Who wins

Who wins

Whoever wins, we all lose.

But we already know who wins. Hulk as seen in World War Hulk where he downed She-Hulk in a matter of seconds.

user, please. We have to keep in mind that the Hulk is raging mound of testosterone. Someone as cool and collected as She-Hulk would never lose to that. Women are much stronger than men in so many ways.

Marvel is desperate.

What is this, some kind of porn parody thing?

And people wonder why comics are dying

Hulk.

Cause he's the stronger there is, duh.

wait is this some new thing? This looks like some older comic with shitty photoshop on the cover. This is something I'd expect to see in the early 2000's.

Am I high or is She-Hulk Christina Applegate?

How is she-hulks costume tight enough to show her belly button but not tight enough to show her nipples or camel toe? I call shenanigans.

That's porn, isn't it

That's just Deviantart trash.
You can tell because Marvel don't do stories with fights any more.

What did you expect shit thread is shit thread.

If someone actually bothered to write this story, the ending would probably be She-Hulk winning on points by landing more punches in the first two rounds after almost getting KO'd when the Hulk gets coaching and starts managing to land hits on her in the third round. Saved by the bell.

The fun part of Superman vs. Muhammad Ali was Superman actually having to learn how to box. Just watching She-Hulk get smashed wouldn't be very interesting.

And Superman actually lost. I'm actually floored that he lost.

Hopefully it ends in rape.

Well, it's not like Supes is all that great a fighter. I know he's supposed to know all these Kryptonian martial arts, but it's pretty much an informed attribute. Look at any picture of him throwing a punch, he's got one hand cocked back like a Roman discus thrower. He obviously just throws haymakers. Look at his posture in any fight, he leads with his face.
I think I've seen him use a kick once, seen him throw a jab once, seen him try to use a hold once, apart from that every picture of him fighting is either one hand punching and the other cocked back, or one hand grabbing or choking and the other cocked way back. I've seen him dodge a punch exactly once.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Superman has three moves. A haymaker, a tackle, and a bearhug, and a flying version of each. Everything else he does is creative use of his other powers. His only asset against an equal opponent is his utter determination to fight until he drops dead, like he did against Doomsday.

my boner

Superman honestly doesn't really need to know how to fight. How often is he robbed of his powers? Not often.

And if he hits you, and I mean actually hits you, it's game over for you. You're going to have the amount of power that an asteroid striking a planet gives off applied to your face or chest.

So yeah, he's good with his brawling.

So basically, Supes is just a brawler. His punches hurt but he barely has any technique?

Yeah, he's from the take one, give one school of fighting. Plus he's a slow starter, he subconsciously holds back so he doesn't instagib anyone he hits, and create sonic booms from every punch moving at railgun speed. So in any fight he tends to take it up a notch slowly until he wins.
One time he lost his powers, he ended up padding at a criminal's jaw until he got loose and clocked him.
Every time he fights the Phantom Zone criminals, he has so much trouble because it's usually General Zod, who has some strategic ability and takes hostages, a female who knows martial arts and wipes the floor with him, and a thug who is much stronger. He usually wins by being much better at using his powers and knowing where to get kryptonite.