Good games with politics?

Sup, so I see we have a /tg/ thread, but what about the vidya?

I'm thinking of stuff like Democracy 3, Crusader Kings 2 and maybe even HOI3 with the add-ons (no I haven't managed to find many games like this, in case I haven't made it apparent with my choices).

Show me what you've got guys, I want to lose myself in some serious 'tism.

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Victoria 2
Tropico

Also check out Dominions 4, has nothing to do with politics but it's such an amazing game that I can't help but shill for it every time I get the chance.

I guess Tropico would be in there.

I played Democracy 3 and liked it. I'd also be more interested in games like that where it will run on my awful laptop. I can't run Crusader Kings very well :(

Stellaris! you can purge political dissidents!

East vs West never ;_;

I hope you're only suggesting he pirate that, user

I have nothing against piracy, but I love Stellaris and want them to continue working on it, so I bought it. I don't see how you can possibly be opposed to that stance?

CK2 is nice, but it's mostly about mafia families killing each other for the right to rob people.

Not exactly politics.

Also nice, but political content is kinda low.

So far Democracy is limited to building a few research stations. I want riots about the right to voluntary eutanasia or jihad against World of Warcraft 7.

great, now it will always be lacking until we have this.

I'd tell you to eat shit, but it seems you already like it

The first one specifically? I think I played 2 & 3 a few years back. Are any of the newer ones good or is it all cashgrab stuff at this point?


Sounds exactly like politics to me ;)

I suppose it's plotting and intrigue, but I didn't want to make the thread so niche that I killed it with the OP.

way to avoid stating anything about why you hate it. enjoy ur mirthless existence.

With regards to Paradox games, I really think EU:Rome is a pretty cool concept, despite not being very fleshed out. The actual politics in Paradox games are rather… lacking though, to say the least, with Victoria/DH being the worst.

Would Holla Forums be interested if I posted about my CK2 game? /gsg/ is filled with shitty Holla Forums meme-spouters

Democracy is a neoliberalism simulator that won't let you do much, CK2 is good if you want to learn the basics of fuedalism and realize why private property is bullshit and HoI 3 has no politics at all. As for other games Victoria 2 let's your larp the soviet union and HoI 2/AoD/Darkest Hour got some politics going on and they also come with Kaiserreich which is a neat mod. I guess Dwarf Fortress is a cool full communism simulator.

The trips allow it

Probably because Paradox fucking love DLC. Just buy their stuff on sale, they chop a load off the price quite often.


It's lacking as a genre. Pretty niche and complicated so I can see why.

They're up to 5 now.

Now that I think about it, the most political game I've played was Alpha Centauri.

Go for it.


Nah. No social interaction with population. Religious and ethnical conversions mostly.

No, it's not. To Siberia with you, until you learn the meaning of the words.

Personally, I see no problems with DLCs. YES.

Democracy is too americanocentric
Rulers of Nations is too complex AND americanocentric
Vicky is the best political game, as it's all about 19th century ideologies and we haven't realy gone past them.
CK2 is good. But it's middle ages. And yes, Politics is about mafia families killing eachother. also, warhammer mod **Yes, CK2
HOI is focused too much on war to have any meaningfull politics. Perhaps if they made the post war game better.

I wont play Stelaris or HOI 4 until at least 3 DLCs are out.

So, the problem is most games are too much about "war" and they forget WHY we got to war. From TW to Paradox it's all about "I'm gonna take over X so that I can be bigger and can get Y while not be gotten by Z. Paradox tries to make it more about "I want X cause it has better trade", but in the end you just want to make a bigger blob.
Even Tropico 5 tried to make the army usefull… … and fucked up other parts, like removing the election speech.

Anyway,
Tropico 1 and 4. 2 is also good but it's Pirates.
This one was suggested here in the past and it's great
playdosgamesonline.com/hidden-agenda.html

Also, Rimworld isn't exactly politics, but it's a nice "make your own commune" wish fullfilment for all ya anarkids outthere.

PS.

Paradox loves DLC, cause Capitalism. They have to sell DLCs, cause they are not EA to make a reskined FIFA every year and get standard money and so on. So, they have to sell DLC in order to make other games.

The problem isn't paradox. The problem is Capitalism.

PS2

Sounds like bourgie politics to me!

PS3

DO IT TRIPS!

Post your best Stellaris races

I know they continued it, I think I've played 2 & 3. Downloading the first one now.


When faced with the dilemna ( ;^) ) years ago I think when faced with being a dictator or pirates I was like fuck yeah pirates.

I don't see a problem with Paradox making plenty of DLC, it's just a pain waiting for them to be on sale. If I was cash rich I would buy them because they put a shitload of effort into their games.

Also Rimworld is good, I haven't played it in years so there should be quite a bit more to it now.


