Ever Had Sex With An Older Woman?

I guess fucking youngins is just a TV stereotype then. Thailand seems like fun place to visit from the pictures I have seen. I'm jealous.

bro I am the exact same way: I look 16-17 but I'm 21 and I get hit on by mills and cougars all the time. I've had a few of them (older sister's friend, my spanish teacher and some lady in my apartment complex).

I went out to a club once and saw my high school math teacher there, I went back to her apartment nearby and she sucked my cock.

I actually also get hit on by little girls too (10-15yo) which is kinda dangerous because some of them look much older than they actually are

I actually meant when I was still in school but I still gotta congratulate you

Did you get an A+?

I was in college, and she was still teaching at my old high school, but she swallowed my cum, so maybe a C.

I was balding in high school so this shit never happened to me. Went full Charlie Brown style.

I have never sex

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Cool story bro time. I swear all true:
Seriously, I just wanted to shoot some pool, and since I was tagging along with him, I was kind of stuck.

bad genes? I'm sure you had a reg gf tho so it isn't all bad hopefully

how to pull older women?

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look good, look young, have huge amounts of confidence and they pretty much just fall into your lap

Finally it is then three hundred and fifty, am I right?

more faggot dont let us hanging

im crap at treating them like a young girl
i need to figure out some stock lines for that

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One of the best nights of my life tbqh. Always wanted to run into her again. She wasn't much to look at then. Not ugly, but certainly nothing to write home about. I bet ten or 15 yrs before I ran into her she was a knockout.

it's not that difficult to talk to women especially older ones because they oftentimes initiate conversations with guys they want to fuck. all you gotta do is go with the flow of the conversation and when it definitely feels right, ask to go somewhere more private together

Nope. Just some nasty swinger or something. All true 100%. And I'm no stud or anything, then or now. I've had girlfriends and was even married once, but in my early 20s, I was still pretty wet behind the ears. I knew of people like this, but never though I'd end up being one's bedtime snack.

Yeah I've been there, I always wanted to bang the qt daughter too and even met grandma once…she likes to knit and has huge tits

Anybody get the Triad achievement?

i work with this woman tho
and she's unmarried atm with a 'partner'
probably not trashy enough to be up for the odd fuck

it's all about your voice and conversation. doesn't matter that they're married or in a relationship, women have no true loyalty to anyone but themselves. I just met this married lady a couple days ago and she was practically flirting in front of her husband.

But user im not confident at all, plus what if she thinks my penis is small?

we've worked together for a few years so first second and third impressions are set
more work i guess

How good is Thailand? Night life and eneterainment wise.

people have many voices. use a slightly lower tone with a slightly slower cadence the next time you speak to her, chances are she'll find it interesting at worst and sexy at best so it becomes a win win situation.

if you have no confidence as a man,you will never accomplish anything and will never be seen as a real man. confidence is one of the most superficially attractive attributes that anyone can create; you have no excuse

Well ok ill work on my confidence! And ill push myself to be a confident man all the time!

You forgot how you ended up living with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air faggot.

that's the spirit. to help you work on your confidence, start by always walking with purpose with your head held high, always look everyone in the eye (at most 5 seconds, break for about 3 and repeat throughout), and always let your mind flow naturally, never letting words like "uhh" and "like" come out of your mouth often. and most importantly never forget that if one girl rejects you and says no, you have over 3 billion more who have the chance to to say yes; as well as relationships not being the only thing you think of, have a mindset of your own outside of women to keep you busy

wtf I didn't ask for this

I know the feels mate

What do you do if you are socially stunted and have zero experience at doing something like that?

just practice

I don't want to hear that shit. If I can do that literally anyone short of Brian Peppers can.

Create OKC account, send messages to old women. When they reply, answer their questions and then ask some of your own. After three questions, meet, after you meet kiss and fondle, invite her back your place, fuck her, have fun.

Where? I don't get out much.
The only plan I have for now is to lift, lose some weight to get leaner.
Then I am going to ??? and after that I don't even know.

But how do you do it in real life?
I have already checked out Okcupid, but I have hold of from seriously using it. I only used troll accounts to kinda check out the area.

I am kinda perfectionist and in Germany barely anyone uses Okcupid, which can be a good thing, because I don't want to get recongized by my old classmates.
Anyway I kinda want to go into cocoon mode and improve myself, before doing that.
I have gained almost 20kg since christmas season. I wanted to start losing weight in february, but I have been so lazy.

I haven't been to the gym since january. Fuck man.

