Nevar forget

GTFO with your shit camwhore, tbh!

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She posted on Holla Forums you dumb faggot

This is a boy

But you betafags are drooling over her, like the Pavlov dog. And that belongs in Mewch

you wouldn't rape her? faggot

She's cute but she never delivered too much tbh.
Not even a proper Rozelli-tier kissy face.

she's x 100000 better than her
summon her I'll get her to show her tits

no i wouldn't. I would let her suck my dick, but in the dark, so iwouldn't have to look at her face tbh

gay fagfot tbh.

Because i'm not a faggto, unlike you

Who better than who?
Roz > Pupchan?
Pupchan > Roz?

Pupchan is nice but Roz made me cum. Twice.

bet she's got a bigger chin than you

yup, she has

roz is a whore, this one didn't put out but prob because ure all gay and can't make a womyn horny.

how big is his dick?

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How would you make this one horny tbh?
Her favorite subject to talk about are dogs. Come on, let's see.

id take one for the team show her my dogs dick and suck it off

Two or three things instantly come to mind when I see that ridiculous video

- she's a fat, ugly, boring, mediocre pig

- she's obviously not actually a sexual person

- and you're a fucking loser douchebag

I seriously doubt that either you OR her have ever had sex before

And when she finally does have sex (something you're highly unlikely to ever accomplish) she's going to be one of the most disappointing, boring, worthless fat sacks of shit to ever spread her legs.

Only a fucking piece of shit faggot would even stop to think twice about your stupid fucking video, let alone upload it

Wait a minute, who exactly do you want to turn on? Me or her? Maybe if you had a bitch to lick under the tail it'd work better.

FAT

UGLY

BORING

she resembles somebody's thumb

you're a fucking douchebag

t. Virgin who dried up her pussy single handedly

we can have a good ole Holla Forums orgy for nostalgia's sake

this is now a cock rate thread

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t. angry bitter virgin

IF YOU DONT GO ALL THE WAY THEN JUST STOP!

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Opinion discarded.

why are sluts so fucking cringy???

wtf is her problem

10/10 would hold hands.

WHERE IS SHE
I WANT TO SEE HER TITS
I CANT BELIEVE YOU AUTISTS BLEW IT
The fuck did you speak about
The industrial output of the Ottoman empire during WW1?

Who's this bitch?

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Read the thread you lazy faggot

Dog semen is leaking out from my anus.
I'm horny and I just want to look at porn.

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Lol @ you being SO sexually inexperienced that you mistake the awkward predictable cliche gestures of a fat pig with 'being a sexual person'….

She's a boring, ugly, fat, lazy, inexperienced slob….

That dude's got one of the longest, weirdest arms I've ever seen

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Why am I not surprised

Can you elaborate?

this guy gets it.

A thumb, you're really funny. Can I see where you sleep?
I like dancing.

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why am I not surprised?

just because she made an uncomfortable, hurried, insincere gesture as if to suggest giving head or quickly made a parody of grabbing her boob DOES NOT mean the human being in the video is actually a sexually oriented woman….

In fact, the way she does it indicates quite the opposite

as does her insincere, non-dedicated facial expression… And her body and clothing and hairstyle and overall 'aura' demonstrates a usually shy moderate young lady 'playing around' parodying a sexually inclined chick…

You can simply look at her and tell in reality, she's the type that has only fucked around a couple times, and would need to turn the lights off…

She's NOT a sexual person

i can smell the soylent from here

Lol thank you

I try….. I try….

And where I sleep ?…. Pic related

next to my wife

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unoriginal trend following lonely child

We already have the ugly jewess with the disgusting roestie, we don't need another attention whore on this board.

kindly fuck off.

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kill all niggers

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open bobs bb

What's so weird about it ?……

My wife's name is Wendy

and the pic was taken on that date

you're easily amused

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That guy looks like he's got HIV

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BTW

Wendy wants a time stamped shot with "Wendy eats great snatch" written on it

(and she really does) Wendy was a lipstick lesbian for 11 years until I met her)

didnt read lol

Sorry to inform you this way Chad, I'm white.
Not the way you'd like it, I know.

