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Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

ITT: THINGS YOU DO THAT YOU'RE PRETTY SURE NO ONE ELSE DOES

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Andrew Long
Andrew Long

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Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

Think for myself

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

FUCKING KEK

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

I have a bide kit the i have adjusted so that the water sprays directly into my ass hole. Every time i sit down to take a shit, i first spray water up my ass so the i can shit effortlessly. I give myself an enema 5-6 times a day when i'm home.

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

I intentionally have sexual fantasies before bed in hopes that I wake up with morning wood.

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

I do that so I'll have wet dreams

John Hughes
John Hughes

I try this but it always just turns into a wank tbh.

Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

intentionally have sexual fantasies
How do you have to have them "intentionally?" I fuck my gf almost every night, and it just comes naturally. That might be because I lift before bed though. Sweat seems to drive her fucking crazy about fucking. It's gotta be some pheromone shit.

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

Whenever I get a toothpick after dinner, or movie popcorn or something, I keep poking at my gums for at least another 10-20 minutes. Not so much that they bleed, but enough that it hurts. All the spaces in between where the teeth meet the gums, back and forth, little bits of pain, but I do it every time.

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

I am literally myself.

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Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

I live in a small appartment, where I collect social wellfare cheks, due to a cancer I had a few year ago. The neighbor downstairs, keep his shnauzer on the balcony when he live for work. He leave the little guy with only food and water bowls and a dog litterbox. Sometime's, when he is gone, I like to empty my colostomy bag on his balcony to make him believe it was the dog who shat outside the litterbox. The first couple of time, he slapped the dog's backside to punish him, but now the dog eat my poop to prevent further punishements.

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Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

does it work?

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

I hope this is a copypasta, if not, I hope you choke on your colostomy bag
Sexual fantasies are actually demons that feed off of your pleasure

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

When I was in highschool, I convinced my gf from a christian conservative family, that sex was only when the penis entered the vagina, and that she would still be a virgin for mariage, if i penetrated her, using only with my testicles while she jerked me off. So everytime, I would squeeze my balls to get into her.

Zachary King
Zachary King

i just use porn to get hard and then i jerk off to something in my head which is completely different.

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

now the dog eat my poop to prevent further punishements

ACE move right there

Jace Morales
Jace Morales

I do that a lot. Not that I need porn to get it up but I like it.

Dominic Rogers
Dominic Rogers

i can go days without getting hard once, i feel like i am naturally asexual, since a lot of my fantasies are conceptual and need structure, i cant just get off to dick in pussy or ass. only porn works to get it up for me. premature erectile dysfunction maybe.

David Jackson
David Jackson

I try to find the most trending video on pornhub, then screenshot funny comments, to make memes.

Charles Long
Charles Long

I like to jerk off to busty woman being sad about the idea of the inevitable abscence of existence that comes after death, while her incestuous son try to confort her.

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

i don't think a woman has ever contemplated the things which trouble a man's daily thoughts like what you described.

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

But don't think women enjoy getting their open eyes jizzed on, yet such porn exist.

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

i like realism in my porn

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

Do you ever jerk off to naked women hanging themselfs?

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

I like your style, user.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

Enough to jerk me off?

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

no, I only like it when woman gets raped, or molests a young boy.

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

I like when I see hot women getting publicly humiliated stripped and gropped, but not rapped, fingered and I make sure the porn is fake otherwise I cry of sadness while jerking of

Jayden James
Jayden James

yeah I like it in real life when a woman is in pain, it makes me genuinely happy.

Owen Allen
Owen Allen

that's pretty specific stuuf there, user

Anything that involves {edited} gets me off

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Mason Wood
Mason Wood

I actually enjoy eating my g/f's ass

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

I slap my boner against thin metal objects home like side of the dishwasher to make loud noises.

Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

Just wear a diaper you morans

It's much easier that way you don't even have to use the toilet.

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

Play along with the bass of metal and punk songs I know well with a kazoo,

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

Was hot Andy for a Pedo Bonnie?

Jace Sanchez
Jace Sanchez

i click my tongue when i'm waking up

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

THINGS YOU DO THAT YOU'RE PRETTY SURE NO ONE ELSE DOES
Like good things.

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

THINGS YOU DO THAT YOU'RE PRETTY SURE NO ONE ELSE DOES

My wife.

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