Conspiracy theories

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

ITT: we list some of the craziest conspiracy theories we've ever heard of!
I'll start.
illuminati
satanism in elite groups
flat earth
fake moon landing
aliens on dark side of the moon
south korean feminist cabal
globalists ruling over the world
reptilians
aliens existing
fnords
shadow people
puppet governments
federal reserve not being federal
corporations having monopolies over certain markets (seriously, if they had a monopoly people would just stop buying from them…)
Israel controlling the United States
liberals not actually being leftist
america being a Republic instead of a democracy
libruls wanna take my guns!
jews controlling the world
"bourgeoisie" having absolute power
obama born in kenya
michelle is a man
monsanto hiring blackwater
dolphins are more advanced than humans
big banks exist
EU bad for europe
cartels controlling Mexico
hitler escaping to argentina
MKULTRA
area 51
planet X / Nibiru
religion being true
Feel free to expand my list guys! Remember to only post crazy and fake theories!

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youtube.com/watch?v=zW5gklIKcDg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_Energy

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

I have one!
fema camps

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

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Asher Hall
Asher Hall

The craziest conspiracy theory i have ever heard is
"sometimes people get assassinated for disagreeing with other people politically"
God some people are just plain nuts.

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

"social issues are less important than national or economic issues"

Liam Long
Liam Long

pharmaceutical companies intentionally turn people into customers instead of curing them

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

tfw golf rumors

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Luis Hill
Luis Hill

the cure for cancer already exists, but it isnt profitable to make it available to patients
How insane do you have to be?

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

Einstein was a fraud
Jews are also antifa (antifa is pro Palestine)

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

the dark web exists

Tyler Russell
Tyler Russell

Here's one;
Einstein stole a lot of ideas from Tesla
Which is, of course, bogus.

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

ADHD is just a symptom, not a disease itself

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

tfw all over the damn meme

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

crazy and fake theories
ironicposting about the truth
Fuck off CIA

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

he doesn't fully appreciate the various levels of irony ITT

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

I remember hearing this one years back but have had a hard time trying to learn more about it:
Basically the dark ages never happened and this is actually the year 1700-something.

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

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Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

This thread isn't meant for making fun of conspiracy theories, this thread is meant for making fun of bluepilled normies.

Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

i get that, but i was hoping someone more knowledgeable could show me where this shit comes from. This is the best thread for that.

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

Flowing off of this I'd say ADHD isn't a disease at all but a different way of viewing the world. Of course nobody normal knows how to deal with anything not normal so they make them feel shit in all aspects and make them much drugs to conform

David Hall
David Hall

kcoolthx

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

aliens existing
Huh? Do you know what aliens are? An alien is any living organism that's origin is not planet earth, thus even bacteria on (choose a planet you think is likely to contain bacteria) is considered so.
liberals not actually being leftist
Yup. You're retarded. Liberal means leftist as much as conservative means nazi… Holy fuck, where did your history teacher go?
area51
Are51 exists and prohibits entrance for non-authorized. Where's the conspiracy there?

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

I'm bored so I'm gonna go through all of them.
illuminati
Just the general umbrella term for jews/masons/Jesuits/templars/zog/bilderberg group/ect. All of the celebrities think it is cool to join now.
satanism in elite groups
Watch this and tell me it isn't satanic, this is where your tax dollars are going to
youtube.com/watch?v=zW5gklIKcDg
flat earth
CIA tactic to confuse. A Communist China Propaganda book mentioned how easy it was to shape someones mind by making them doubt how the earth really is.
fake moon landing
Maybe it is fake but I doubt Kubrick would be a part of it, he was a good man and tried to expose the truth
aliens on dark side of the moon
ayy lmao?
south korean feminist cabal
This was true
globalists ruling over the world
No shit
reptilians
lel
aliens existing
Look up Fermi Paradox
fnords
Useless trash
shadow people
Maybe
puppet governments
Obviously
federal reserve not being federal
That isn't even a conspiracy, the Federal Express isn't federal
corporations having monopolies over certain markets (seriously, if they had a monopoly people would just stop buying from them…)
Yep, Big Oil kills anyone who tries to find any reliable alternative means of power
Israel controlling the United States
pick related
liberals not actually being leftist
They are
america being a Republic instead of a democracy
Yeah…
libruls wanna take my guns!
And give them to the cops they claim are evil
jews controlling the world
Oy Vey
"bourgeoisie" having absolute power
That is just a term for the rich, which is correct
obama born in kenya
Who cares
michelle is a man
Blacks aren't human to begin with
monsanto hiring blackwater
Wouldn't suprise me
dolphins are more advanced than humans
Holy shit, can this meme die already?
big banks exist
Yeah
EU bad for europe
Yeah
cartels controlling Mexico
Yeah
hitler escaping to argentina
The CIA believed so
MKULTRA
Still going on
area 51
The actually sites where they test secret projects aren't so widely known
planet X / Nibiru
Who cares
religion being true
It's 2018, you still don't believe?