Wonky eyed mfers

I actually didn't have anything prepared at the moment, I was actually hoping to get together a more in-depth introduction but here's a brief overview of the world currently in my playthrough:

I'm playing as the Kingdom of Leon, which controls most of the Iberia peninsula. Thanks to the previous sultan's inability to keep it in his pants the Almoravid Sultanate has fractured in two, which considering I had already passed it in military strength should let me continue the Reconquista with ease. The major threat is actually the Kingdom of Aquitaine, which is unsurprising since the French have been a thorn in my side since the beginning. Some interesting events in the world include the conquest of Poland by Denmark, the King of Wales also holding the title of King of Jerusalem despite no longer holding any lands there, the Byzantine Empire being ruled by a Greek emperor following the Waldensian Catholic heresy of a Hungarian dynasty, and the Holy Roman Empire slowly blobbing into Italy and Byzantium.

Oh also the Mongol Empire somehow ended up in Mesopotamia

I share your pain, was quite annoyed that it was cancelled.

"And this, kids, is how I became an anarchist".

Also, rimworld is going on steam in 3 days, I think, and now you can play as a tribe too.

That one time, I started as Asturias and managed, through aliances with Easter Roman Empire, to make them have an arab catholic emperor from iberia in Constantinople.

It's a shame anything past three terms gets fucked over by neverending environmental disasters

It hurts, user. It hurts so much.

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Fucking what

Why is it that anything left of neoliberal in paradox games has to be tankytopia?

Because they're liberals?

That's why modding exists.

Just don't question it.

This is what liberal reformists actually think we are

Well…. You can interpret it as gulags.. .. but ye… Sweden. What did you expect.

Also, in HOI 3 it wasn't Stalinist. … 4 must have been fucked hard on the political aspect….

hoi4wiki.com/Government#Government_Types
Look at all those historically accurate government types Holla Forums, Paradox did such a good job!

Realism is not a valid argument :^)
t. Wiz

Well… at least they finally included anarchism. And not that meme Anarcho-Liberal shit from Vicky
Fuck these bastards

Anarchist Communism- "An ideology embracing the idea of communism as a stateless society, Anarchist Communism eschews the idea of a transitionary socialist state and favors a society based on voluntary associations and mutual aid."

TROTSKY CONFIRMED TO BE A TRUE HEIR OF LENIN'S THOUGHT, TANKIES BTFO

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=713715276

An anarkiddy on reddit made a mod which slightly improves left politics. But only slightly.


I mean, it's better than what paradox gave us but come on. Why not just rename "communism" to "socialism", give elections to certain government types, and add a libertarian branch to the commie side of the generic focus tree?

We need a true /lefty/mod.

I'd work on a mod to improve the politics of V2 and HOI3, and hell even CK and EU, Rome included if someone has any legitimate complaints, but I ain't touching HOI4 mainly because I don't want to buy it

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SWEDEN
YES

I really want a game where you run a commune and have to assign labor to the population and decide resource allocation while trying to organize your population.

You get to decide on policies like free housing/food/healthcare (for everyone or for only certain subsets of the population or only for those who've put in their labor hours) and can adjust how much labor/time is required from the population, with the ability to make labor completely voluntary as well.

Automation would work as progression: the more efficiently you can manage labor the more sophisticated your automation becomes. The goal is to create a completely workless society, at which point you win. Challenge late game is derived from the need for specialized labor (which requires more facilities for educating proles) and specific nonlocal resources (which requires diplomacy and mutual aid agreements with foreign communes).

The challenge is that each adjustment you make to labor requirements, resource management, and production has to be agreed upon by a certain population (a committee, a workplace, or the whole commune) and it becomes harder/easier to win the vote depending on how similar policy changes worked in the recent past. Other things like ideology will also create difficult voting scenarios, so you'll have to decide how to handle things like religion, nationalism, and racism as well (abolishing these spooks by burning flags and churches yields long term benefits but massive short term discontent). Voting laws for different situations can be changed as well, so you can have workplace votes require consensus while whole population requires 2/3 majority.

Politics would involve diplomacy with other communes, deflecting counter revolution, and trying to resolve disputes between other communes and yourself.

Each individual within the commune is a separate entity, and is categorized under broader pops. Stats for each ind. include age, ideological inclination (racist/nationalist/fundamentalist), gender, paternal status, and state of well being. How they are doing in these categories depends on your decisions and how they will vote depends on their category. Their discontent (likelihood of counter revolution) depends on their well-being stat: well-being is affected by how cared-for they are relative to other pops, their living status, and the general state of the commune.

You can also choose what sort of commune you are, which affects mechanics and sets new rules. No primitivists, ancaps or tankies though cuz that would diverge a little too much from the central concept and become hard to simulate in the same game.

