DIY Sextoy

The only store in town is Home Depot. What do you buy, and what sex toy do you make out of it?

i order one off amazon instead

Cordless drill
PVC pipe
Rubber cement
Bubble wrap
WD-40

All you need fam.

I go online and get a sextoy there

a single bottle of gorilla glue

Forgot to mention that it's the 1980's.

I rape Harvey the door greeter.

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What are you, some kind of faggot?

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oh shit no homo


raccoonlights are the shit tbh fam

It's okay to look them in the eyes romantically and kiss them. It's also okay to cuddle them afterwards, just don't forget to say the words.

You're gonna need a bag of gummy bears to get the kid into the trap.

can you please keep your gay shit out of this thread?

do your part to tear down the matriarchy!
down with womyns!

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forgot to sage

How are you gonna get your dick to fit?

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DELETE THIS RYAN

I keep my Homosexuality completely repressed, but being 100% honest women are boring when you compare them to men.

also some other things:


if I can find it:

What's the fertilizer for user?

Well, you can't argue with that I guess

Is this some way to build a robowaifu?

DIY Surface-to-air missile

Hi there!

true but women have nicer tits and they do have pussies instead of cocks, so they win.

Sexy

ducktape
glue
6 2x4
a drill
7light bulbs
45 nails
1 hispanic
9 bibles
2 iron croses
75 crystals 1mm in total area
7 shotgun shots
and 1 Austro-Hungarian empire

Are you gay?