Why haven't you an hero'd yet?

Liam Smith
Liam Smith

This morbidly obese neck beard is slaying teen pussy, and you're still a virgin.

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volusion.com/lp/sem/create-online-store

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

you don't have to be a non-virgin to still do it for the nookie

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Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

Thanks faggot OP your plan just backfired, you just gave me hope dipshit

Nolan Green
Nolan Green

kiro7.com/news/local/facebook-identifies-alleged-child-rapist-bothell-man-arrested/636330212

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Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

Too much of a pussy to do it, plus with the current state of things going on in the world, I wanna see how it all plays out.

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

tbh I never heard of that fucktard, nor did I even bother to observe who was actually in the pic.
expecting a hikikomri to keep up with news and retard pedo

Nolan Bailey
Nolan Bailey

Because I live in relative comfort. If there was an easy way to die I'd do it, but everything takes so much effort.

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

Who the fuck you talking to?

Dominic Lewis
Dominic Lewis

This morbidly obese neck beard is slaying preteen pussy, and you're still a virgin.

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Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

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Christian Gray
Christian Gray

being this new

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

He gonna need more balloons

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

I am relatively new to this site, but it fucking takes all of one brain cell to figure out who he is talking to.

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

I know who dipshit but why was the actual real question

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

but I guess one braincell is all you have and none others light up to make the connection

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

God I want a gf

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

Dunkey really hit low huh.

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

If this thread should've taught you anything, it's that girls digg fat guys. Gain that weight, fatty.

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

Already fat, still no gf

Brandon Myers
Brandon Myers

desuarchive.org/agatha/thread/1617/

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Jason Green
Jason Green

Top kek

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

These 2 sexy beasts

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

THEN YOU'RE NOT FAT ENOUGH

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

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Jace Flores
Jace Flores

ccluster.com/b/thread/227893

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

Would you say that to my face OP? HUH?

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

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Angel Cox
Angel Cox

kek

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Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

be fat loser neet
bang a few 8/10s
get job
get fit
get constantly rejected

Bitches don’t make sense. I’m done trying to pick up chicks at elementary schools.

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

Come to think of it why don't I become a juggling juggalo

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

Come again

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

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Justin Morris
Justin Morris

Eyyy

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

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Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

Because many of this virgins on image boards are just terrible people. I mean really terrible, they could never do anything nice for someone else, without expecting something in retur. Toxic personality. Shallow. Narcisism levels through the roof.
Don't pity them OP, they don't deserve pity.

Carter Long
Carter Long

There will be more of these as people become more programmable. It'll be to make sure you are super angry and school-shooty when you're 30.

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

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Noah Parker
Noah Parker

Fat guys fucking attractive girls are going to be the see 3.0 of the internet. You thought black on blonde was bad in 2.0? Wait until your ass is triggered by "completely impossible irrelevant pornographic relationship between fat fuck and hot twat". While you've been wondering while you haven't been a fat enough anime child molester for like 20 years these motherfuckers are going to go at it making you think "yea someday I'll get that loose social security begging whore" and you'll be like "why don't I have this" while you play video games impulsively and completely ignore all lifes signals that what you're doing isn't really going to help you survive

Chase Bennett
Chase Bennett

Then it's all about the machine gun at the local elementry school. Yea that'll teach em. It's never a drive by shooting the opposite side of the freeway.

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

dude, put the game on easy and get a prositute and a pizza. You'll feel much better.

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

You know how barbarians aren't allowed to use magic relics? I can't fuck prostitutes.

Austin Evans
Austin Evans

get a suit and go to a bar and buy a girl a drink. You'll be walking on sunshine

Asher White
Asher White

Unless we're all ok with me changing classes because trust me ,IM FINE WITH IT AND OVERDUE FOR IT

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

You clearly don't understand the situation

John Cooper
John Cooper

Look I can't have normal conversations with anyone.

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Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

change classes sure, I have no idea what is going on but do a bad thing when there is so much to live for.

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

So you know what it's like to live at 1000 your potential? Not allowed to walk?

Henry White
Henry White

try and find a girl who is wierd like you or in a complementary way. or try and date a girl who works with wierdos. she won't think you are wierd and she will be able to communicate with you.

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

Someone so weird is dangerous or magic. We already went through this before.

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

Feels bad man.

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Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

Hey. HEY!!

Adrian Johnson
Adrian Johnson

Spidernan sucks

Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

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Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

Your gf says it's a Superman thread

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Adam Harris
Adam Harris

Hey Spiderman is fucking threads up while I absolutely bust his red head up

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Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

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Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

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Levi Clark
Levi Clark

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Caleb Bennett
Caleb Bennett

so anons, lets say you have a hypothetical choice between 3 things.

1. you get a gf that will fully satisfy you sexually but leave you emotionally and romantically empty. this doesn't mean you wont get any romance or emotional interaction, it will just leave you with so much to be desired.
2. you get a gf that will fully satisfy you emotionally and romantically, but you will be left sexually empty. you will get some, but it just wont nearly be what you want.
3. your life goes on as it is, no interference
with choice 1&2, you will never be able to get another significant other. they will never leave you for any reason as long as you dont do anything crazy like attack them etc.

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

That's not a morbidly obese neckbeard, that's a god damned neanderthal.

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

if you going to kill yourself, kill yourself a better reason, then "no 3DPD will touch me"

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

What's wrong with being a virgin?

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

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Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

OYYYYYYYYYYY VEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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Justin Myers
Justin Myers

I can see you, now
You forgot to cover up your cam, idiot
I like you in pink tbh

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Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

Why would I kill myself? If someone so repulsive can find a mate, surely I am capable. My confidence is boosted, thank you, OP.