Only redeeming quality.

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Jews aren't white

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Our queen has returned?

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I feel like dancing.

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Wow, Jim is looking real rough these days…

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Lol AIDS isn't anything you'll ever need to worry about, huh ?

After all, it's not like you're ever going to get laid…. Right?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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get the fuck out of here with that ancient pasta, reddit

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He will succumb into despair if you ignore him.

Lol @ the sexless Fatboy who can't differentiate between 'gorilla' and 'guerilla'….

illiterate slob

your mother wants you to clean your room, you fat fucking slob…. or she'll take away your sissy ass video games

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You like memes?

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This is too much. I refuse to believe this is real.

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Lol @ whoever threw together that pathetic 'graphic' also not realizing it's spelled GUERILLA….

so…. I guess it's safe to assume that you geniuses aren't as smart as you think you are?

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didnt read lol

'gorilla'…….

Fucking baboons

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little wofl thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” wofl, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking wofl. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic wofl NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be

Oh, yes you did…. Douchebag

You read every fucking word

Yes, keep endlessly spamming your funny little image macros and viral catchphrases like an incessant little parrot. You'd embarrass yourself if you attempted to form any intellectually stimulating statement with your weak, simple mind.

Go back to 4chan. Please. Please take this request seriously. You need to leave. For Holla Forums's sake. Leave, and come back when you know how to shitpost properly. I'm serious. Take a look inside yourself and realize what you need to do. You need to purge yourself of 4chan before you post here. Okay? I'm fucking serious. Please don't just post more after reading this. Stop posting and listen to me.

Stop. Posting. Holla Forums does not want your fucking iFunny funnyjunk fakebook reposted text/facebook screencaps. We do not want it.

Leave.

didnt read lol

Moar pls. Do something entertaining

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newfag from cuck >>>Holla Forums

RE: PARROT

lol@you using the same word I used that butthurt you so badly

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

Noice

This is, without doubt, truly one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. I am not fucking joking when I say: you are genuinely stupid. I know people say stuff like this a lot on chans without proper evidence… but you have proven amply that you should be removed from the gene pool of humanity. I sincerely apologize to the Universe for your existence. What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

That is quite possibly the most disgusting, ignorant and dumbass thing i've read my entire life, and i've been on these shitholes since day one halfchan. If this planet wants to even remotely reach a vague approximation of what a just and civilized society should be like, people like you should be drowned at birth, or shot in the head once they reach legal age and still refuse to grow a fucking brain and keep typing faggot shit like what you just posted.

this

didnt read lol

Check the jewtube chat, lady. I’m talking to myself

That's ok, I wasn't talking to you. Is it always your policy to tell people about the things you don't have the patience (or reading comprehension?) to digest? If so you must be very busy. There are a lot of people on Holla Forums. I admire your dedication. Myself, I've never read War and Peace, or For Whom the Bell Tolls, among a few other things. I've read a lot of books, the list is probably too long to go into here… particularly with someone who can't make it through 6 paragraphs. Do you read books? Or do you get bored after the first couple of sentences? There's always comic books. They have a lot of pictures, but they do have some words as well. Some people turn their noses up at the comic book (or as it's referred to nowadays - the graphic novel) but not me. I figure a good story is a good story. There are plenty of ways to tell stories, and none are any more valid than others. But that's just my opinion. I'll bet you could read 6 paragraphs if you really put your mind to it. Maybe even more than that. If I were you, I would start small. Let's say you can read one sentence before you fall asleep - well that's a starting point! Gradually build your tolerance day by day. Push yourself to go one small step further each day. By the end of the week you'll be able to read half a page! By the end of the year, perhaps as much as a chapter. Remember to keep your goals achievable and to reward your successes. Within a few short years you might be able to tackle small books intended for children. And you may even develop the capacity to understand what it is you have read. Think of the possibilities! Of course all of this is moot if your intention was simply to be a dick. In that case I'm afraid all the practice in the world will still leave you a dick. Being a dick is like any other handicap. In fact, it can be worse than some. Consider that a man who lacks a leg can wear a prosthetic which functions very much like the leg he may have lost. But there's no prosthetic for your personality. You're stuck with what you've got.

