help? what have i done wong?
Beating my dick
Jacob Taylor
Aaron Bailey
You've suffered a minor stroke.
Jeremiah Scott
but my hand still smells like caramelized cheese and grease
Wyatt Morales
lick it
Wyatt Adams
it doesn't really taste like anything but then again my tongue is all burnt and scratched up
Ayden Baker
you likcked your hand? You stupid fuck, now you got AIDS
Benjamin Sanchez
are you that it was your dick you were jacking off or was it some mexican guy's?
Hudson Parker
yes i am pretty sure it was my dick as am alone in my house and not behind a fucking Home Depot
Julian Roberts
well thanks for the help im going to bed but first here is a recipe for a thing i made tonight
Jaxson Turner
LOL Pickle rick!
Easton Myers
im not even trying to be random its just a very tasty thing i made and /ck/ wouldn't appreciate it
Joseph Long
Why did you smell your cum you fucking weirdo?
Jackson Harris
i didn't i just smelled my hand because it happened to be near my face after a wiped down the mess with my cum rag
Joseph Kelly
ik but seshwan sauce made me think of rick n morty so i posted pickle rick because i though it was funny,
Camden Edwards
Charles Sanchez
Cum is the best scent in the universe
Brody Taylor
basically panang beef. kind of. not really, but use coconut milk in place of half n half and for gods sake put meat and bell peppers in there somehow.
cilantro, lime, and fresh basil will complement what you made quite nicely. add chopped peanuts, chiles, and sliced cherry tomatoes for a garnish.
Blake Nguyen
yes i know what the flavor profiles i'm imitating are
i didn't have any other vegetables or meat
Nicholas Sullivan
Glitch in the Matrix.
Somewhere out there, somebody is complaining to a manager because their quesadilla smells like jizz.
Zachary Adams
Now, that IS funny!
10/10 keks my user friend
Jonathan Moore
mine smells faintly of bleach
i gotta stop eating tide pods
Adrian Gomez
Now that is NOT at all funny, in fact, it's kind of pathetic. There is a reason why girls refuse to talk to you, user…. and here it is.
Isaiah Jackson
wtf man why are you such a bully
it's not my fault that they look like candy
Josiah Cox
I know you are just shitposting, but you are everything that is wrong with your generation. Congratulations - you are the laughing-stock of your whole generation.
How does that make you feel?
Joshua Davis
Christian Ross