvious to me he just thought she was as crazy as her dad and that he needed to protect her and the others from a fucking beast that she's apparently in love with and wants to fuck.
go watch johnny bravo retard, before posting in a johnny bravo thread.
if you had watched at least 3 episodes you'd knew im speaking the truth.
Are you kidding me?!?
The point was Gaston is the lead example of manly-men portrayed as evil. The fact that who's good and who's bad being designated rather than justified is just another vice of the writing.
Basically try to find male characters that are traditionally manly, not dumb or evil, and are more than bit players.
Forgot about that episode. It condenses the lies about "what women want" and then vilifies the character saying them. Think they were more doing a plot than actually trying to send a message.
I mean, if they were trying to they cancelled it out.
Come on, user.
The only point I'll hand it to you for is maybe examples like the original design for Flynn Rider in Rapunzel. Pics related. Personally, I love this version way more than the other, but they ultimately changed to what they figured the average woman was more attracted to. They used elements of this guy's design for Kristoff from Frozen, but Kristoff's pretty damn dumb and also not burly enough for my tastes.
wow thats an amazing design. I heard they changed the design so it was a mix between Tulio and Miguel from the road to El dorado.
he just called you Elliot rogers because you were saying the shit Elliot rogers was
But Gaston doesn't give a shit about Belle. He only wants her because she is pretty and plays hard to get.
It's just as well they changed it. That burly design doesn't fit the cowardly, lying, backstabbing character of Flynn from the movie.
It's been a while since I watched it.
of course it's sub-par
this faggot worked on it
To be fair he only worked on three-four eps. But yeah I always see people defending by saying he wrote Johnny Bravo and Dexters Lab. In all honestly there not really that great
I think this show was alright on its own, but so many people remember it because the stellar lineup of oldschool CN allowed it to sit in between much better shows. All the jokes are about Johnny being an idiot and a macho, no real innuendos, Johnny actually gets much dumber in later parts whereas originally he at least had some semblance of intelligence and plots were more action-oriented.
It's funny because I just remember him as "Not Bill Gates with Fry's dubbed voice" and much more fondly remember Pops.
I don't think there were any real morals to the show, at best I'd say that "even buff dudes can be autistic" or that women should know better, but then again I don't remember the show having any other macho character.
The only women who actually date him cannot date anyone else for various reasons (IIRC there was one in particular that was a werewolf) and settled for him because he was okay with them.
I watched the What-A-Cartoon version of beta Family Guy. Honestly, if it was released like that, a moron slapstick with occasional references to real life shit, it would have probably been better than what he ended up making.
I'd suspect that these concepts came early in the development of the story, because while Flynn was cut down in size to better fit the "dashing rogue" archetype, the body you see here certainly resembles that of the twin mercs he works with. I'm curious what the plot might have looked like when they were considering this design.
I want my rubber cucky
He was originally changed because the directors insisted that they change the character into someone 'strikingly attractive.'
And you're right, they did use his design as inspiration for the "Stabbington Brothers" (pic related), and again for Kristoff.
What I'm getting at is that most of those are pretty old now.
It's like the powers that be won't allow a manly man in new media to be anything other than a villain, a joke, or a side character.
that's a shame, if you ask me. "Rogue with a heart of gold" has been done more than "Bruiser with a heart of gold".
I agree completely.
Big burly men like in the concept art dating cute small girls like Rapunzel is my kink, so I'm particularly salty about it.
There is Kristoff, like I keep mentioning, but he's only a few inches taller than Anna, he's stupid, he doesn't actually have a point in the movie overall, and there's implications that he's fucking the raindeer.
This faggot was actually half tolerable when he worked on proper cartoons and not quasi-Simpsons rip-offs
I remember him dating a secret agent in one episode but ultimately the relationship couldn't last due to her job so she did the men in black thing with the flash light and wiped his memories. Kind of sad since thats the one relationship where it felt like had potential and could go somewhere.
well at least Ron Perlman voiced them. Thats ok with me.
You can always find retards to do your own work.
Yeah, and that's because one is much more attractive to women than the other. A bruiser being a good guy isn't really "clever" either, while "rogue with a heart of gold" means that the guy who acts like an asshole is actually nice and just pretending. There's nothing contradictory about being big and being nice. Women go for rogue with a heart of gold because they can relate to him, since they pretend to be proper or stuck up or whatever meanwhile they're different "deep down". Women are obsessed with the whole double life thing, which is why they make a big deal about work/life balance and why secret identities became a thing for superheroes.
Honestly, though, I think it's better when it's a bruiser. Big tough guys are intimidating and scary. But when he's actually a sweetheart, it's way better than some douche who only pretends to be a douche. Too many other girls have shit taste, I guess.
Still prefer the original song.
It's /a/ related, but have I got a gift for you guys. Pic related is from a romance manga called Ore Monogatari If you just watch anime and not read manga, let me tell you the manga is a lot better
I know of that one! I haven't gotten around to reading it. I really should.
One of the funniest things about it is that it's a standard romance manga, except he randomly executes herculean feats with no problem. The pic I posted was him running into a building to rescue on of his girlfriend's friends and the leaping with her down three stories, and he comes out perfectly fine, despite thinking he'd probably die. He's a character from Jojo or DBZ that got born into the wrong universe.
