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Talking with a friend about which Disney princess is the most attractive and I say Ariel
Easton Gomez
Andrew Allen
Ariel when she's a marmaid or when she has legs and can't speak?
Camden Baker
Either, does it matter?
Nathaniel Hill
How can you have sex with Ariel if she doesn't have a vagina because half of her body is a fish? I would say it matters
William Martin
I can still rub my dick all over her face, can't I?
That's all that I really desire in "sex" nowadays.
Christian Cox
Your friend sounds like a massive feminist cuck. You should redpill him on how Chris Hansen is full of shit and anyone who says teenagers can't consent is a liberal retard who thinks they can decide what's good for everyone. Failing that, fuck his girlfriend because he's a cuck and deserves it.
Joshua Wright
16 fish years that's like 48 human years
Tyler Gonzalez
That is a very compelling point.
David Bailey
Aren't they all like 14-16?
Jose Anderson
What if it's Lilo?
Aaron Gomez
are (((you))) gay? fish have vaginas. you must not have brain because you don't even have to think for yourself to google such facts.
Lincoln Johnson
William Flores
Fish do not have penetrative sex.
The females lay eggs that the males then masturbate onto.
Angler fish have the male meld into the female until nothing but the semen puch remains for her to pop when she thinks it's okay to make babies.
Lucas Sanders
Levi Allen
The cuck in the OP must have been mad as fuck about Mulan, because Shang is an army captain, so he has to be at least in his mid-20s or so.
Landon Wood
Had a similar conversation once.
Lord knows my Disney trivia knowledge didn't get me laid that day, but I'd rather be throught of as a Disney weirdo than a pedophile.
Brayden Ramirez
17 is legal in many US states. You should have just said that.
Never mind. Anyone who thinks attraction to 17-year-olds is pedophilia is too stupid to fucking live. Was this person a female above 17 years old?
Jackson Cook
This.
Any women who doesn’t appreciate a man who knows his Disney princesses doesn’t deserve his hot sticky cum.
Elijah Howard
Yes, although I didn't know about the difference in age for statutory rape varying at the time.
Just for extra irony I ended up looking up the laws a while later and found out the state we live in has a minimum age of 16.
Asher Price
Honestly, you're an absolute moron. Please off yourself, faggot
Michael Lee
Classic case of female jealousy. Should've smacked the bitch upside the head and told her to get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich. No, wait, never mind, she's too stupid to make sandwiches correctly.
Chase Rivera
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Jacob White
don't fishes have a cloaca
Ryan Lee
what is life at this point?
David Ross
So… if Ana was a fish… I could jerk off over her… is that what you are saying?
Chase Reyes
I've always wondered…
1- Should a guy stop having sex with her GF when he turns 18 and wait until she's 18 too?
2- Is true that when a technical service found pics of a 12yo naked girl in a cellphone they called the police… and the cops arrested the owner of the phone for possesion pf child pornography. Cellphone owner was of course the girl in the pics. So is it legal to take naked selfies of yourself if you're underage?
3- Is it legal to look at your own naked reflection in the mirror if you're underage or does it count as watching pornography?
4- Is it legal to masturbate if underage or does it count as rape of a minor?
John Gomez
1- most places have laws that allow for preexisting relationships
2- no, it's illegal
3- shut up
4- see above
Jack Russell
1- that's illegal. he/she has to wait.
2- it's perfectly legal to take naked pictures of yourself if you're underage and even show it to your friends at school.
3- absolutely not. mirrors duplicate an image, which is why cp that has a mirror in it counts as two separate child rape images.
4- it counts as rape of a minor, yes.
Michael Phillips
1- Idont know about that specific case, but i know a case where, an underage girl got arrested for sending nudes to her BF, who was also underage.
2-Yes. Because they don't know what you are going to do with said picture. For example, you could have taken that nude to send to a predator.
3- I kek'd, but no. It is not illegal
4-Its called masturbation, no matter how old you are.
Dumb ass
Daniel James
Really if you think about it, 14 is the new 21, so you can fuck all the girls you want.
Matthew Lopez
But you can't because you already here, loser
Adrian Brown
7>17>everyone else.
Ryan Howard
1 - In a lot of places that's illegal and a number of 17-18 year olds have gone to prison for this.
Justin Gutierrez
post moar jumpsuitedmonster
John Adams
Ethan Flores
this picture is perfection
Landon Stewart
If she isnt a cheating whore its a fair deal.
Jackson Rodriguez
You can jerk it to her now. There's nothing stopping you.
Julian Sullivan
Brody Gonzalez
Lucas Barnes
...
Ryan Cooper
Yeah, most girls just hit the wall. She's gonna smash it like a semi-truck going 90.
She's very pretty though. She looks like this bourgeoisie former friend's ex, when she was like 15 years younger. She's a total burrito goblin now tbh.
