Would Holla Forums fugg?

I'm not a big fan of tank-tops, but I guess I'd fuck that shirt.

Not the tank top; the woman in the tank top.

That is one damn sexy tree lurking back here… I'd be up for some tree fucking

Only if she was tested for every disease known to man.

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Is that the girl in OP's pic?

Yeah. I'd like her to chew on my orgasming cockhead.
Thx for starting the Zera thread btw, I would have done it myself otherwise.

Whut?

Seriously, what's a zera and why is a thread about it so interesting?

It's like you don't even watch videos of crazy Russian chicks eating mice or something.

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datamining thread do not reply

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*crunch*
Nyehhh~~

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Hell no.

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she looks like a kook tbh
if she's nice then yeah. she doesnt actually look bad, she just looks like a kook. like bite your dick off kook.

How does she look crazy though?

i don't know, really. also her posture makes her look more like a kid which is meh

The fuck is that?

I wanna fuck that sexy lamp to the left, just look at the color and the way it curvs forward beckoning me to place my nuts in its concave area, mmm so hot….

Bumpski!
For Mother Zera!

She is sooooo fucking hot. I would tongue fuck her asshole and eat her shit.

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Hell yes, I would. That potted plant is fucken FINE.

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Second this, any more revealing pics on the potted plant. Something that shows the roots

Mother of God, user, I can only get so hard.

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It's weird. In some pics she looks pretty nice, but in others she looks ass ugly. I've got no fucking clue why though.

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Light and angles, user.

Everyone has a uggo angle and it is looking down into a phone camera. Makes you look fat, droopy eyes, and retarded.

Thats why old and fat chicks take high angle photos.

So… are you saying she's normally ugly, but can look good from the right angle, or that she's normally good looking, but looks ugly from a bad angle?

the latter

Got any more information on her?

She's Russian, early 30s, lives in Rostov, makes animated videos, and is probably insane in some manner or another. Her name may be Vesselina Dimatrova, but that might not be correct. Apparently she went to some college in Russia and got a degree in econ or something like that.

Lets see dem tits and then we can tell ya

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They're pretty disappointing tbh

Her tits will disappoint only if you're a pleb.
Because if you're not a pleb there's other things more important than tits that she has.
Things such as:
SEXY CRAZY

Not liking flat chested women makes me a pleb?

How exactly is eating live mice "sexy crazy?"

the bacteria on that child's teeth is not a woman either.

She was 20 when that picture was taken.

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I'd fuck her - still a virgin & horny as fuck

Escorts are both better and less likely to give you some kind of disease.

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got a cute voice tbh

And also a pretty mouth. But haters gonna hate.

Got an example?

How is a mouth pretty?

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eats a live mouse
m8 i hate to break this to you..

Well I know it's a bit weird, but what specific mental disorder is associated with swallowing living mice?

retardation

Nah, I mean an actual disorder, not just stupidity. Clearly she's not all there – I know from talking to her – but I'm still not sure what exact disorder she's got.

Apparently she used to visit a shrink, and her husband's family didn't like her because she was weird, so obviously her family is aware of her mental state.

Maybe general sociopathy? That would seem to describe someone that tortures living creatures for pleasure.

NO! and neither should you.
She quite literally has habsburg jaw

Is that a sign of something? What is it?

I'd consider 'insane' in a broad general term to be any unnecessary behaviour that is dangerous to yourself or others. My first thought watching her eat those things was of all of the parasites, bacteria and assorted negative miasmas those wriggling little vermin are imbued with, and how she hasn't collapsed shitting blood & died yet.
worth noting that much of my own behaviour would fall into my own category of 'insane'.. so meh. psychology is the height of jewry

But it was necessary for muh dik.

Risking a hoof to the head to aquire poon of horse is also dangerous and unnecessary strictly speaking, but where would we be without our brave sexual astronauts?

I don't know how to describe it, but it sounds so nice.

Bitch is still a psycho tho, and she clearly has no regard for animal life.

it's incest jaw

But what makes you think she has it?

because you can see it?

oh snap, can't unsee now

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THIS A INBRED THREAD NAOW
REEEEEEE

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bump

Where? She doesn't have the most delicate jaw sure, but it doesn't look Habsburg jaw-tier bad.

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Bump

incest DNA is incest DNA
even if its one generation removed

But it doesn't look bad enough to be incest dna. That's my point.

That must be an IRL "son, I am disappoint" moment. When your son marries a camwhore that eats rats.

Voted for Clinton.

My standards are so low that I like both girls in that pic. I mean why not, they could use some genetic diversity and it's not as if I would be the one getting pregnant. My balls are producing sperm 24/7 for no reason. Did you ever wonder about that? Why you keep making new sperm all year long when a sex act can be as short as 5 minutes and a pregnancy lasts for 9 months? Normally we should have a breeding season (in summer obviously) then our balls would rest for the remainder of the year. Instead they're a 24/7/365 sperm factory. It's obvious why, fuck all roasties be the mission. Pump, get them pregnant, dump. When they recover get them preggo again. Then they won't have time for hating men, catlady feminism and taking away tech jobs from men.

But let's get back to Zera. I wonder if she'd eat her own aborted fetuses, if she ever got pregnant. For the right price, she'd eat them alive I bet.

