Underage virgins shotgun yourself

age
number of cunts youve penetrated

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35, 100ish

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dozen or so

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the only vagina i've ever been in was my mother's before i was born.

well unless you crawled back in after you came out you didnt penetrate it then did you sparky

if you cant 100% remember it then it doesnt count

yes, correct. that was the point i was making.

i have penetrated zero vaginas.

youre a pathetic excuse for a humanoid construction

ok, 102 but i counted blowjobs

nah blowjobs dont count its number of unique vaginas youve penetrated could be finger tongue dick dildo shard of glass whatever

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I tried to cure my love of children by having sex with a woman and it didn't work.
Whereas little girls are not for penetration, only gentle head pats and cuddles in the missionary position.

psh, blowjobs count. she's a cunt, and i penetrated her

no they fucking dont you cunt


try anal

anal is gay

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Only if there is no pussy next door.

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if there's a pussy next door, why aren't you using it?

either you're trying to pretend that you're fucking a dude (gay) or the pussy is already occupied in which case you are taking part in a MMF threesome (gayer tbh)

only one here being honest

I have a drinking problem

or it's tighter

feels good man

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48yo
cunts penetrated.
5 dog
4 human
3 horse
2 goat
1 pony
1 chicken
asses penetrated
3 dogs (1 from above)
3 humans (2 from above)
3 horses (1 from above)
1 donkey
1 chicken (same hole as above)
1 raccoon (dead)
penetrated me
3 human (2 from above)
3 dogs
1 mini stallion
1 horse orally and anal attempt ouch.

TMI?

clean virgin anus over roastie thot whore cunt any day son


smoke weed for the habitual addiction and take other soft drug psychadelic for the chemical/physical


human born vagina only

can be alive or not, must be vagina i already said oral doesnt count

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N/A

13 years old

69 partners (including ur mum)

OPs mum doesnt count either

I get drug tested occasionally on some of the worksites I need to go to, so I cut out the weed. Never used to like drinking, then it became a work thing, now I live on it. Not an alcoholic (yet), just can't stop once i've started.

t. champion

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What was the best?

go to your old dealers ask for dmt or mdma, out of your system in like.. 12 hours/doesnt show at all..
lsd is like what 48 hours?
shrooms?

fuck that poison

oh I abuse mdma & methamalone regularly. I cut it back recently though because it fucks up my appetite for a couple of days afterward, & I'm on juice trying to bulk

I've hesrd that true pedos don't get aroused by 20yo.

I don't believe there's a cure, just keep your sexuality in a computer with encryption and limit to headpatting with 3D lolis.

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i drink like 2 beers a week and try look for psychological highs fuck if someone knew my true thoughts id be shot in the head

just keep eating -sugar

non-exclusive pedophiles exist along with non-offending pedophiles. thanks for understanding though.

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i've never touched a vagina

Women:
Men:

There's be points in my life my collection of escapes & enhancements would've looked noteworthy next to the Fear & Loathing set.

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dont think ur so self important

that or ur really fucking guilty kek in which case posting is too late!

Does boipucci count

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DATAMINING THREAD DO NOT REPLY

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Just turned 26, had a GF 24-25 then she left me. I was a kissless virgin up until 24

22
2
2 that I've penetrated with my fingers
so, 4, give or take

get this data miner

37
55-60

(all vaginal penetration, bjs count my ass)

28
4

420
1337

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3/4
So you fucked one girl 75% of the way? How you manage that. Dick not fit?

30
I have had two pussies my entire life

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1

Fucked this sheltered chick 2 years ago, we talked a lot in college.
She didn't stay with me because I'm a boring nerd with no friends or money

why should I shotgun myself you nigger
keiner hat mir was zu sagen du schwuchtel

43

t. OB/GYN

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who the fuck cares

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She was an amputee

lol if true

read that as age of cunts you've penetrated woops

The rest of her body already rotted off

i just dont give a fuck and never did, people call me asexual but its not true. i just don't care
idk how to explain

So, hows Arkansas?

32
4 counting prostitutes
1 girlfriend

And here I was thinking my 33 and 0 was going to be unbeatable.

I have a friend who's 34 and a virgin, it's not that weird. Lower your standards m8s, it won't kill you.

pretty hard when you have access to fullhd porn, hentai and soon VR porn and waifubots

As one more attracted to those legally/morally off limits, I don't think I need to lower my standards in that regard and become an offender.

Also, I could get with a legal female (preferably 10 years younger than me to give my penis it's best chance to work with her) if one would have me. The problem there may be more about their standards than mine.

Fucking dataminers


Ask my lawyer.