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I met a lot of older women in Germany using Tinder, just bump the age slider up to 50 and swipe everything. German women age a lot better than American women do that's for sure. And they seemed far more mature, most of the milfs I met back in the states looked old, but personality-wise weren't much different from teenage girls to my surprise.

You could meet some on a train, start a conversation and be informed, invite her to dinner with you. Sometimes this works.

I initially mostly met my girlfriends online. I started doing that at 14. I was stalked online by a female 38 year old pedo. She was every kind of disgusting. Also got catfished by an ugly black goth chick with acne pretending to be a busty German raver girl. I was 16. Through my teen years I was one of those "no sex until marriage" guys, but I was still having a ton of webcam sex.

At 23 I dated and slept with a 23 year old girl. We were together for two years. The sex was horrifically bad. I then dated a gorgeous 18 year old for three years. The sex was constant and amazing, but she was insane. At 30 I fucked a 28 year old girl with what I thought was a fantastic body (MASSIVE natural tits) but she was a single mom with bi-polar.

My mom's insane, but she always gave me two pieces of advice all throughout my life I'm sure would get thumbs up. "Don't date a black girl or filipino, I want pretty grandchildren. Stick to your own kind." and "19 is the perfect age for you. Don't date any older than that. You don't want someone all used up."

For the passed year and a half I've been dating a petite, pale 17 year old girl, who I've been telling everyone is 20. She'll be 18 in September.

Shhhhhh.

dude, just practice when you go to Walmart or wherever you go. jesus christ it's not rocket science

and stop trying to gain sympathy for being fat. even when I was overweight as a kid, I got gfs just fine

That's true, I've played KSP and it's much easier.

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Same experience, people never want to admit how many women are pedos. I remember being about 13 and talking to this woman online who told me she wanted to have cybersex with us pretending to be horses so I could mount her. Asked another woman in her 30s questions about sex

mompov not that great
just post on Craigslist and you find an older slut

This. Old sluts flat out say they want a younger guy in the ad, so you know you're in.

GTFO back to reddit

What I liked about Okcupid is that there are more social outsiders, so you don't have as much competition.
Tinder seems to be what more socially succesful people use and I don't think I am quite there yet.

I don't know about american women, but in Germany the older generation fell for the Solarium and Smoking meme. So some of them are literally orange and have the voice of an old chimney. Also for some reason many women in Germany seem to bought into the eyebrow meme. They think that somehow having natural eyebrows is wrong, so they shape them into these ridiculous unnatural shapes.

But it's obviously not all of them. But I took at look at Finya and man … not a lot of them are really fuckable. And they all seem to want proper relationships.

Mate, that's expecting me to lift 3 pl8s, when I just started lifting. Not going to happen.

I don't even know what the fuck to do. I don't have any money. I don't feel like spending money on women. I haven't figured my life out.
And I won't be able to get a job for another year or two at least, because i need to deal with my education first.

I am not fat! RREEEEEE

Craigslist isn't a thing in Germany. I also used a German alternative and not a single one of them answered.

just call them hookers you fucking mong

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There's a difference, streetwalkers, bar-girls, LINE hoes, escorts etc.
Sex workers is a blanket term

ok either you're being a real pain in the ass on purpose to keep this dying conversation alive or you're just being a dick, either way I'm through playing these games. you either stop talking like some moody teenager or grow the fuck up cuz I'm through. I, as well as many other people, have given you stacks upon stacks of information on how to get laid and you just either outright refused it or just too stupid to get it. Idk about the others but I'm fucking done

Bullshit. I literally posted and responded to ads there two months ago.

I just wanted to keep the conversation going.
I actually know exactly what to do and I have a plan on what do do in the near future.
It's just a real pain in the ass to actually do it and stick to it?

Mate, there is no one there. No one uses it. It's full of ads and bots here.
The only people who used it where some people who visited Germany. But no one from Germany seems to use it.

can't you see through his bullshit yet? he doesn't wanna get laid so let him marinate in his own juices

you don't need a "plan" moron, you just do.

That's a very female way to think

The key is to plan your actions, but make them look unplanned.

Are you the user, who stays ins Germany?
Wanna be my friend?

not the same guy and probably wouldn't wanna be your friend anyway because you are obviously not fun

when it comes to meeting, interacting, and fucking with women, it's better to do shit on the fly rather than have it planned because 9/10 your plan isn't built for the current situation

I am a real human being with real feelings, user.

I'm not in krautland at the moment, otherwise yeah it'd be cool to have more friends there, sorry friendo.

honesty is my life's motto

Mine too. I rarely ever lie. I can't say that I never lie, because that would be a lie.