Jaxon Wood
I wish more men would understand what women turn into later in life. Men just become "seasoned" as they age but women it's like they genetically change into something that looks worse then any older man. Maybe it's natures way of saying "don't ever fuck older women or your child will become a goblin". Older as in over 35-40.
Blake Rogers
How could one person be so FUCKING HOT
Ayden Brown
hu, who is that beauty queen?
James Richardson
too bad she is a lesbian dyke
Landon Baker
I know a lot of older lesbians "mid late 40's". They all just want a man to dick them. It's sad how they are. They finally realize they want dick but cant get it because of their age and looks. It made me think about things… Next time i see a dyke I'm just going to ask her if she want's to fuck. Maybe it will work out, maybe not but I know where she is heading if she keeps on her path. "i'll marry her since im not a degenerate".
Sebastian Clark
Who is this girl?
i've seen pics of her for years but still couldn't find her name.
This is why slavic girls will always be superior.
Matthew Parker
see
eh, she's not so hot anymore
Eli Perez
She's cute and pretty but not hot, agree
Also, her name is jumpsuitedmonster?
mhm
Jaxson Brooks
no, i mean she used to be hot. now she's a psycho purple haired dyke. jumpsuitedmonster used to be her tumblr name. i have no idea what it is now
Benjamin Hernandez
looks like a guy faggot
Samuel Price
your mom gay
Caleb Anderson
Still kinda cute
Adam Phillips
if you say so
Bentley Rivera
Still think she is cute?
Luis Bailey
No, lol
lmao, what happend to her?
Jackson Bailey
she came out as a lesbian
Christian Evans
What a dumb bitch. She never had a penis in her that's why she goes full dyke whore.
Dominic Howard
Oof
Eli Russell
Wrong. Carpet munching is the result of letting perversion and narcissism go unchecked for years. It's why over 50% of "lesbians" were married to a man prior to them deciding they suddenly love the same sex now.
Grayson Campbell
She was a major qt, what happened?
Gabriel Sullivan
Yes.
I'd fuck the liberalism out of her.
Ryder Bell
Spermalicious
Josiah Morris
I'll volunteer to help her find her way back to dick.
Ryder Lewis
Ask your female friend how old were the real princesses historically when they were married off, usually. The youngest I know of was 12.
Joshua Fisher
Hate to break it to you, he is male and still thought this.
Andrew Lopez
Ethan Murphy
Oh well then you have an easy solution. Just play America's favorite game show with him: "Guess how old!". Pull up mostly 20 somethings to confuse him, then throw in a 15-16 year old and watch his reaction
Matthew Gonzalez
You are asking for this.
Asher Martin
Then why do you keep the company of such people?
Thomas Cook
I WANT TO FUCK LILO
Nathaniel Bell
This but unironically.
Zachary Diaz
Yeah, I'd hit Lilo… Rule 34 of Lilo gets me off every time
Robert Price
Samuel Rivera
Bentley Moore
You son of a bitch, I JUST HAD A FUCKING SEIZURE.
Josiah Wood
Angel Green
Drones are sexless though.
Justin Sullivan
t. someone who has never watched alien
Jacob Stewart
At least for the 1st one the answer is simple. Most places have so called "romeo & juliet" laws that allow two people who are close in age to engage in sex even if one or both are under the age of consent. Often the limit is around 2 years. Also you should keep in mind that 18 is the age of consent in only a minority of places.
Jose Torres
If you are you deserved it.
Jackson Watson
I'm not I was lurking this thread
Gabriel Young
If they can eat well and are away from any swarm, they can produce ONE egg eventually. Wew!
Angel Perez
Kevin Allen
Asher James
Very sick individual.
Jonathan Edwards
Do you have her number? I wanna axe her out.
Ryan Ortiz
shes a granny now
Liam King
LOL in Estonia the age of consent is 14 years old =) But heres a nice vide for u guys
John Johnson
i heard she got ugly as fuck and she is dumb
Jose James
I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER
Gabriel Cruz
Probably. I don't know anything about that specific example, but I do know that there are at least some states that don't specify an exemption for pics taken by the minor themselves (possibly just because it never occurred to whoever wrote the law that anyone would be callous or cruel enough to prosecute a child for their own pics). Prosecutors like low hanging fruit, and getting a bunch of slam-dunk convictions of 'pedophiles' is often too good an opportunity for them to pass up.
I also know that cops have been caught paying bounties to tech support guys to go through the phones and computers that people bring in and find CP.
Jason Campbell
Elijah Peterson
user, we've been through this already.. It's time to let it go…
Logan Howard
Holey shit, I can see her in one of the retirement homes I own. Bitching how bad men are and how medicare is to much.
Ian Price
never. let. it. go.
Isaiah Clark
why not just show two zits popping on each-other?
Ethan Bennett
Incest is winest tbh
Grayson Hall
p-plz no bully.
Lucas Hernandez
/ourgirl/
Robert Thomas
t. retards who forgot what makeup was