How Do You Cope With Razor Poops?

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

My shit is hard as diamonds and it's tearing my asshole to smithereens. I've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour trying to crank out the same tiny clump of stool, but it's too painful and it won't budge no matter how hard I clench. I've tied coffee and shit softening tablets, but it doesn't seem to be having any effect on the poo already in the pipe.

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Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

Drink more water and get some metamucil.

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Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

Water or oil in your ass?

Chase Flores
Chase Flores

dynamite?

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

drink some 35% h2o2, your acid will dissolve razor blades better/faster

John Fisher
John Fisher

Tfw fingers up your ass trying to mash and remove shit manually.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

or ask a jew to help with a tongue/dick get it out

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

Turkey baster filled with olive oil up the butt.

Austin Price
Austin Price

hot

Christian Davis
Christian Davis

dont push too hard or your anus will prolapse

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

hept-hydrated magnesium sulphate, 50g in a glass of warm water

Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

Drink more fluids

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

Buy a douche and give yourself an enema

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

eat vaseline

Joseph James
Joseph James

upvote

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

pics or it didn't happen

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

upvote
Nope, get out you cretin.

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

whoa! your username is the same as mine! mind blown!

Austin Hall
Austin Hall

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Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

I have been in your position as well op, the only way to fix it is a change in diet stop eating unhealthy food.

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

You must be dehydrated, fill up a gallon jug with water drink it all during the course of 1 day every day.

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

enema is your vocabulary word for today.

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

that image
OATS

Grayson Powell
Grayson Powell

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra#Side_effects
Bon app├ętit!

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

don't eat glass or ass rape yourself with a razor dildo

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

Oily stuff like Peanut Butter (I get a brand that's just peanuts) shoots the shit out my ass like a well oiled machine. Maybe it can work for you?

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

ENEMA MAGIC

James Peterson
James Peterson

Eat dates and sweet potatoes.

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

Get a salve or ointment to apply to your anus that makes it swell down, curbs infections, improves wound healing and smooths the tissue.

Basically your standard hemorrhoid treatment stuff.