Benjamin Moore
Benjamin Moore

how many degrees of separation is that tawdry tart from emma watson tbh?

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

he's alpha and went out and got wat he wanted, youre just going to waste your life on imageboards and minimum wage

Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

Protip: You don't feel any different a couple of days after your first fuck. After that, vanilla sex just becomes a chore you have to perform to please your gf.

Protip: Not getting an STD is far more valuable.
Protip: The vast majority of carriers don't know they are one.

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

Why do you care?
Why are these questions worth answering?
They're not.

Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

She is not my type OP
I cannot get hard from looking at her and I have no problem with other guys boning her.

Jaxson Wright
Jaxson Wright

Fat guys fucking attractive girls
Who the hell is Ed Powers?

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

Literally who?

Landon Martinez
Landon Martinez

Kill ys nigger newfag

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

Why it's still in 8teen

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Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

Wtf

Jacob Thompson
Jacob Thompson

there's undeleted cp there too

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

cuz i'm not a suicidal loser lmao

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

CP?

cute pics?

Cat photos?

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

Child Photography

Nathan Lewis
Nathan Lewis

Crazy Pics

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

holy fuck. I know this guy, have for years, fell out of touch in like 2015 when i got off fb.

unsurprised

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

Thanks for the flashback

Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

Tell more

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

Pink vegana, wtf!

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

nigga was just autistic as fuck but really really funny. started a new wave of post-ironic humor which later inspired pages like "the epic department" and now bled over to normie sphere.

Honestly, looking back ann and that athena bitch seem like honeypots to attract autistes cause they both look 30 and had competing strategies which garnered huge fan bases. idk.

i'm happy i'm not autistic enough to want to fuck any girl that presents as underage

Ethan Reed
Ethan Reed

I've made $64k this year working online and I'm a full time student. I'm using an online business opportunity I heard about and I've made such great money. It's really user friendly and I'm just so happy about it. Here's what I've been doing, Try it out on following website–volusion.com/lp/sem/create-online-store

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

Holy shit. First ad I have ever seen on Holla Forums.

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

an hero

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Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

slaying
implying it even has a penetrable size dick

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

P-page 4?

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

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Connor Gonzalez
Connor Gonzalez

Cummies!

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

we heard you the first time mate

William Jones
William Jones

That fatfuck got to savor Ann's pink cunny

God is cruel

David Hall
David Hall

^w^

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

Woah

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

<tfw it's still there

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

Bump

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

Ugly people sometimes get laid. Tune in at 11.

Samuel Kelly
Samuel Kelly

Word

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

holy fuck, you mean to say this slob piece of shit fat fuck actually got to stick his chode in pristine preteen pussy
fuck this is the last straw, now I'm legit gonna kill myself
see you fags on hell

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

13 is gonna get him 26, so I don't see what your problem is. Commit a crime for which you keep the evidence of your own guilt and someone's gonna get ya.

Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

She is 14-15 when they fugg'd, not preteen

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

She was 13 the first time.

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

haha, I thought she wanted to escape greece without losing her virginity
seems like she changed her oppinion though. Maybe he a rich boi

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

Eyyyyy?

Tenk!

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

only 1 pic of the loli jewess ITT
Holla Forums im disappointed

Evan Green
Evan Green

picked 3 immediately
decided to think it over for several minutes.
still 3
Fuck dude thanks. You gave me a choice between two women (although hypothetical, kek) and I chose to be alone. Activated the almonds. Did you mean to do that?

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

I just care about one thing.

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Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

oh I am so happy that she finally found love
their children will be super autistic

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

Its a very light skinned nigger. Congrats OP you fuck fat negroid subhumans..

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

WTF, SO HARD RN

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

i really don't care what some other guy is doing with his dick. I only care about what i am doing with my dick.

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

I've grown to enjoy my suffering, It's the one thing I get out of bed for in the morning. It's the only thing I know will always be there for me. It's all I know. And I'm happy.

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Michael White
Michael White

"The mom says her daughter has been traumatized by the rapes."

My ass.

The social ruckus is what fucked her up.

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

Wtf

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

Because I am slaying a teen pussy. I do about every day, multiple times a day. Honestly, it's not it's all cracked up to be. Yeah it's fun-ish for 30 min or so, but I spend more time than that just eating. It is a bother at times since I make sure she cums first instead of just focusing on blowing my load. I might just have an unnaturally low libido, though, since I was a virgin until 24. She's down for anything though. Been starting to play around with BDSM and ropes. It's ok.

It's the loneliness, and not having someone to watch lame movies with and cuddle up with at night. that sucked.

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

Uwu

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

guys fucking their under aged sisters don't impress me

Easton Peterson
Easton Peterson

why would you define yourself by someone else?

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

Lol

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

Fat greasy 23 y.o. neckbeard hooks up with 13 y.o. autistic looking Jew slut on teh interwebs
Other fat greasy neckbeards shriek in jealous rage
Autistic 13 y.o. Jew slut's Mom learns of relationship, threatens to turn fat neckbeard in if he doesn't pay her shekels.
He pays Kike Mom some shekels, she still turns him in
Now Neckbeard's facing 2 decades in prison getting assfucked by Tyrone's 13 inch black python

Lesson: Don't fuck underage girls. Especially if they're autistic Jewish sluts.

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

Wtf

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

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Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

That's the story behind OP's picture, Newfag. The fat dude banged the chick in the pic. He's facing 20 years in prison now. Lurk Moar, faggot!

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

SHIIIIIIEEEEEETTTT

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

Page 5 now tbf

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

Bump

Hunter Cruz
Hunter Cruz

Waiiii no tenk!

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

Kate 0w0

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