Suicide

What are good reasons to kill yourself?

To not give away secrets.

Socrates also killed himself in a justified way.

Overpopulation.

The desire to entertain others.

You're on your last bullet and you've already spent all the others taking down an entire parade of faggots.

Someone is trying to dishonor or enslave you and you're too stoic for that shit so you end yourself.

Most of all; because it's the only truly free choice you will ever make.

Anything, its your life do as you see fit

boredom
pain
Trump's election
curiosity
fucking anything

Do what you want man. We've got no room for people who aren't sure if they want to be alive on this planet.

Ask yourself what you have t olive for. If the answer is nothing, there you are.

There are no good reasons.

Even Archimedes didn't kill himself when he knew to be living his last moments as his city was captured.

your race dying

Archimedes didnt die though. Using his theory of displacement, he harnessed the volume of the invading army to displace himself into the sky and float to safety.

It seems like that would quickly compound the problem though.

Not if you're Trump.

1. Board owner of Holla Forums.

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That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time on this forsaken place. Thank you!

fug :-DDD

If you enjoy making a big mess that somebody else has to clean up.

when the future isn't going to improve and you're quality of life will be unbearable.

but tbh fam you should take as many people with you as you can. blow up a children's hospital and you'll be remembered forever.

That chart is preposterous. It's obviously constructed to keep people from becoming an heros, and thereby makes itself useless.

The only valid reason in the thread so far.

It is also not even true.
Many of those figures (time/agony) are completely fabricated and not even close to the truth.

Don't do it man it'll fuck up your K/D ratio

Shotgun to head:
time = instantaneous
agony = 0

A shotgun slug travels at 1250 feet per second. The fastest nerve cells only travel at 350 fps. Pain receptor nerve cells only travel 1.5 fps. Sucking a shotgun slug will have your brains spread out over the wall long before any pain signals can reach it.
Same thing with jumps from height, just make sure it is high enough and that you land head first.

Handgun to head is a little less of a sure thing unless you know what you are doing.

Carbon Monoxide(CO) and Carbon Dioxide (CO2) deaths (auto exhaust/bag over head) are equally painless because you are unconscious well before any nerves indicate anything is wrong. Essentially, you just fall asleep and never wake up.

Related note: Most deaths in housefires result not from flames or heat, but from CO poisoning. By the time fire reaches you, you are already dead.

Interesting that slit throat is on the list but slit wrists are not. Probably because you can ice your wrists to numbness, slit them painlessly and be dead before the feeling returns.