Wizards Assemble!

Source magic.

Been around longer than both, but in general, it just werks and it's very UNIX-y

Holy cow, how is it possible that's barely known to anyone?
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=sourcemage

It only reveals itself to those who art worthy.

hAHHAHAHAH yeah my shit nigger

enjoy your python katamari

that katamari is working fine, you are just pushing this meme onto community without any sane reason

portage isn't even mandatory. You could use Palaudis if you want, or dnf, or yum

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>Here's a list of common commands: pastebin.com/i4DALaNV
Did this cringefest come from the same bunch of crusty neckbeard larpers that came up with awful names like "GNU Tools Cauldron", "GNU SIP Witch", "GNU Media Goblin" etc.?