Be me

they offer me some crown royal

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i dont get it

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basically two whores tried to get me drunk and convince me to go to some club with them. You're supposed to feel bad about this if you're not good with women.
also booze thread.

Distilled water.

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Retarded!

Not drinking anymore since I got choked by a bouncer in my favorite arcade cabaret bar.

From the land of idiotstickville.

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oh ok. never had regular crown, have had people buy me shots of crown apple. decent but over priced. jim beams apple taste better. also beam fire is better than fireball.

are you the autistic guy who was grabbing girls fat rolls or something?

Here is the club at idiotstickville.

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Eat shit and die you fucking nigger!

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Still friday to me. And i got free booze from a pair of horny slags.

Alcohol actually lowers testosterone.
It also inhibits fat loss, more fat tissue = more estrogen.

Hey, at least you're not drinking milk.

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Whats wrong with milk?

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ju want some testosteronge mang?

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What's wrong with drinking milk

You people have limitless access to information, why do you choose to be so uneducated?

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fuck ju mang

I drink, I just don't drink often because of, obviously, what alcohol does (aside from gettin' u wrekt)

Milk is much worse though, than alcohol and even soy.
Basically, don't drink much or you'll become a big fat woman.

jokes on you feggit all i do is consume hard liquor and meat.

red meat or white?

Some people just want to die.

any

Even cock?

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no but your mother eats mine

ok

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Personally I pioneered the 'bread, meat & beer' diet. It's the key to developing a hairy, manly paunch & maximum upper body strength while utterly destroying your faggy, feminine 'stamina'.

fucking toddlers

wew

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THEN WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU ADD A LITTLE ANIMATED GIF TO THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING PAGE WITHOUT IT BEING ANNOYING AND PRETENTIOUS?

If you eat meat, you will die.
If you don't eat meat you will also die.

Some people prefer to enjoy what life has to offer and live shorter lives rather than live long lives full of sheltered self-denial and fear, only to die wondering if our life would have been happier if we had just gone ahead and eaten that cheeseburger.

(samefag here)

I know…it is pointless to argue quality over quantity with the guy whose board reflects his mindset so perfectly. An undying eternal pile of contentless, no quality, shitposts…with not a speck of red meat or bourbon to be seen. Just lentils and water for all eternity.

That attitude and lifestyle is what many consider to be a total waste not just of your life, but of your 'humanity'.

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Really? Explain why Masai look least repulsive among niggers, please? Their traditional diet is a mixture of cow milk and blood and little else.

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