Lawfags needed

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

i'm a nudist, lets assume i have a pool in my house and one of my neighbor and her friend, respectively 16 and 15 joined me for a nudist swim.

What do i risk?

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Owen Hill
Owen Hill

an erection

Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

But whose? Fuck now I'm getting it too.

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

I mean legally speaking

Noah King
Noah King

not Chad
hm.
OP, I am very jealous; you currently risk my wrath if you don't make sum sweet sweet oc tbh fum

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Charles Walker
Charles Walker

What do i risk?
Everything.

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Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

LARP thread, do NOT take this seriously

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

im sure ur just larping but theres nothing illiegal in swimming naked with underaged girls. it isnt considered as a "sexual act".

Lincoln Ramirez
Lincoln Ramirez

posession of cp in your brain

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

Better have some other adults with you, OP.
Btw I love nudism and it is a wholesome lifestyle.

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

if you truly believ'd this, why wouldn't you downvote sage? Why do you let your dreams be dreams?
theres nothing illiegal in swimming naked with 'underaged' girls
some lady feminist lawyer won't find a way to convince a jury of 'peers' that touching water containing pussy is rape

OP post pool and pool cleaning merchandise

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Matthew Hill
Matthew Hill

pool with timestamp or ur larping

Noah James
Noah James

I'm sure that would be illegal in that case.
I said theoretically
kek

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

Its just an idea

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

kek
What's so goddamn funny?

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

I'm the only man allowed to be naked in my house.

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

What do i risk?
Going to jail you pedofuck

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

That's the beauty of nudism, user. You realize it's no big deal and you can chill naked with anybody. Nobody cares that you are naked and you won't care that their naked.

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

16 and 15
pedofuck

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Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

To have some fun with new friends!

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Christian Jenkins
Christian Jenkins

Don't touch them and don't photograph them, and you should be fine.
t. not a lawyer

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

I'm not gonna take pics, but i don't know touching.
For what?

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

for what?
Haven't you heard, OP? It is against the law to even look in the direction of a girl who hasn't reached her 18th birthday.

David Lopez
David Lopez

Pretty sure that if you touch them while naked then it's sexual contact, which is where you'll get in trouble from the law

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

hey user, wanna play chicken fight?
n-no that's okay
oh come on! I'm not that heavy!
o-okay
duck down to let her swing her leg onto your shoulder
SWAT kicks down the back patio door
ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES! THAT IS SEXUAL CONTACT!
but I'm in a pool, sir
yank you out of the pool and throw you face-down on the hot pavement
a man in a tie and suit comes to take the girls inside and talk to them in private
you are take into a squad car, still naked

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Grayson Diaz
Grayson Diaz

If you get in the water with them nude, you're already risking them crying rape just to fuck with you. So, you may as well give them something to cry about. Ram a fist up both of them and shout "I am PUBEFIST" until the cops show up.

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

OP post pool and pool cleaning merchandise
this, also post full name and address

Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

Thats retarded

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

if you can reasonably expect to be seen by neighbors in your pool, you could be charged with a public decency offence. depends on who sees you doing what. unless you engage in sexual activity or live in a bible town, it's pretty unlikely to go beyond a warning.

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

Its an interior pool

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

Genius plan!

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Josiah Perry
Josiah Perry

interior pool
well in that case the legal peril depends mainly on what you do with the little darlings' remains, but also on your opsec when you post the vids on 8ch.

Nicholas Brooks
Nicholas Brooks

You know, as awesome as skinnydipping is, being inside kind of takes some of the joy out of it. Part of what's great about nudism is feeling the sun and the breeze all over your skin. But can't do much about your current setup. Probably safer anyway.

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

Lawfag here, can't answer your question because I don't know what country you live in and even if I did, I don't work for free.

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

i'm not a lawfag either, but i'd be willing to stuff my dick down your throat pro bono

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Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

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Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith

Thanks for the tip

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

i fucking dare you to touch a naked underaged girl while her parents or a cop is watching. $20 says you go to jail. go directly to jail. do not pass go. do not collect $200

Evan Collins
Evan Collins

I am a criminal defense lawyer in the state of Texas and I can tell you this:

DO NOT get into a situation where you are naked with anyone under the age of 18. No excuses, no loopholes, no pondering. DO NOT DO IT. I've seen a lot of people go to prison for supposing "it would be harmless" or "I won't get caught". Always assume you will get caught and never assume it will be harmless. It is not worth throwing your life away - and I do mean LIFE because you'll be on a sex offender registry for the rest of your life assuming you survive prison.

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

Don't argue facts and logic with redditors, they can't comprehend it

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

LIFE because you'll be on a sex offender registry for the rest of your life assuming you survive prison.
it's not so bad if you marry the girl once you get out of prison. then people will know that you wanted her, and not just any piece of jailbait you can get your hands on

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

What is AoC, right OP? As long as you dont force them to do anytthing, you should be fine. Now, do go around assaulting teens, beause that will get you to meet Bubba.

Landon Turner
Landon Turner

OP is talking about 2 girls. Can't marry 2 girls.

Jaxon Rivera
Jaxon Rivera

Can't marry 2 girls.
Nt if you're a mormon

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

pick the uglier one and marry her

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

it entierely depends where you are OP
In my country everything would be fine because it's a civilized place and the age of consent is 15, so unless they claim you raped them you're clear whatever happens

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Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

Look up Warren Jeffs. Being Mormon doesn't save you. He is serving life + 20.

