Everyone congratulate Patton

Let's hope this one goes faster than the last, so we don't have to wait around too long for the lulz.

Reminder
On the night Patton called the police they arrived to find:

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Taking bets. How long does this one have?

That didn't take long

He'll kill this one as soon as the life insurance policy he discreetly takes out on her is in effect.

He was shilling for the femikikes at Sony less than a month after his wife died. He doesn't care, he's too high to notice.

Wow patton triggers you guys huh? He's just a normal guy.

Patton doesn't trigger anyone, he's an embarrassment.

That fat sack of shit get more pussy than you OP.

Are you saying you'd want to fuck that ogre?

Oswald just wants a quiet life.

Is it true

6 months tops.
I'm betting Christmas Eve.

Unless he wants the mossad on his ass this one is a keeper

Show some respect, his wife was one of the ghosts.

He murdered his wife.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

It'll end with "What are you doing with that other woman!?" and Patton will be the one saying it.

Who?

It'll end with a tragic 'suicide' when Oswalt gets tired of this one too.

Don't hate on Patton, he is just a Lady```KILLER```

Is this the baneposting of a generation?

Patton "Do what i say or die the next day" Oswalt

I hope this one dies, and then a year later it happens again, and then again, and people start getting suspicious, and then there's a warrant to search his property and the cellar is just filled with corpses. That make make me so happy.

I killed my wife

Prove it