The Gospel According to Poo Poo the Pony

More sung praise

2. And Lo, it came to pass, one almighty large loggeth from the bowels of Thine nether regions, that was shaped not unlike a creature of esquine proportions.

3. Behold, out of nothing was created the One, the only, Poo Poo the Pony, shall he now be named (questioning his gender, shall ye not!)

4. All who ride upon the strength of his gilded loins, shalst never need know the urge to shit in the life to come. Amen.

5. Poo Poo the Pony took upon himself the urge to deficate away from universal mankind, for the glory of the creater Poo.

6. So spoketh the great prophet, "Only the pure of bowel may enter the Kingdom without poo", as they ride to eternal glory atop the rampart back of such a noble steed as this.

7. And Lo, the people did rejoice, and much mead and merriment did ensue, for their rejoicing at a poo-less eternity was great.

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PRAISE YOU, user, FOR SPREADING THE JOYOUS WORD ABOUT OUR LORD AND SALVATION FROM POO!

8. Poo Poo the Pony walks amongst us, often unseen, but the scent of his passing is unmistakabl.

9. Then, one day, it came to pass

10. The Great Day of the Coming of the White Toilet Paper Cleansing

11. When all who are stained brown with sin will have their poo cleansed away, because of the sarifice that has been laid upon Poo Poo the Pony. Glory.

12. Riding with cleansed clothing into an eternal poo-free life.

13. And Lo, the people did grin.

14. Poo Poo did whinnie excitedly, and flung his sauce amongst the unbelieving infidels.

2.1 Those to whom declare Poo Poo the Pony their saviour, shalst be one of the numbered.

2.2 No longer will they drip onto the seat of the toilet, for in eternity, they shall have no need of one.

2.3 "Just imagine it!" declared Poo Poo. "An eternal life free of bowel movements! No need for toilet paper! Or even toilets! No need for sewers! Paradise will be poop-free!" he winnied joyfully.

What is this Roman Catholic Heresy?

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Silence, Papist whore!

But she's a Protestant!

This is one BIZARRE thread!

You can say that again!

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"This is one BIZARRE thread!

2.4 Poo Poo will trample away all remenents of mortal bowel movements, when He comes again, riding majestically on a cloud of silver wrapping paper and colored ribbons.