This morbidly obese neck beard is slaying teen pussy, and you're still a virgin.
Why haven't you an hero'd yet?
you don't have to be a non-virgin to still do it for the nookie
Thanks faggot OP your plan just backfired, you just gave me hope dipshit
Too much of a pussy to do it, plus with the current state of things going on in the world, I wanna see how it all plays out.
tbh I never heard of that fucktard, nor did I even bother to observe who was actually in the pic.
expecting a hikikomri to keep up with news and retard pedo
Because I live in relative comfort. If there was an easy way to die I'd do it, but everything takes so much effort.
Who the fuck you talking to?
This morbidly obese neck beard is slaying preteen pussy, and you're still a virgin.
being this new
He gonna need more balloons
I am relatively new to this site, but it fucking takes all of one brain cell to figure out who he is talking to.
I know who dipshit but why was the actual real question
but I guess one braincell is all you have and none others light up to make the connection
God I want a gf
Dunkey really hit low huh.
If this thread should've taught you anything, it's that girls digg fat guys. Gain that weight, fatty.
Already fat, still no gf
These 2 sexy beasts
THEN YOU'RE NOT FAT ENOUGH
Would you say that to my face OP? HUH?
be fat loser neet
bang a few 8/10s
get constantly rejected
Bitches don’t make sense. I’m done trying to pick up chicks at elementary schools.
Come to think of it why don't I become a juggling juggalo
Because many of this virgins on image boards are just terrible people. I mean really terrible, they could never do anything nice for someone else, without expecting something in retur. Toxic personality. Shallow. Narcisism levels through the roof.
Don't pity them OP, they don't deserve pity.
There will be more of these as people become more programmable. It'll be to make sure you are super angry and school-shooty when you're 30.
Fat guys fucking attractive girls are going to be the see 3.0 of the internet. You thought black on blonde was bad in 2.0? Wait until your ass is triggered by "completely impossible irrelevant pornographic relationship between fat fuck and hot twat". While you've been wondering while you haven't been a fat enough anime child molester for like 20 years these motherfuckers are going to go at it making you think "yea someday I'll get that loose social security begging whore" and you'll be like "why don't I have this" while you play video games impulsively and completely ignore all lifes signals that what you're doing isn't really going to help you survive
Then it's all about the machine gun at the local elementry school. Yea that'll teach em. It's never a drive by shooting the opposite side of the freeway.
dude, put the game on easy and get a prositute and a pizza. You'll feel much better.
You know how barbarians aren't allowed to use magic relics? I can't fuck prostitutes.
get a suit and go to a bar and buy a girl a drink. You'll be walking on sunshine
Unless we're all ok with me changing classes because trust me ,IM FINE WITH IT AND OVERDUE FOR IT
You clearly don't understand the situation
Look I can't have normal conversations with anyone.
change classes sure, I have no idea what is going on but do a bad thing when there is so much to live for.
So you know what it's like to live at 1000 your potential? Not allowed to walk?
try and find a girl who is wierd like you or in a complementary way. or try and date a girl who works with wierdos. she won't think you are wierd and she will be able to communicate with you.
Someone so weird is dangerous or magic. We already went through this before.
Feels bad man.
Your gf says it's a Superman thread
Hey Spiderman is fucking threads up while I absolutely bust his red head up
so anons, lets say you have a hypothetical choice between 3 things.
1. you get a gf that will fully satisfy you sexually but leave you emotionally and romantically empty. this doesn't mean you wont get any romance or emotional interaction, it will just leave you with so much to be desired.
2. you get a gf that will fully satisfy you emotionally and romantically, but you will be left sexually empty. you will get some, but it just wont nearly be what you want.
3. your life goes on as it is, no interference
with choice 1&2, you will never be able to get another significant other. they will never leave you for any reason as long as you dont do anything crazy like attack them etc.
That's not a morbidly obese neckbeard, that's a god damned neanderthal.
if you going to kill yourself, kill yourself a better reason, then "no 3DPD will touch me"
What's wrong with being a virgin?