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Owen Perez
Owen Perez

Area 51 is resl you ip boi its an air base, the people looking for aliens are scientists like nasa and so forth not the military, also eu is pussy shit

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

I have a conspiracy theory about 9/11 and the Twin Towers and sky scrapers in general.

Those things didn't just collapse, they were demolished. After a while has passed they were simply exploded by built in demo charges. My conspiracy theory is that all sky scrapers have these demo packs for self destruction just in case of an emergency. Otherwise can you imagine the tall buildings falling on one another like dominos? That'd be so stupid.

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

This motherfucker gets it. OP on the other hand, it's either his first day on the job, or he's just stumbled in from reddit.

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Jason Ward
Jason Ward

I know the genders of the other shooter on the Grassy Knoll in Dallas in Nov. 1963.

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

Tell us user

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

Buttsex gives birth to demons.

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

get fuel can't melt stelll beams

James Anderson
James Anderson

get fuel can't melt steel beams

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

probably true tbh

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Joseph Roberts
Joseph Roberts

Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars
Governmental bureaucrats have turned mass manipulation into a cold, clinical science. The methods of steering the population are the weapons; the quiet war is the one they wage on us for total control. Every aspect of social and political life is seen as a matter of energy and control. War is just one method of using or consuming surplus energy to keep the system of control running smoothly.

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Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

7850768
not gf
don't give her a fucking vibrator

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

That's crazy. Why would a government manipulate its citizens???

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

dick cheney was in control of the bush jr administrationhe is part of the people who still control the government since at least bush sr to obama and they're the ones always trying to destabilize america. dick cheney is in league with a rothschild who runs a oil pipeline that operates in israel and syria.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_Energy
follow the pieces

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Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

I know that this shit is datamining, but i am bored.

illuminati
Exterminated by la inquisición.
satanism in elite groups
Ask Shillary what a chicken to moloch means.
flat earth
It was a fedora joke, but fedoras took it seriously, you know, autists cant get jokes.
fake moon landing
Check the first video then the others, they are different.
aliens on dark side of the moon
IDK.
south korean feminist cabal
It was so real than the president was expelled for that reason, are you living inside a cave?
globalists ruling over the world
Thats tricky and ver complex, but if you say that both globalism and people wanting power arent real then you are retarded.
reptilians
It was a peyorative name for evil people, again, autists taking things literally.
aliens existing
Dead Space 3 explain Fermi´s Paradox.
fnords
Autism again.
shadow people
Its not a conspiracy theory, its the name of a phenomenon, before you say something stupid mental issues are a possible explanation.
puppet governments
Are you stupid? did you know what sovereignty is?
federal reserve not being federal
I remember a South Park episode about this.
corporations having monopolies over certain markets (seriously, if they had a monopoly people would just stop buying from them…)
Yeah, try mining on a 1080ti.
Israel controlling the United States
Define Israel, define United States.
liberals not actually being leftist
Hegel was so fucking right, people is retarded.
america being a Republic instead of a democracy
In my country Trump wouldnt be a president.
libruls wanna take my guns!
I dont have weapons and i dont give a fuck, but this is what liberals want, take guns from people and put all power into the state, it isnt a 'conspiracy theory' its a fact, fun fact, it already happened in other countries, you are just a delusional american.
jews controlling the world
They dont, but they are near, best Korea already offered them a nuke.
"bourgeoisie" having absolute power
Communists are useful idiots, i gave you that point.
obama born in kenya
Who cares? call me when a Sioux is elected.
michelle is a man
Who cares? the problem is that Obama is so gay that his wife looks like the man of the relationship.
monsanto hiring blackwater
Few years ago a lot of were mercs hired from my country, that shit is the reality of the world.
dolphins are more advanced than humans
Well, they have submarine rape caves and we just a killed woman in a sub.
big banks exist
Definitions.
cartels controlling Mexico
I cant answer that without risking my life, also ask Dynomia, she is from Mexico.
hitler escaping to argentina
A lot of people escaped from Germany to Argentina and Chile, fun fact, a chilean politician called Kast in Chile is the son of a Nazi soldier and that becoming public gave him more votes and our president wasnt capable of winning untill Kast gave him his support, i am the grandson of germans, nobody is giving a single fuck and you dont know a bit of the world.
MKULTRA
Then Usa is lying, its another conspiracy theory.
area 51
A test ground for planes and nuke bombers.
planet X / Nibiru
Are you saying that religion is a conspiracy theory?
religion being true
You have to define a lot of definitions before tipping your hat