How was your stay in Krautland anyway?

milf pussy is a Jewish plot to get you to have mentally dysfunctional children. it's loose pussy and alot of emotional baggage that no one should ever have to deal with. young women are fucking stupid too but at least they are in their prime. getting smug about fucking women over 30 is like bragging about drinking spoiled milk or driving a car that overheats.

goyim

wunderbar I liked Austria more though

Thank you for the interesting read. I normally always like to ask some follow-up questions, but your post left nothing up to be desired.

you're welcome
that's what she said

Ever thought about starting a blog? More people should benefit from your stories of visiting other counries.
Your post about German women helped me immensely and you mentioned some points I as a German myself wasn't even aware of.

I have actually.
Years ago I had an account on blogger which was just me complaining about being a shut in and never getting laid and I had a large readership.

Later on I developed other interests (got a life), and stopped posting but people suggested I return to blogging and moneytize it but I have no idea how to do and make it both a profitable use of my time, and still somewhat anonymous. I really don't want my mom to read about me banging her friends and coworkers or about me hooking up with Greek girls on vacation.

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How good looking are you? I am really curious.

What is your/do you have:
?

Not very.

5'10
Manly af
just one again
Yes, but I have glasses which ruins them
Built, formerly built-fat
Yes. I worked hard for it.
about 7% according to that machine you grip
I'm fit as fuck
I've been told I have disturbingly long toes.
? I have an asscrack.
I don't have those round things weirdoes stick in their ears if that's what you mean

Damn, you ARE pretty fit. 7% is not something average people achieve. You had to work for it. You go to the gym or do you do something else?

You need to lurk moar, if you don't know about the buttfold though.

examples?

Guys, where do I go to get picked up by cougars? Where do they hang out? I got hit on by one at a repair shop, but I didn't know how to take it to the next level - I didn't want to say "so, you want to get together and fuck later?", but it's basically what I want to say, I just don't know how to play it off so smooth

….sauce on the 2nd webm/3rd upload there, user?

yes and never again.

sorry user, got them from /wx/ a while ago

The duty of older women is to be sexually available to young unmarried men, so they can train their skills and vent some steam.

I didn't get to see the pic. Was he hot?

Just look it up in the archive.

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I came to this thread wondering if I should try to break my norm of sitting in the dark fapping to hentai and go to the bar that's a 3 minute walk away from me for St Patrick's day. I'm not a full normie, just a wageslave, but yeah, don't know if I should even try. What does Holla Forums think? Had sex before with a gf but that was like 8 years ago. 6', been told I was "eye candy", 155 lbs.

It was with my ex neighbors wife. twice i bedded her. I was young and stupid. pussy was offered and i accepted. What i didn't expect was she flat out told her husband. He was upset for about a week or two. we started being drinking buddies again. However that ended 6 months later when that faggot got really drunk and asked me to fuck him too like i fucked his wife.

Hell No. they moved away shortly after that.

That when i decided i am no longer a tri sexual. Now im a zoo exclusive.

Excuse me?

You will embarrass yourself. Best to not even try.

it will get harder each time you convince yourself not to

Trips of truth.

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Exactly what im talking about.

my late lover

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I guess I don't even really know if I want to bang a bar slut anyway. I won't be confident if I'm not sure I really even want it, so I guess that's my answer. Oh well.

You people should be killed.

Not the "furfag only totally not animal fuckers :3" pics you're reposting, but you, the shitposter spamming this garbage

1/10 made me reply.

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Don't be a fag, you should at least take a walk and see what's out there. Even if you don't talk to anybody, just be around people. Study them. Walk the streets and study life from time to time. It's good for you. Bring a drink if you can drink in public where you're at. Asking for a smoke can be a good introduction if you need it.

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This is pretty solid advice. Yeah, I don't have to talk to anyone if I don't want to, I guess. Can just go in and buy a cheap beer in a bottle and walk around the place once if I don't feel like observing anymore. Would be nice if we could drink in public here, but we can't. Good tip about the smoking, but I don't smoke, so I'd choke on it. Guess that'd be one way to break the ice - just eat the cigarette as soon as I get it, maybe spit it out saying, "These smokes suck, what are they, Turkish?"

I have a shit personality. haha

We can turn ourselves from lead into gold if we simply perceive the change as possible, user. Don't be afraid of getting hurt a little, as long as you can learn you'll be alright. Here, have some dirty milfs.

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Worst part was not getting any backlash afterwards.

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amidoingitrite

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Wow that's a shit quality webm.

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