I can see you, now
You forgot to cover up your cam, idiot
I like you in pink tbh
Why would I kill myself? If someone so repulsive can find a mate, surely I am capable. My confidence is boosted, thank you, OP.
how many degrees of separation is that tawdry tart from emma watson tbh?
he's alpha and went out and got wat he wanted, youre just going to waste your life on imageboards and minimum wage
Protip: You don't feel any different a couple of days after your first fuck. After that, vanilla sex just becomes a chore you have to perform to please your gf.
Protip: Not getting an STD is far more valuable.
Protip: The vast majority of carriers don't know they are one.
Why do you care?
Why are these questions worth answering?
She is not my type OP
I cannot get hard from looking at her and I have no problem with other guys boning her.
Fat guys fucking attractive girls
Who the hell is Ed Powers?
Kill ys nigger newfag
Why it's still in 8teen
there's undeleted cp there too
cuz i'm not a suicidal loser lmao
holy fuck. I know this guy, have for years, fell out of touch in like 2015 when i got off fb.
Thanks for the flashback
Pink vegana, wtf!
nigga was just autistic as fuck but really really funny. started a new wave of post-ironic humor which later inspired pages like "the epic department" and now bled over to normie sphere.
Honestly, looking back ann and that athena bitch seem like honeypots to attract autistes cause they both look 30 and had competing strategies which garnered huge fan bases. idk.
i'm happy i'm not autistic enough to want to fuck any girl that presents as underage
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implying it even has a penetrable size dick
we heard you the first time mate
That fatfuck got to savor Ann's pink cunny
God is cruel
<tfw it's still there
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holy fuck, you mean to say this slob piece of shit fat fuck actually got to stick his chode in pristine preteen pussy
fuck this is the last straw, now I'm legit gonna kill myself
see you fags on hell
13 is gonna get him 26, so I don't see what your problem is. Commit a crime for which you keep the evidence of your own guilt and someone's gonna get ya.
She is 14-15 when they fugg'd, not preteen
She was 13 the first time.
haha, I thought she wanted to escape greece without losing her virginity
seems like she changed her oppinion though. Maybe he a rich boi
only 1 pic of the loli jewess ITT
Holla Forums im disappointed
picked 3 immediately
decided to think it over for several minutes.
Fuck dude thanks. You gave me a choice between two women (although hypothetical, kek) and I chose to be alone. Activated the almonds. Did you mean to do that?
I just care about one thing.
oh I am so happy that she finally found love
their children will be super autistic
Its a very light skinned nigger. Congrats OP you fuck fat negroid subhumans..
WTF, SO HARD RN
i really don't care what some other guy is doing with his dick. I only care about what i am doing with my dick.
I've grown to enjoy my suffering, It's the one thing I get out of bed for in the morning. It's the only thing I know will always be there for me. It's all I know. And I'm happy.
"The mom says her daughter has been traumatized by the rapes."
The social ruckus is what fucked her up.
Because I am slaying a teen pussy. I do about every day, multiple times a day. Honestly, it's not it's all cracked up to be. Yeah it's fun-ish for 30 min or so, but I spend more time than that just eating. It is a bother at times since I make sure she cums first instead of just focusing on blowing my load. I might just have an unnaturally low libido, though, since I was a virgin until 24. She's down for anything though. Been starting to play around with BDSM and ropes. It's ok.
It's the loneliness, and not having someone to watch lame movies with and cuddle up with at night. that sucked.
guys fucking their under aged sisters don't impress me
why would you define yourself by someone else?
Fat greasy 23 y.o. neckbeard hooks up with 13 y.o. autistic looking Jew slut on teh interwebs
Other fat greasy neckbeards shriek in jealous rage
Autistic 13 y.o. Jew slut's Mom learns of relationship, threatens to turn fat neckbeard in if he doesn't pay her shekels.
He pays Kike Mom some shekels, she still turns him in
Now Neckbeard's facing 2 decades in prison getting assfucked by Tyrone's 13 inch black python
Lesson: Don't fuck underage girls. Especially if they're autistic Jewish sluts.
That's the story behind OP's picture, Newfag. The fat dude banged the chick in the pic. He's facing 20 years in prison now. Lurk Moar, faggot!
Page 5 now tbf
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