Android 8.0 Oreo is here, and as usual, your device will probably never get it -- hooray!

By Brian Fagioli

Look, we all knew Android 8.0 would probably be called "Oreo," and we now have confirmation. Today, Google releases 8.0 of its Android operating system and officially names it "Oreo" after the sandwich cookie. This is the search-giant's second time partnering with a brand for a dessert name, with the other time being "Kit Kat". Strangely, Google even used the solar eclipse to promote the Oreo name.

Truth be told, it does feel kind of cheap and commercialized to have a corporate product tie-in. After all, if Windows 10 was named "Slim Jim," for example, and Microsoft urged you to snap into its operating system, consumers would be up in arms. When Google does, it, however, people celebrate it.

"Today, we are officially introducing Android 8.0 Oreo, the latest release of the platform–and it’s smarter, faster and more powerful than ever. It comes with new features like picture-in-picture and Autofill to help you navigate tasks seamlessly. Plus, it’s got stronger security protections and speed improvements that keep you safe and moving at lightspeed. When you're on your next adventure, Android Oreo is the superhero to have by your side (or in your pocket!)," says Sameer Samat, Product Management VP, Google

Samat further says, "We're pushing the sources to Android Open Source Project (AOSP) for everyone to access today. Pixel and Nexus 5X/6P builds have entered carrier testing, and we expect to start rolling out in phases soon, alongside Pixel C and Nexus Player. We’ve also been working closely with our partners, and by the end of this year, hardware makers including Essential, General Mobile, HMD Global Home of Nokia Phones, Huawei, HTC, Kyocera, LG, Motorola, Samsung, Sharp and Sony are scheduled to launch or upgrade devices to Android 8.0 Oreo. Any devices enrolled in the Android Beta Program will also receive this final version."

Since the Android 8.0 source code has been released, and anyone can compile it, I suppose that does mean Oreo is officially here. Of course, as per usual, it is available for zero devices on day one, and will roll out to Google's own Nexus and Pixel devices first. Some other existing devices will get it later.

Even worse, as is to be expected with Android now, most devices will never come close to receiving version 8.0. Fragmentation hell is a real thing in the Android world, folks, and there are countless devices in the wild with dangerous vulnerabilities that will never be patched.

All of this nonsense makes it difficult to get excited about new features your device will never receive, but hey, you can always buy a new Android device annually and throw your abandoned device in a landfill -- mother nature be damned!

If your device does get Android 8.0, you can look forward to cool things such as new emoji and a new emoji art style, plus native picture-in-picture for better multitasking. Google promises enhanced security for the Play Store and improved battery life too.

Are you excited for Android 8.0 Oreo? Tell me in the comments below.

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Googoal is cancer.
Wireless devices ae cancer.
Your diet is cancer.
How's that keto life, technewsanon ?

Or stick to pixel/nexus devices or devices supported by 3rd party firmwares (e.g. lineage os).

Only tech illiterates buy devices without considering long term support.

Xiaomi is going strong updating 4 year old devices to Android 7 and MIUI 9.

They shouldn't have to consider it because it should be normal that devices are supported for a long time.

This is so easy to fix... They just need to stop making small-fast updates and focus on 2-yearly, 3-yearly massive updates.
They're fucking up the hardware pace (slow) because of their software pace (fast).
They have to synchronize them, and unless people start to grow money in trees to spend on a new smartphone every year (they don't even hype for new releases anymore, they couldn't care less), and tech companies manage to implement breakthrough hardware improvements at this fast pace as well (not gonna happen, smartphones already reached their wall and will now only get better, but meaningless, cpu and gpu) then Google could keep with their fast pacing, but that's unworkable.
They then need to slow their pace to match the market.

Actually, does any user here knows if Google and other companies are in desperate mode now and are doing this to sell more and keep the market alive?

I would have through this is just more of a caretaker release since the mobile market is at saturation point. This is what happens when you toss your distro into the wild and not give a shit about packaging, backporting, version progression and compatibility.
Google has got what it wants, a cash store to milk.

fuck off

who the hell is brian fagloli?

lurk moar

He is a No Seek agency forced meme is most likely. I would have said cianiggers but the person forcing this meme seems much more truthful than cianiggers. Yet possess a somewhat technical background to their posts unlike fbianons. It isin't huwie because they make the chink threads. It also isn't Great hellish carnival quarters because they are inept at technology.

Instead of slowing down updates they could start making updates that improve the OS.

"BrianFagioli" is hardly the Internet's most popular tech commentator, but he has developed a cult following and is beloved by many.

Damn, you guys need better standards on this board.

Go fuck yourself you corporate cocksucker.

I actually think that the black-and-white Fagioli picture is the best one. The other pictures just look stupid (like Fagioli). But this one has something special, almost sublime about it. Just look how oddly dignified Fagioli looks like on this one, how *debonair* he is at the fact that he's a pudgy, goofy-looking fuck, and how that contrasts with the anxiety printed on his eyes and face. It's as if, even though he didn't care, he subconsciously knew it. As if he knew it in the depths of his soul.


Oh, Fagioli, Fagioli. You never cease to crack me up.

Also, check'em.

Your a fatfuck arent you?

Sometimes I wish I were, my friend.

Sometimes, I wish I were.

Meh, I presumed it was projection due to the weirdness of the meme and the obsession with food in the OP.

they deserve it.

software red flags

I agree with Brian Fagioli.

VLC, mkvmerge and ffmpeg all do this. What's wrong with it?