Do any of you have a criminal record?
What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?
Do any of you have a criminal record?
Josiah Morgan
Ryder Allen
nice try FBI
Matthew Johnson
Fuck off FBI.
Samuel Phillips
Leave my friend millionairefag alone btw.
FAGGOTS
Carson Cooper
I suicide bombed the white house 7 times
Cooper Jenkins
You have to come with us..
Jordan Perry
Probably producing CP and assaulting people. I don't have a record though. Oh and I downloaded / pirated stuff that.
Jose Reed
Not seed torrents.
Jonathan Nguyen
I have a loli image folder and I use BitTorrent almost obsessively.
Oh yeah, really living on the edge aren't I.
Connor Ramirez
Illegal is illegal, user.
You smoke reefer? You jaywalk? You steal a bike? You kill a bunch of people? Illegal.
I don't do illegal stuff.
Liam Carter
Guys, I know the datamining faggot is annoying and all but this is literally a datamining thread.
Liam Clark
One time I stole a ruler from school because I kept it in my hand accidentally. I live in fear OF consequence since
Brody Morgan
Fuck you horrible faggot. Get off the internet right now, dude. Right now sicko. Come on. I'll beat your ass, talk to me face and I'll beat your ass with the help of my big friends. Back off, man
Juan Sullivan
Is paranoia the theme of Holla Forums? Fuck off. We're supposed to be looking appealing for a broader audience.
Gabriel Peterson
t. Shlomo
Camden Lopez
it's a meme you dip
Easton Wood
No.
Not telling. :^)
Grayson Howard
I know, is that supposed to mean anything? It sucks
Tell us you sick pedophile
Stop talking about datamining, seems like years since the first time I heard it
Jonathan Nguyen
torposting this just in case
Michael Lewis
Why would anyone in their right mind waste their time downloading tor?
Josiah Edwards
user really… You stole a lemon! You don't need to use a Tor for this confession. If I was your boss and I caught you stealing a lemon, I would tease you until the day you died. I would buy you a lemon ever day and make you eat it from of me just for kicks.
Benjamin Davis
i would kill for this if qt female manager
Lucas Thomas
...
Brody Myers
Question: who just eats a lemon? Okay, you use it to flavor your water or when cooking, but just eating it? Why? Who enjoys that?
Gavin Collins
Are you trying to be seinfeld or something
Evan Robinson
A lemon masochist..? That's a dangerous combination user. Your injuries increase ten fold with lemon juice, remember that.
kek
A lemon masochist apparently.
Carter Jenkins
Liam Anderson
are you trying to be a faggot or something?
Lincoln Kelly
Does this answer your question?
Christopher Price
user…you are something special. I was laughing the entire time reading this. I support this good kink.
Carson Hall
Jason Jones
I once drove on a suspended license.
Tyler Reyes
I steal money at my job, I got a huge CP folder, I use drugs, I killed a cat once. Help me
Gabriel Edwards
Henry Myers
Kayden Bell
That's about all. Plus I'm using VPN to post this.
Benjamin Lee
i stole a toy from a store as a kid
Logan Cook
the perfect crime