Have you ever asked for advice or tips from someone and was ignored or laughed at because they thought you were trying to be funny?
Hey [YouTuber]! I watch all your videos[…]I wanted to ask on how to get a girlfriend if I am too shy[…]I have a 3inch penis which makes me insecure[…]Thank you
The same thing happened when I went to see my doctor. I told her I was having problems and mocked me when I explained what I was suffering from. She just ignored me and laughed. This is why Im such a piece of shit. Nobody ever takes me seriously.
Yes. That is common, OP. Especially when you are asking for advice on a board that is not /adv/. We are not ignoring you or laughing at you because we think you are trying to be funny. We are ignoring you or laughing at you because you are retarded.
Austin Nelson
she sounds fucking based, like black trump supporters.
Benjamin Moore
I'll give you two then we'll both be average lmao.
But seriously though fuck that bitch, hate women like that but if you talked shit about her pussy, they'd scream sexism.
Ayden Moore
get a load of this guy
Joseph Collins
3DPD operate on a different wavelength, don't ask for advice from them, they know nothing useful, and you'd shown a weakness in front of them, a big no-no with 3DPD if you care about 3DPD that much, you're going to just have to get a well paying job, if you want sex, but that point you'd want to start thinking of 3DPD as disposable fleshlights, meaning you'll have to get over the value you have placed on them, meaning the well paying job was all for not
Henry Cox
What the fuck is wrong with you? Of course she's going to laugh it off. Why would you even bring your dick into the equation?
"Getting" a girlfriend is more than just having a big dick, you dingus. That's why she thought you were joking. And you fucking LED with that?
The fact that you're willing to look for advice means you're not beyond hope, but FFS man, nobody wants to talk to a stranger about their dick right off the bat.
Daniel Campbell
You don't need a girlfriend. Overcome your programming.
Easton Fisher
This.
Sorry OP about your dick, but stop feeling bad about yourself and get a good job, then it won't matter what your dick size is. Only thing that matters is your wallet size.
And if you're that bummed about it just date a real asian (from asian not American asian) and she'll be moaning for your superior American penis lol.
Mason Thomas
Yea, people are assholes OP, stop asking for advice from humans and use wikihow instead, that's what I do.