How Do You Cope With Cum Guilt?

All I feel after I masturbate is a deep sense of remorse and loss, as if a small part of me dies inside with each ejaculation.

Go to church on Sunday.

The fuck are you masturbating to that makes you feel so guilty?

Everything except the one thing I want to cum inside.

It just makes me sleepy as fuck.

endorphine crash
perfectly normal, don't worry about it
go drink something or smoke a cig, it will pass in a couple minutes

You'll get over that with time. Eventually you won't even feel like fapping much at all, which is nice.

Just fap after you cum, retard

Same thing happpens to me as the cum starts fo flow, I instantly lose my delusion and reality sets in. I've fucked my own ass with things before, and after I cum I want to wash off and erase my fucked asshole. This is why I wouldn't let a femdom in black latex fuck me with a strapon because once I would orgasm I would lose all will to what I was doing and then lose my mind and kill myself.

Stop wanking to pictures of cartoon children for a start.

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You should feel guilty.

Masturbation is telepathic rape. Prove me wrong.

Protip: you literally can't

If you eat it, then it just goes back into your body and gets recycled. So you aren't actually losing anything.

I planned to do a 20 days nofap in attempt to reach a no hands no homo orgasm.
11th day today, came in bed to dreams about watching porn.
Not sure if I succeeded or not, but I must say it was worth it.
That orgasm was intense. I woke up refreshed too.

It’s biology fucking you over.
It’s designed to keep you from enjoying sex so much you don’t do anything else.
So after you cum you feel guilt to make you provide for the women. But when you fap theirs nothing but sweet sweet emptiness.

I literally cannot. You just got mind-lested

NO FAP

nice nigger kid

Stop fapping you moron

The French call an orgasm 'the littlea death'.

So basically you just need to stop being French and everything will be fine.

Fap to something more majestic like the idea of the future mother of your children and how you will defend the world for her etc. Make it a vidya game in your head.

stop masturbating

It usually makes me feel relieved, then maybe hungry.

There is no guilt, you must be reacting to cultural constructs that you have internalized somehow.

lel, I feel like my brain is exploding every time and interestingly my sex drive has never been greater than now. 10 years ago I was a teenager and only fapped maybe once a day, then in my early 20s maybe twice per weak but now nearing my 30s I do it 4 or 5 times per day easily.

jesus christ this meme is fucking dead, get on board man.

I fap to shit that I don't enjoy, for example, I don't allow myself to fap to lucky star, but I allow myself to fap to naruto true story. That is probably where the guilt is coming from is fapping to shit you actually enjoy instead of shit you don't even watch.

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Y-you too

perhaps

Now, when you say cracker…

Protip: protip isn't a meme. Not everything is a meme. Sometimes conventions are actually useful and have staying power beyond being cheap jokes.

I didn't clarify;
"protip: you can't" is definitely a meme

It's a timeless way to say "nuh uh" in a disdainful way, not a passing fad.

It is definitely a passing fad, and it almost passed until you brought it back.

Take care not to overdo your bating. You can develop a zinc, copper and selenium deficiency, losing them with your cumshots. Better take some suplement for that.

ftw

This just makes me want to paint the ceiling red, tbh.

why is this me too