When the poster is a retard such as yourself, i quit after reading the first line. because i know i wont learn aynthing froma guy like (You)

Hey, you….

Yeah…. YOU…..

I'd rather eat a dogshit sandwich than to be part of your sexually & socially failed trendy 'culture'…

You're a lonely, inept, lazy, failed Little boy trapped in a soft out of shape adult male body, who goes to sleep every night all by yourself, and who wakes up in your despondent little smelly bed every mind numbing day, once again, irreversibly alone….

stunted…..

vapid….

inexperienced…..

with no end in sight…….

So afraid of rejection, that you fail due to a fear of failure…. And it's all your own pathetic choice

Look at this. Proof that OP is a cancerous homosexual who can't handle having his feelings hurt. Wherever OP is, he must also ERP/shitpost and be as autistic as posible. There's virtually no difference between OP and furfags and bronies. It's all the same cancer. All homosexuals, all autistic, and except for furfags all obsessed with femininity and wanting to be the little girl. Why do we even tolerate OP anymore?

Hahaha sure you do….. Sure…..

You are incapable of even fooling yourself, and you're certainly not fooling me… Not for a minute….

didnt read lol

You’re missing out, anons

Are you brain dead or just 12? Maybe you're just some housewife on her period that needs something random to complain about? In which case, here's an idea; go complain to your doctor that you're a stupid fucking twat.

As a courtesy, I'll give you a heads up on what the doctor will recommend:

A) Locked away in a mental asylum for Clinical Stupidity

B) Locked away in a prison for being a dipshit in general

C) Locked away in a gas chamber to be cleansed with the rest of the braindead

D) Banned from the internet for life and have all your pudgy sausage fingers cut off with a steak knife so there is 0 possibility of ever infecting the world wide web with your utter lack of anything valuable, you total embodiment of retardation

tl;dr: fucking kill yourself

Regards,

Someone Far Smarter Than You?

Whatever makes you feel better, dude.

literally just me and you fam

In contrary to you, I have things to archive in life and real internet friends to hang out with. But no, you have to prove yet again that your word isn't worth jack shit and you should never be trusted, because trolling Holla Forums is all you have left

I would but I gave up streaming video content for Lent

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literally missing the point of lent

youtube.com/watch?v=MDO6AFK6sZM

SHE'S LIVESTREAMING, GTFIH LADS

I don't think so, kike

post boobs I'll post mine and my dogs dick

I can mash my hard hairy nipple on the keyboard and come up with a better insult, you melted jizz-candle fuckstick twatwaffle. Go use a live piranha as a fleshlight. You were supposed to be a stain on the sheets, but now you're a stain on society. It's sheeple like you who blindly suck the jizz from their misinformation cock.

RESPOND TO QWEEN!!!

Checked.
OP looks kikey.

GET IN HERE BOYOS

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Hey Johnny
You stopped going to the normalfag 4cuck r9k?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little wofl thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” wofl, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking wofl. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic wofl NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

amazingly based dance

your wife is sexy
body shots?
do u share ur wife?
has she tried BBC?

not this crosseyed whore again!

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bump

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/ourguy/

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Its time to get put on the "'"She didn't show us her tits list'''"

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Why do i feel like i know this girl from soemwhere. I bet she loves in florida.

BASTE OVERINDULGENT SOCIALIST WHO CANT SPEAK ENGLISH WITH A FOLLOWING OF 22 YEAR OLD WEED SMOKING TRANSVESTITE FAGGOTS EMPLOYED AT THEIR UNIVERSITY COFFEE STAND!
BASTE!