How do I cure depression

How do I cure depression

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Drugs, alcohol. Some people find success with such plebian tier escapes as food and online multiplayer games. Every once in a while kill a stray dog with a hammer to vent frustration, maybe even consider harming yourself (or others). There's a plethora of well-tested methods for escaping the encroaching doom of 'it all' for the enterprising user.

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I recommend meth. It has superior antidepressant properties

You can't because depression is caused by a shit society. You can mask it with drugs and alcohol and the other things suggested or you can work to improve your life and accept that the depression will always be there.

By dying.

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Only those who has nothing going for their life are depressed, it's not a real illness

you don't

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.. whut..?

it's incurable
you just gotta find ways to pass the time
to try move past the boredom and disinterest
it's all you can do really.

That has always confused me as well

Ignore this faggot

Realize that there are people who have over 9k times as worse as you so stop being a a whiny bitch with made up first world problems

this user is still in the 'denial' phase of his metamorphosis..

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ignore THIS faggot

GO

TO

BED

That's right. There's nothing worse than having to listen to 1st world problems
t. 1st world fag

probably how long it takes the average person to pull the trigger

Pajeet spotted.
See Sanjay, you have but one problem. How to escape your hellscape country, where people shit on the streets, and girls are raped to death on public transport.
We, on the other hand, have myriad problems. How to find a fulfilling role in a plateuing society, how to secure a mate when our women are increasingly prone to wander. How we'll service a 40 year mortgage. And now, increasingly, how do we compete with a billion hungry streetshitters, who want want little we truly have.
But you. You only have one problem.

your problems can be solved by not being a beta little bitch

but were not sure you can

clean ur room lol

were?
As in we're? We are? No. We're not.

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fuck i hate indians

kill everyone.

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Short term cure: masturbation.
Long term cure: do great things that matter to others.
Permanent cure: suicide.

Well said user. I just try to stay away from people as much as possible, all they do is fuel the depression and make you realize things will only get worse.

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Replace 'alcohol' with 'people' in pic related. Shutting yourself in is not only unhealthy we're pack animals, but selfish. Maybe we need you.

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All i feel when with people is loneliness, i actually feel my best when away from everyone. Is it selfish yes, but life has molded me to be this way.

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Stopping fucking around on the Internet is a good start

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Maybe i will give it a try life is different outside of school, so maybe it will go well. I agree with staying away from alcohol and drugs they will just put you in a darker place.

Lack of real hardships is one of the reasons why firstworlders get depressed, try facing a real live or die situation and most likely you'll learn that you love living.
Change your mindset. Get it out of your mind that happiness and pain are opposites.
Drugs like lsd and mdma could help if used therapeutically.

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Depression is an evolutionary mechanism that is triggered when you are overwhelmed with failure. If it triggers, you are psychologically incapable of trying to improve yourself or live your life and you will welcome death.
If a caveman failed to hunt for food, socialise with the tribe, or maintain the shelter, he would be a burden on his genes and the genes of his tribe. Everyone around him would see him as a downer sucking the life out of the tribe and they would leave him to die– he would want it.
If depression did not evolve, the autistic turboretard would live long enough to let a pack of tigers eat everyone because he couldn't be bothered to roll the rock in front of the cave.
We now live in an advanced society where the rules for what constitutes success are unreasonable and where the odds are stacked against us. Everything we need is provided for us, yet the tribe is constantly reminding you that you have overwhelmingly failed according to it's standards. You may be talented or have something to offer, but that doesn't mean you're being a good goyim.
Everyone now has a screen in their homes triggering their evolutionary killswitch, whether they like it or not. But you just have to deal with it and be yourself, the world is your oyster!

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When depression lasts too long, your brain atrophies from lack of stimulus.
You gotta find something to do.

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Trying to cure depression in others is a mistake, believing that someone can cure your depression for you is a mistake.

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Just embrace it fag

KIDS IN AFRICA; THOSE POOR KIDS IN AFRICA; LETS ALL DEHUMANIZE OURSELFS BECAUSE KIDS IN AFRICA.

I think they are going by the heart still beating even though that is the wrong metric imo. Pic related had zero agony and instant death after he pulled that trigger.

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yep, the cure for depression is death. dont let anyone tell you otherwise. Think having a friend will fix it? friends are transient, they will leave, or die. so are wives and girlfriends. So is money. The cure for life is death.

Stop having such a depressing life.

Living life alone without a loving partner who gives you love, sex and validation is not living.

1. Stuff depressions up into your asshole

2. Pull micropenis

3. Moonwalk out in the midst of the chaos

4. Go to Apple store in glee as you just pulled off the heist of the century

5. ???

6. PROFIT

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You grow out of it in time. Teenage angst is just a phase and you need to man up.

how often does someone survive hanging themselves? according to this 1 out of 10 times

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Chelated magnesium, zinc (at a different part of the day than the mag), a B vitamin complex, vitamin D, balanced omega 3 vs omega 6 intake, eat enough salt, and stop eating fucking carbs (look into "keto"). Going outside and exercising are also good, but lets be honest, depressed people rarely have the willpower to do that.

Persistent depression is a symptoms of a wide variety of causes, most of which can be resolved by targeted nutrition, though sometimes there are additional things involved like allergies/sensitivities and more severe genetic variances.. ADHD and other "mental issues" are also heavily affected by this same strategy. The average modern diet is literally doing every single thing wrong and this why nothing "medical professionals" are doing is having any meaningful result. Read books related.

Seriously, start with some chelated mag. It won't make you happy, but it will finally allow you to be happy when you make other changes.

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I wouldn't recommend it, but it's worked for me

What if you're an vision-let?

Go to the gym 5 times a week and stop fapping. That´ll get your dopamin and endorfine levels going.

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