You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise...

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, its crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, user?

u wot officer

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You're in a desert, walking along in the sand - it doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? - You look down and you see a tortoise, it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. This is what tanasinn is like.

I would never harm an animal like that.

Before I answer, I'd like to see my lawyer.

Quite a flipping, that's a big tortoise

I'm a shitskin

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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT HELPING? FUCK YOU user! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT HUH?