Worst dataminer ever.

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

Didnt read this before posting this Sorry, i was mad.

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

Apparently there's a whole bunch of people who think the Chancellor of Germany killed 6 million jews out of the 5 million that existed at the time.

Jordan Thompson
Jordan Thompson

he lives in mexico
cartels have guns and he doesn't, he "doesn't care".
Sad!

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

gang stalking
I don't know what all the whinings about- at least you know your never gonna get mugged.

Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris

tfw you are so important in the government's eyes, they pay someone to follow you
Feels good man

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

"Semen can make women fat"

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

flat earth
You ball earthers are a sad bunch. Bet you faggots don't even have steam rockets.

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Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

Here's one:
da joos
lol those fucking drumpftards always crack me up

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

illuminati
False
satanism in elite groups
True
flat earth
False
fake moon landing
False
aliens on dark side of the moon
False
south korean feminist cabal
True
globalists ruling over the world
True
reptilians
False
aliens existing
True
fnords
Flase
shadow people
False
puppet governments
True
federal reserve not being federal
True
corporations having monopolies over certain markets (seriously, if they had a monopoly people would just stop buying from them…)
True
Israel controlling the United States
True
liberals not actually being leftist
False
america being a Republic instead of a democracy
True
libruls wanna take my guns!
True
jews controlling the world
True
"bourgeoisie" having absolute power
False
obama born in kenya
True
michelle is a man
False
monsanto hiring blackwater
True
dolphins are more advanced than humans
False
big banks exist
True
EU bad for europe
True
cartels controlling Mexico
True
hitler escaping to argentina
False
MKULTRA
True
area 51
True
planet X / Nibiru
False
religion being true
True

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

Dude went 1875 feet up.

… does he not know we have airplanes?

Elijah King
Elijah King

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Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

That's 1875 feet more than ball earthers.

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Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

how the fuck is the federal reserve being privately owned a "conspiracy theory"? Is it also a conspiracy that the eiffel tower is in france? christ.

John Cruz
John Cruz

muh juice
omg fuckinng drumpftards just shut up already

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

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Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

ummm yeah sure sweetie, it's all the joos fault that you still can't get a job 😉

William Torres
William Torres

Who says i don't have a job?
projecting much?

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Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

This zrumftard is probably feeling really btfod right now.

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

Jan sloot invited a method of data compression that was ahead of its time.

it was so efficient that it could store about 8 hours of hq video to a couple dozen KB

this was demonstrated it to an audience and they confirmed it was real.

He was found dead of a heart attack in his garden 1 day before he was supposed to meet a buyer.

the source code was never found

the CIA has a special gun to make deaths look like natural causes.

It uses a frozen bullet with cuttlefish toxin inside

the bullet ice quickly melts which introduces the toxin and leaves no trace of the projectile.

CIA assassinated Jan Sloot because it's more profitable to not have a compression method so advanced, but instead release it slowly over time

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

The fuck is was the stuff about a frozen bullet with poison? That would still leave an entry wound. The CIA uses a device that affects the electronegativity in your heart, that's how they kill you

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

You must be new here. Playing the "projecting" card really shows it

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

feeling insecure, sholmo?

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

Listing objectively, demonstrably true things
Also listing insane flat earth hullabaloo
Mfw this is the designated shilling thread

Shiggy.

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