Any tips for a 5"9' manlet?

any tips for a 5"9' manlet?

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I'm 5"9 exactly. the answer is kill self

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5'7 here and life is great so the problem must be something else
Kill yourself just in case

Learn Nihongo, move to Japan, score with chicks. If it's too costly to live there, there are always Philippines.

Since when is 5'9 a Manlet? If you think you are a Manlet you should kill yourself anyway.

5'9.5 is average globally.

you kidding? you must be a manlet in denial.
te global average includes countries with genetically very short people. If you only include western countries the average is about 6'7 or so. Mexico, brazil, philipine, china, korea, and japan, and india have a huge population and drastically sways the average.

Please send help

I'm 6'4". My cousins are all 6'7" or higher back in Holland. I'm a fucking manlet compared to the rest of my lineage. Why did my father have to marry a Czech womanlet?

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I am 5'7", not fit, poor and I fuck a lot of different girls who are hot. I even have one case of a girl who cheated on her taller boyfriend to be with me.

Manlet shitposting makes no sense because it doesn't represent reality in any way.

My advice: stop being autistic.

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I hate imageboards, why do I still come here?

Because you're a manlet so it's the only place that will accept you.

No - you're screwed

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cuckchan is a good alternative for normalfags like you

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Get the fuck out of here Chad

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Fuck, we're really fucked, guys.

It's fucking simple, don't lower your standards. I refuse to have a relationship with any female who is older than me or weighs over 180 pounds.

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Yeah, I'd rather be single than be with an uggo fatty.
If men collectively increased their standards, then this bullshit wouldn't fly.

Not if we make their sex drive high enough to ignore these problems, or make smol sex bots, or simply augment the manlets and make them tall with future technology, etc.

move to southern europe, south america or far east asian country.
I'm 5'9 too…but in my country 90% of the women are between 5 and 5'4.

Become stronk and sexy through diet and exercise.

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Manlet uprising when?

Just use these, user. Just Holla Forums yourself and do the rest.

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t-thanks for the advice user

They will never see you coming and after you hit them they will never know you where even there.

It's costly, slow, painful and makes you bedridden for a duration, but it's already here. Did I mention costly?
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