I've been a sperm doner on and off for a few years now...

I've been a sperm doner on and off for a few years now. I've probably blown 150 loads for the sperm place (and when I do it I don't fap for 3 days beforehand so they're pretty big loads). All of my donations were open donations. It's not really for the money, even though they do pay more of open donations, but because I guess they're more desirable and people would be more likely to use my sperm if I did it.
I don't know how I actually feel about meeting my kid raised by a single mom or a pair of lesbians. I guess I'd be curious enough to meet them but it'd be weird.

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kebab brothers?

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Why do these women bother to go through with artificial insemination when they can just get any old Chad to peg them for free? Dykes aside, of course. Btw, your cum is probably being used to breed mutts for Brazillian career women, OP.

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idk but I guess it's kind of like me cucking somebody.
Well I guess I don't have to meet the kids if they're a spic but that'd be a pretty big turnoff. I'd assume there are more jews than spics buying jizz though.

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cuz chads r dumb and if uve got a choice of whats your kid can be like, u can go for sth higher

apparently

who is this delicious looking cutie and where do i find more of her?

Most of those career bitches are too autistic/pretentious to even meet chad. Their expectations are too high. They think having money raises their sexual market value in the eyes of men, when it really doesn't. So she's a 4/10 for looks, but has the six-figure career, drives a BMW so thinks she's an 8/10. By time they realize it doesn't work in reverse, their biological clock is almost up.

By the time they reach their early twenties the estrogen should have done enough work in the fat mines to pump enough breastmeat into their tits so they can retire.

that's boku, from boku no pico

she's the "handler" at the sperm bank

It's probably very fun to recognize in every kid your son or daughter.

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How much money do you get payed? Cause if it's like 20$ per load then money's money

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Man I've been blowing my loads in my underwear for years, I've been wasting so much potential money.

I get $130 per load but that's because people have already bought my sperm and I do open. If they take your sperm and you're a closed donor it starts at like $20.
But to get accepted you need family medical records, 6'+ blue eyes, blonde hair, a bachelors degree (or enrolled school but the school you're going to matters a ton) and sat/gre scores. Then you have give them a few months of loads before you get paid and they run some other tests.
It's really not worth doing just for the money. Way too many hoops to jump through.

pic and timestamp of your sperm or you dont have a sperm

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kekings

what if one of your children is whoring around and you unknowingly fuck the shit outta them? would that be considered incest even if you didn't know it was your son/daughter?

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pic related ??

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How do you feel about monkey/human, pig/human and rat/human offspring, because let's be honest that's where most of your DNA ends up.

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I wonder if it's legal.

I'd rather my daughter be a buggirl like a millipede or a cricket but I guess I could live with an orc.

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