Why do boomers love their fucking television so much? It's like an altar to them.
Why do boomers love their fucking television so much? It's like an altar to them
Jaxson Foster
Logan Sanders
Why do millennials love their fucking smartphones so much? It's like a god to them.
Aaron Cox
Why do Holla Forumsastards love touching their fucking benis so much? It's like a god to them.
Evan Martinez
why do you love your parents house so much? Its like you can't buy your own
Ian Gray
Do not speak such blasphemy user. Now bend over and accept the holy benis
Colton Gonzalez
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Isaac Garcia
Because they are NPCs only there to annoy you.
Obviously, it's working.
Julian Peterson
because their boomer parents were busy watching CSI
Jeremiah Richardson
I own my own house, and my parents are dead.
How does that you feel, millenial Scum?
Liam Smith
Why are you saying that like it's an achievement lmao.
Logan Kelly
I never mentioned how they died, you fucktard
Kayden Brooks
t. killed them
Anthony Anderson
Why would you assume that, (You) degenerate worm-infested sack of lark's vomit?
Thomas Richardson
You seem pretty stoked on it. I mean, I wouldn't be very stoked if my folks died.. Awfully suspicious if you ask me.
David Gutierrez
It's not how they died, it's the fact that they are no longer living and part of my life, (You) ass-sniffing screaming faggot!
Connor Brown
That is awfully descriptive. Did somebody sniff your arse, user?
Joshua Bennett
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Jose Cruz
one’s peers are the vaccuous, myoptic, navel-gazing, stupid, medacious, depressing, boring, ennervating, and pathetic effluvia of the late-capitalist milleau, as is oneself and one’s parents. one seeks their respect only to find it is stupidity, one seeks their friendship to find it is stupidity. we seek something beyod the purely inane to find that inanity, absurdity, and stupidity is the medium in which one moves
Ian Diaz
You were an unwanted pregnancy, weren't you?
Michael Phillips
Why do I love your mom's pussy so much? It's like cock to you.
Henry Brown
kill the boomers
Noah Johnson
Whooooo are you?
who who
who who
whooooo are you?
who who who who?
Dylan Sanders
OP, what you're not gonna watch The Game?
Josiah Foster
Idk about him but my parents abused the shit out of me and I look forward to their death.
Hudson Wright
cell phones have internet access. The internet is like tv but interactive and allows you to exspand your knowlege and shit post on Holla Forums. stalk lolis .
memes
Gavin Lopez
Same reason you love imageboards.
Sebastian Butler
why do millenials love their fucking computer so much it is like their altar
why do gen z love their fukken smarphones so much …