Wizards Assemble!

Source Mage is user friendlier than Gentoo.
I'd recommend it to anyone who wants to try a source based distro but doesn't want to get into all the complicated portage stuff.

It's shit.

neat

There is no reason to use bash when you could just use C.

There is no reason to use C when you could just use Lisp.

Call me when they go the extra mile and get FSF certification.

I cannot use software which may lead users astray to the dark arts.

Hw so? Apple and Sony are some of the biggest contributors to BSD.

What, you think companies want to maintain their own billion line patchlists?

gentoo has become too mainstream
use source mage if you want to be trve kvlt

Dark magic has always been an important school of magic, user.

Wingardium GnuOSa