Tropico is the closest thing to this I know of.

Even having wackier communes like cults would add some replayability and mean you can do some of the more questionable stuff people do small scale in real life. Also survivalists, militias and criminal capitalist slavers.

Multiplayer concept: Several communes surround a central town, communes go there to recruit, get supplies and discover each others existence.

Forgot to take off my shitposting flag

This would probably benefit from procedural generation. If you've already got metrics for different ideological leanings in a commune, you could have that stuff be randomized.

As far as aesthetics I'm thinking something like a cross between socialist realism and minimalism (if that's what you'd call it, I'm no artist). Basically nice "minimal" soviet-style portrait paintings for events, and similar art adorning menus. Obviously a red/warm color scheme.

The in-game models will be very blocky, done in the sort of minimalist 3d art that's popular with indy titles these days. See pics for examples. It would look something like superhot but with more colors, fairly saturated but not in natural tones.>>786654

shit that could be fun. setting could be a zombie survival game a few years down the line. once society is destroyed and you rebuild it however you want. and then comes diplomacy and small scale international relations with the neighours

Hell, you could even throw in anarcha-feminism and ancapistan options, if only for the sake of top lels

How about it's a game after capitalism causes society to collapse instead of that shitty zombie trend? Survivalists, militias, and capitalist reclaimers should be enough to make the game interesting.

Tropico 3 and 1 are pretty fun. My gommunizt sdate in 3 is doing pretty well. My attempt to industrialize the lumber business in the first 5 years of play on a new island has produced several rebels though.

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nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/8261?

I made a socialism mod for Democracy 3 but it broke and I can't remember enough about how the game works to fix it/be bothered to do it with my crippling mental retardation. :^(

Playing Minecraft with the faction mod online will give you a better experience of political gameplay than any RTS.

Bully: Scholarship edition.
A GTA like made by Rockstar where you play as a working class kid thrown in a bourgeois school where you start a revolution in order to cleanse the school from corruption,bourgeoisie, and authority/social hierarchy.
Plus you can beatdown little pesky bourgeois students and have a proletarian qt 3.14 gf and a syndicalist hat.

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what's the problem with that definition?

Paradox games are best for this tbh, just remember that they're greedy fucks who will never bother to make their games complete because they know that autistic modders will do it for them, so mods are pretty much essential unless you want to be masochistic.

Kaiserreich for DH is pretty fun for a alt-history wank, but because it's almost completely event driven, smaller countries with less content aren't that interesting.

Also if you go for Victoria 2, get HPM, it adds flavour, fixes a lot of retarded Paradox stuff like slavery under Proletarian Dictatorship and makes AI Great Powers performance more historical you also get to either exterminate or force the porkies to work + some totalitarianism flavour with Proletarian Dictatorship

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people have no idea how true this is

So I got Tropico 5, and holy shit the coup logic is fucking awful. It makes the game an unplayable micomanaging chore once you get so far in. You can get round it but it's just tedious and makes the game take twice as long to play just so retard logic doesn't oust you. Gotta purge the fuckboys one by one every three months or have fun going back to last save. At least have a loyalty edict that kills soldiers that get under 40 loyalty or something. Why the fuck would a loyalty1fag even insist on constantly rejoining the army of the guy he hates? Fuck off and join the rebels you dick.

Fuck off.

Never thought of it this way, but yes. It actually is.


Rimworld doesn't go that deep. … I could though..


There is your problem.
Best Tropico is 4, as it's 3 done better.
Pitty there will be no 6 that will make 5 better.

Anyway, since tropico 1 I never had army, cause unless you give them everything they WILL turn on you.

So… Might as well keep the people happy…

But yes, in 5 the fixed the army… but they also fucked it up.

3 is a lot of fun. is 4 worth getting then?

It's exactly the same as 3, gameplay wise, with more fun in terms of characters, humor, missions and so on.

Also, it has the modern times DLC that has more buildings.

(the other DLCs are pure exploitation though)

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TBH this was a good game
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STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

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anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys

how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass…mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day…when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?

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so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm…….stick me finger up my bum……pull it out….hehehehehit smells lilke poopie…eh ey kid,…smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!…..

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

rright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy…was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!…..icum in your mouth matey…ahhh..relief!!!!

thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!

oh good on you me m8 good one good one gday gady


but ill be wagging my willy out to u
ill be waggin

a lotta me M8S not be into tthe janny turdie but ell ome m8 u see i do be

im A BIG FAN

imm a waggle my willy all day

IM GOING TO WAG MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE


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IM GOING TO EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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sweet release me mates…

ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm…….stick me finger up my bum……pull it out….hehehehehit smells lilke poopie…eh ey kid,…smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!…..

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

What's wrong with the army in 4?

Vic 2 specifically is basically overproduction: the game.