Oh! I've seen the anime version. Pretty damn good. If the manga is even better than maybe I could give that a look through online.
Story wise they're exactly the same, but the anime's pacing makes it a lot slower, and not in a good way.
Yeah I get what ya mean.
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And Gothel, WHO DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG, gets killed because reasons.
It was Flynn you retard
Patrician tastes
Too bad it never fucking updates and when the plot reaches the anime's ending, anything past that is kind on repeat, but Suna is the broest of bros.
It's pretty fucking funny how the hair is being used as a sort of symbol for gender roles holding a woman back (including being literally restrictive at the moment when it's cut), but it still took a man to liberate her both literally and metaphorically.
yeah, and nobody boned her though she was kinda hot
Feminists don't have Gotcha moments. 10 Million feminists thought about that before you did and complained about it.
If you have a Gotcha moment for feminism that allows them to complain about something, they will say "Thanks" and proceed to complain.
But I lied. They would call you a shitlord and thanks is not for patriarchs.
The large amount of cameos in season 1 and 4 made it look like a modern day 80s Hanna Barbera show
Well, that's basically what it was.
Dexter's Lab and Johnny Bravo were funny shows
Dots connected for me on this. Girls and the women they become are more susceptible to cultural reprogramming of their sexual tastes for one of the reasons explained in this embed.
(interesting listen overall)
So basically there's a "peer screening" thing that happens, so if girls grow up watching a hundred romcoms where the heroine rejects the jock for the scrawny earnest boy, it probably creates a pattern.
Looking for Group started out good….then it went shitty. Really quickly.
is too late for us ;_;
Its never too late, there is a cure.
Isn't this the same bullshit Mcintosh and Anita try to push on people?
I never liked johnny bravo, i think cow and chicken came on after it or 2 stupid dogs
I remember the episode where he goes on a date with a literal gazelle sticking with me.
You're right, Smart, inteligent social muscular guys, wise and fit
Bascially the ubermensch,
Also dumb brutes are not "ubermensch".
How triggered are you? nigger you must go back to cuckchan and plebbit.
Are you retarded? Johnny only had his muscles going for him. He had several other issues that always got in his way. Don't get me wrong, Johnny was a very honest and endearing man that never got away from being that skinny geek that got picked on. He always had that confidence issue regardless of what he showed on the outside.
I do remember him getting rejected a lot, because he showed obviously false bravado around others. His greatest fear was going back to being skinny and weak, which was essentially Carl except Johnny didn't have the same smarts as Carl.
The problem with Gaston was that he didn't know how to cope with being told no. He was essentially a child that never developed that ability while growing up. He could have picked any of those three blonde women, but he got way too focused on Belle.
That version does look much better. He looks strong, compassionate and trustworthy.
what are you, a beta?
Didn't know Johnny used to be skinny and weak.
This is vore, isn't it?
Johnny Bravo's daughters
Jesus those are ugly.
But he's not traditionally swol, tho. He looks pretty scrawny in that white robe of his, until it's ripped off in battle and you see those sweet muscles. That's a clear allegory for inner strength if I ever saw one.
There were also a couple of animal girls in the Dr Moreau episode (where he got turned into a beaver) who were all about him.
That and the dude lives with his mother, is unemployed most of the time, watches cartoons and otherwise doesn't seem to have any hobbies outside of narcissism and half-assed Elvis impersonation.
Even then, he nearly married Velma. And it's totally canon that he got laid by Panty. (She probably took his virginity really; Johnny always seemed like a dog chasing cars, he got all his ideas on how to act from old T shows))
wtf I like Seth now
The only episodes I really remember are the wierd ones. Like that one where Johnny dates a deer, or when Johnny went to the Island of Beautiful women, and got bullied by an elephant. Or that time he was abducted by aliens and had to take part in a boxing challenge or something.
foot-fag detected
Whooooaaaa mama!
Which version, original suave guy or the retarded dumb jock?
I can't forget the one where he magically became a woman and the whole episode was him seeing the world from a woman's perspective and realizing the fault in his "ways".
Not only that, but he'd probably have already published a book called Pompadour Mindset by now.
Johnny Bravo in the episodes before Carl and Pops showed up was suggested to be a hit with the ladies off-screen. His losses in the show came down to the woman being a monster or a superhero or otherwise out of his comfort zone. Even then, he did get with a lady who turned out to be a secret agent who had to wipe his memories of her while regretting it.
Ever notice that Johnny Bravo and Duke Nukem are the Same Character. Only difference being that the World they live in Treats them Differently.
Johnny gets rejected where Duke is the center of the universe.
Never thought of that before.
I think Johnny Bravo is supposed to be a parody of Duke Nukem, or at least they draw from the same well while going in different directions. (Duke in his earlier appearances was definitely a parody of action hero archetypes)
Even in his later appearances, he seems to land a girl occasionally. The ol Boomhauer method; if you hit on every remotely attractive woman you meet, no matter how crude your methods, sooner or later you'll get laid. Learning to brush off rejection (and maybe lower your standards) is the key to an active sex life.
I wonder if Pops is Johnny's real dad?
Probably.
Reminded of the Its A Wonderful Life parody where Johnny and the angel realise that a world without him is downright better… except Susie is apparently a supervillain.
I always figured that's why he called him 'Pops'
The actual Johnny voice clips interspersed with the Duke clips kind of ruin it