Help, I think I've fallen in love with a 3DP and I can't stop thinking of her! She's everything I've ever wanted except shes not mine! Help me purge these thoughts immediately! Remind me how much of a faggot loser I am and that I have no hope and trying is pointless. Remind me that even if it worked out that we would probably get a devorce and lose everything! Just do something!
Help...
Alexander Nguyen
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Jeremiah Collins
kidnap and rape her
post pics
Blake Rogers
No, but close. I know her personally at work and she loves firearms AND CAN SHOOT!
Kayden Brown
Nathan Rivera
What
Jordan Hernandez
what exactly have you fallen for?
does she reek of tendies and honey mustard?
does she give you attention when nobody else will?
does she look weak enough to be accepting of your beta-esque nature?
does she remind you of someone you know?
let's get to the bottom of this so we can fix this sure to be broken heart before it shatters into a million pieces of soy
Carson Smith
Have you heard of the Monolith?
Easton Rodriguez
You're in love with a woman, so you're not literally a faggot. You're also not necessarily a loser, you're just a thirsty beta that's prone to oneitis. Just remember, your crush IS like the other girls. They're all the same on the inside, and they're all shit. Fuck her if you can, move on if you can't.
Jacob Myers
She makes me happy, every day we worked together we bring new and exciting things to do or talk about. She and I share similar history and are kindred spirits in many regards. She's a tough gal, loves her spiders and her chinchillas. She's even into ironically watching movies like Me! We talked about The Room today and kept busting up laughing. We make ironic fanfictions about work and things we enjoy like Batman comics. She's even a huge fan of anal, a personal favorite of mine. We talk about anything and everything with no seeming taboo or line that I feel like I need to worry about. She makes me feel safe and happy with my thoughts and feelings, something I've never had. Every day I work with her I smile like an idiot because we have so much fun doing our work together! We can turn the most boring tasks into "who can shoot the most ruberbands into the vent!" Type of dumb fun! I thought it was a fad, but it won't go away! She's made me feel so lucky just to know her and talk to her!
Grayson Miller
No
Alexander Flores
Is she different if she accepts that she's probably like many other girls?
Xavier Allen
is she a hefty gal or have a benis?
Jackson Jackson
So, uh, I dunno how to tell you this, user, but "she" has a penis and you are a homosexual.
Sorry.
Easton Fisher
I would argue she's not chubby, shes fit and shorter tho. I'm bias however. What would you consider chubby for someone who's almost 5 nothing?
Joshua Brown
Based on our line of work, she legally can't be. I shall say no more about my occupation.
Thomas Phillips
no because she ins't going try improve herself, every girl know what they are like they just not open about it
Dominic Gutierrez
What I consider chubby is of no consequence, I was wondering what flaws she has that make you feel safe enough to wonder if she is the one to fall deep for and make love in the ass.
Jacob Roberts
You are so full of shit, if not - you're gonna get your shit fucked so bad. You're only friendzoning yourself, user. I can tell by your whispy little gayboy attitude. I can smell the soy from here. If you do get into a relationship, she's gonna stop having sex with you in a few months and destroy you from the inside out as you burn your soul in an effort to appease her and make her love you.
I know.
Women are not our friends.
Caleb Ward
It's not looks imo. I've been hunting for a flaw, but we're both emotionally crippled people so I guess that counts. Even then tho, we've talked about it and worked on it.
Blake Miller
I want to believe you and I can't bring myself to do it
Carter Taylor
The germans want your goo
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Levi Myers
Well, good luck, my advice is this: the more you talk about trivial stuff like emotional baggage and your periods, the more you get placed in a friendzone or spare tire. Ask her to help you find a good match for you and if she says herself you are in like stink on shit. If she recommend some fat friend of hers named Brenda or Connie, you are likely being put out for a spare because she could always destroy that friendship and get you anyway because she already knows you like her.
John Moore
I guess I forgot to mention that she's in a relationship.
Nathaniel Turner
Tell her that relationships are imaginary and have nothing to do with reality.
Luis Anderson
The perfect way to start off a relationship
Luis Jones
your trips are checked and your chances to make sweet tender love to her anus will go unchecked I am afraid
I'd keep distance from her but wear tight pants that show of your balls in case she wants to ditch the loser she is with and go with the winner that is you
Kevin Perez
Fuck off monolith.
Samuel Butler
Sounds like she's stringing you along.
Austin Davis
Train her to eat your goo, nothing to argue about then.
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Jose Cox
You don't have much chance here. If she were into you, she would never have told you this.