Also does anyone know if there's a way to get T5 working multiplayer cracked? I torrented it because I'm broke as fuck.

Also if it's possible we should have a game some time.

So, apparently this game Anarcute just came out a few days ago on Steam. Its not too political so far (I just beat the first set of levels), but so far its bretty good. And currently on sale?

The idea is that you're a group of cute anarchist animals rioting against an oppressive robot police state. You start out each level with a few animals, and you have to join with other animals to get them to join your cause. When the group grows big, the animals start getting new skills, like jumping together to stomp the ground harder and pushing over buildings.

The keyboard controls kinda suck, but it warns you about this in the opening sequence when you start the game.

The good guys are a diverse group who wear red, and the bad guys are these almost identical looking robot guys in blue. I'm 99% sure this is supposed to represent socialists vs fascists. I think the people who made this were woke.

Also, it stimulates my need to rebel against authority while also satisfying my curiosity to know what a group of cute rioting animals would look like.

I'm still waiting for this, but this game looks cool in the meantime, thanks.

youtube.com/watch?v=2jWYCXneCn8

Since Tropico 1, the sole purpose of the army is to fend off rebels. That's good and all, but why should I have an army, if I don't have rebels?

Sure, that's realistic.. but like the swiss ban account.. .. it's not realy useful gameplaywise.

In 5 they made invasions possible, so you do need an army, but they have messed up everything else.

There is something … … spectaclish about this…

Remember seeing this in 2013, checked the site to see what was going on with it and there's a superior 2015 trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=unYdHipJLfc
From the sound of the comments it is not out and never will be though haha

Reminded me a bit of European Sports Enthusiast Simulator 2000
youtu.be/vMNMRK-ioac?t=26
You can get into mass brawls with police too but there's not really much video of it online. Good for a bit of a mess around but not much longevity

Gangsters 2 is pretty sweet if you like being an AnCap, or Libertarian, or whichever one the criminal gang is. Towards the end you start getting into small scale wars with the national guard, car bombing politicians and driving around armoured trucks packed full of people with Tommy guns.


I get you. On my playthrough I just gave up trying to run a fascist shithole where only the army get treated with any respect, outlawed child slavery and actually worked on building an economy that works for everyone. Shame because I went straight for the palace personal death squad upgrade so I could have my very own RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS.

Sided with the Nazis and then the USSR. Remove burger from the premises. The amount of CIA coups they sent after my big guys was ridiculous, but I always go for well paid militia so they just got bumrushed with troops and tanks.

Decided to put it down when I was fighting a battle, got mission "Delete military building as part of de-escalation negotiations" or whatever for $30k, then finished my eras building project despite it being set to low priority. Was pretty butthurt I lost 30k because I couldn't delete a shitty guard tower because rebels were cocking the place up.

...

It escalated pretty quickly.

Rulers of Nations: The Geopolitical Simulator is amazing

Ha, I knew someone would mention this. It's pricey as fuck and a bit a basic, but I didn't play as a leader and just as a rival party (Comunist, Russia). I started a popular movement and the government did something unpopular and I pretty much ousted Putin for it.

I just thought of a game I never see suggested actually: Republic: The Revolution. It was a bit of a flop and didn't deliver what it promised when announced (but it did promise to basically create and finish the political revolution genre in one sitting) but it's pretty fun. You recruit your revolutionaries who get a load of different actions (I read 70) based on who they are, you can carry out different actions depending upon what type of revolutionary group you are, through force, cash or information. You don't have direct control and you manage them through a diary system, which suits it okay too.

All of you, trash

suck a dick dumbshit

Lifestylist detected.

Clearly a mobile gamer.

If you wore a Nazi flag someone might've thought you were serious.


Btw, what happened to TTRGP thread?

You mean this?

I disagree .

Reminds me of a browser game I've been playing recently:
postapocgame.com/map.php

It's by the same guy that makes Bloc, which I believe was posted here before. Basically you play as the leader of your own group of survivors and have to keep them hydrated, fed, housed, and safe from raiders. You can also form pacts with other factions and control different states in the USA. It's in Alpha though so it's rather barebones and a good portion of the fun comes from role-playing.

What's interesting though is an economy and even imperialism has started to spring up. Basically, factions can control different ruins which give different resources if you have people stationed there. Apparently the refineries that give gasoline (needed for travel and raiding between states) were mainly located in Texas, with the only other one located in NJ. (Resources can be found by scavengers, but it's much more difficult). One group in Texas had basically monopolized the refineries, with a horde of raiders on the West Coast needing gas. The Texan pact was essentially charging something like 2 slaves for a gallon of gas, and the slavers, finding that to be too expensive, decided they'd rather go to war with him.

It's kinda dead at the moment, but I dunno, I thought that was interesting.