Anthony Lewis
Anthony Lewis

unless they claim you raped them
like user said , have a witness

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

#4 fake tits
ruined tbh

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

But he raed underaged girls.Thats illegal.

Eli Young
Eli Young

Those girls were his wives in accordance with FLDS religious rules. Still got Life + 20.

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

No problem friendo. Any advice here is pretty meaningless since nobody here knows which country's laws apply to you.

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

You can't charge someone for being naked in their own home nor prove that my nakedness is sexual.
There is no case here. Even if it magically goes to a judge he can't do shit.

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

First of all, being arrested and going to trial alone is enough to fuck up your life. It becomes a matter of public record that you were arrested and charged.

Second, yes you can charge someone for being naked in their own home if you knowingly expose your nakedness to minors. It falls under "lewd conduct".

Third, never assume that a judge can't do shit.

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

What do i risk?
If you're not American, you risk getting hot sex with cute girl fug :DDDD

If you're American you go to fuck-my-ass federal prison FOR LIFE MOTHERFUCKER.
let me tell you about my freedoms…

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John Morgan
John Morgan

You might the cooties, OP!

Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

federal prison
No. It wouldn't be a federal case. Also, every country in the world has laws concerning conduct with minors. The US is actually one of the least draconian.

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

you can charge someone for being naked in their own home if you knowingly expose your nakedness to minors. It falls under "lewd conduct".

Luckily i don't live in fucking Pakistan, nudism is legal here and people don't go to jail for being naked with teens.

Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

nudism
exposing your genitals to minors
There is a distinct difference. You seriously need to check your state/local laws before you do another fucking thingl.

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

The US is actually one of the least draconian.
Average AoC in Europe is 15.

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

AoC is not a zero sum game. AoC is only the primary determining factor. The laws concerning sex run a lot deeper than just the AoC.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#United_States

Also, it varies from state to state.

William Long
William Long

There is a distinct difference
Oh please do explain. Whats the difference?

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

I am free!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

The difference being deliberation. If you are deliberately exposing your genitals to minors, then you will be arrested for lewd or lascivious behavior toward a minor. Even if you're in your own home and the girls are looking in through the window. If you know they're there and deliberately expose yourself, you will go to jail.

An Argument Status: NOT

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

Do you not understand how the law works in America? It's purposely vague enough to allow the judicial system to target anyone for any reason regardless of actual wrongdoing. If a judge decides you are sex offender he says you are and then you become a smack addict sucking dicks for blow.

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

You realize there are children at nudist resorts, right? Just because OP is going to be in this situation doesn't mean he's specifically exhibiting his genitals.

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

If a judge wanted to put you in prison he could say you're a sex offender because your children saw you naked when you went to your room from the shower because you forgot ta towel, prison for life bitch.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

That's why you order the judge's entire family killed.

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

You can't prove that and nobody can.
Luckily i live in a place where people are innocent until proven within reasonable doubt guilty.
This case is definitely not within the reasonable doubt.

Dylan Ortiz
Dylan Ortiz

there are children at nudist resorts
With their parents. Why can you not understand the difference? Maybe you deserve prison.

You can't prove that
You do realize that your internet history - including this thread - will be subpoenaed, right?

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

with their parents
How many people who are old enough to drive need parental supervision?

Isaac Scott
Isaac Scott

All nudist resorts are 18+ unless with parents. If you were a nudist, you'd know that.

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

having sex with anyone younger than 21 should be the death penalty

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

18 year olds cant have sex
cant lose virginity at ages less than 21

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

All nudist resorts are 18+ unless with parents.
false

only applicable in several coutries namely the third world shitstain of america

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

Gay anal sex in the ass is acceptable at any age.

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

Um, no sweetie. The only ones that are adults-only are the ones that are for exhibitionists.

Brayden Lopez
Brayden Lopez

*raises paw*

ur gay

Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez

only applicable in several coutries namely the third world shitstain of america
Untrue, I have been to several.

Michael Price
Michael Price

*raises paw*

which country

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

paw
not a hand

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

Fuck off, furry, and learn to read.

Brody Miller
Brody Miller

*raises paw*

excuse me?

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

Go back to your own kind, furfag

>/fur/

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

*mewls piteously*

pwease nwo buwwy mweeee

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!

John Moore
John Moore

*raises paw*

but is it not true that once you go black you can never go back?

Jacob White
Jacob White

niggerfur is baiting
implying niggers go on Holla Forums

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

When will Kim Jong-un just fucking nuke America so the rest of the world can finally ogle and bang hot teen babes without hassle again? Fuck, Americans are so goddamn retarded.

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

That scenario has passed, he and Trump are going to meet and will probably become the bestest of friends.

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

She spent the entire day telling me she was tired, and it took me a while to even pay any attention with all the shit I had to do that day. Only when I got back from buying some cigarettes on that old man's store that I was talking about earlier, and saw she was soundly sleeping on the couch that I realized something was actually going on. I didn't wanna wake her at that moment, but it really got me thinking about what the fuck could he happening, and it was had to focus back on my tasks.

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

Yeah, you mean like what happened all those other times Trump did something his voter base supported, like not cucking out to the gun grabbers…oh wait.

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

Aids.
Pools have Aids.
And they're likely niggers.
Even more Aids and 3 buck niggers to push you around.

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

gay