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I feel myself sliding into a dark place. With every passing moment, I fear I am entering an abyss; a cold, dark place from which there is no escape. Truly, I have gazed upon the eyes of demons for too long, for I feel my own inner demons grasping at me as they attempt to suck me deeper into this interminable void.

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

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How big is a fetus exactly? Might be difficult to get it down her gullet whole.

I think Zera might actually have a child. I heard something crying or making similar sounding noises in the background of her ten mice video. Was a pretty big boner killer tbh.

sauce on that incredibly well made cgi porn?

Bump for more Zera

All I see is a man and his cat.

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What makes you think that's a man?

That window is real sexy

I'd hold hands with Zera tbh desu

Not only does she eat rats, she cuts herself and drinks her own blood.

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This thread needs more Zera.

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ABSOLUTELY CRETIN

ABSOLUTELY TRIGGERED

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sauce nigger

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Absolutely nigger-tier.

Sorry user. But I can't tell you. If I told you, I would have to kill you and then they would come to kill me. All I can say is Roswell and Area 51.

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Zera knows…she was there. They did things to her that no one could ever imagine. They erased her memory and planted into her mind that she is a cat. That is why she likes eating mice and fish. They do shit like that to people.

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That or she gets paid a fuckload by vore fetish idiots that have been growing like clockwork for years.

That is what "they" want you to think user.
"They" have already corrupted all of us. We are all doomed…
I found out about her after I saw this photo of her.
If you look closely, you will see a planet surrounded by a sun and stars. She was trying to tell us something. To show us where she had been. But we didn't listen…..

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Are you a woman by any chance? You seem to be butthurt by my orgasms and jealous of Zera. But you too can suck a mouse! Look at how a pro does it. It's easy and delicious.

How could you possibly jack off about her eating that mouse? Do you even understand what the poor creature probably went through?

It went through a sexy mouth.

Shame she never made videos of them coming out her poop chute.

And what do you think happened after that? It must have been terrible.

It took a long journey through a maze of tunnels and eventually came out the bottom hole.

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You don't have to convince me, I already like her.

And it probably suffered terribly when that was happening. How could that be appealing?

Why?

roastie, poastie your breastie or get-the-fuck-outie

I just want to know how you can get off to such terrible suffering.

Speaking only for myself, I don't. The suffering turns me off.
What happens is I mentally substitute the mouse with my dick, by using my imagination.

Women in general seem to lack that sort of visual imagination, you can tell when they try to make a sexy banana eating video but they obviously have no idea what moves and imagery they're supposed to do. Vid counter-related.

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Satan Trips has sex with bananas!

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So you mentally imagine your dick being swallowed and digested?

stop Holla Forums geta girfriend and a jb read tolkien or other comfy stuff

Another bump for Mother Zera!
Long may she live and many may she vore!

Why do you keep bumping the thread? There's nothing more to post about this ugly rat-faced insane woman. I've talked to her; she's nothing more than a mentally damaged airhead.

catgirls are boring and bland
doggirls (incl. wolves) are much better

I take this as you having a bad day and being in a bad mood. Zera doesn't deserve those harsh words.

Have you seen her? She's not exactly pretty. As for being an airhead, I've actually talked to her, and she sounds like she has the mind of an adolescent. She talks about "wanting to eat her psychiatrist" because of something he said. She talks about her fetish to random people in public. She is basically a NEET because she can't hold down a job. She's clearly not all there.

Looks fine to me

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gg no re
t. mouse

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She looks pretty thin for supposedly having a bunch of mice inside her.

She looks good. It's the truth.
Everybody who says Zera's ugly or fat is a jelly roastie!

I'm not saying she doesn't look good. I'm saying her stomach looks rather small considering she's supposedly eaten a bunch of mice at that point in the video.

I prefer long-hair felines

I guarantee you the director produced this garbage movie for the sole purpose of making that scene. You don't find an excuse to blow $10000 of CGI tech on niche fetish porn everyday.
imdb.com/title/tt5265960/

That lamp does look pretty sexy, just sitting there waiting to be taken from behind hmmmm.

Why even live?

Why even live?

Why are you so obsessed with that?

Why aren't you?

Because I don't want to have a psycho woman chewing on my dick.

What if she ate a live mouse in front of you and then poops it out into your mouth…Would that turn you on and make your dick hard?

Lucifer trips confirm you have a dick. Surprised tbh.

"SUCK MAH DICK!"

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Eyeball, tree log, bread with grass clippings ????

Look at the filenames.

Eye wood focc?

I WOULD BREAD

I would breed???

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What, like fucking or something?

WTF is focaccia?

I WOULD FUCK CACA?
I WOULD FUCK COCK?
I WOULD FUCK CIA?

I think the poster learned his lesson about choosing bad images for communicating a message.

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Bump for Mother Zera.

Are you going to keep bumping this thread for a year until your posts alone put it over the bump limit? This thread is effectively dead. There's no new content to post. You're wasting your time bumping it.

That is a fine looking lamp.
Too bad the ugly bitch is in the way so I can't get a full view of the base.

If "rate my shit" threads can get bumped, so too can this. This is a good thread!
And when it dies a new one will be created. Until Zera Christ herself returns from Vore Heaven and tells us to stop. In which case we'll ignore her.

ok