NEW INTERNET RULES

bigot

NO DATAMINING THREADS

No furry porn

THIS

everyone is a jew

Sabotage the members of your community so they in turn sabotage your community.

Absolute genius.

No anti-Trump threads

anthropophilic ape-cunt

Disable TOR posting

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I agree

pedo

Disable VPN/proxies posting

no more attention whoring threads from dysnomia and his vols.

muh pedo
GOT EM

NO MORE ROZELLI THREADS

muh child fucking
lel

What's wrong with you?

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Their Our Know Rules

ITT: newfags who don't understand the difference between the rules of teh internets and those of 8ch/b/

No thanks.

stay retarded anonymous.

pedophobic nazi

REALLY?

stay mad kiddie fucker

Nice board.

Truly… Holla Forums confirmed sub 100 IQ. What age do we live in.

I only adhere to the RULES OF NATURE

You can't just stick a dude in woman's clothing and claim it's a trap m8, that's not how it works.

all fucking niggers must fucking hang.

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Yes it does, some boys just look better than others.

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ITT: pedo bait and attention whoring

If I this wasn't stickied I would sage your shitty thread

==1) It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.

I find it really impressive that the fat nigress can throw a table across the room.

There's a strict criteria and the vast majority of "traps" don't make the cut

Kek

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stop
falling
for
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bait
threads
dys-daddy
and
his
minions
make
just
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a shitstorm
just
to
get
PPH

7) You will never have sex.

Well you don't see whether or not she's all out of energy afterwards. I assume that was the most physical demanding thing she did in years.

not everyone is in your gay porn dicsord user.

>Im not gay, I have standards

Here's another reply so you can pretend like Holla Forums isn't dying. Even the pedos don't want to shit your board up because it's already fucked.

Rule #69) The interneyt is always for porn

OP here. this thread is for:
RULES OF THE INTERNET.
not for Holla Forums or Holla Forums. These rules apply to the entire internet.

this but unironically tbh

rule 69

ganganam style !!

XD

faggot

Feels Bad

Well she can still throw a table across the room. I wonder how heavy that was.

this is now a furry thread

"This but unironically" is goon speak.

er

qw

rt

zj

Rule #2): If it exists, you must fap to it

rg

qa

i got it from here and no one called them out so i figured it was alright tbh

Hitler unironically did nothing wrong

STOP THE SPAM FAGGOT

Rule X

Think freely

But can she portray a vampire?

You do realize anyone can just filter your shit with two clicks?

I always feel a huge rage surging inside of me if see one of those obey caps.

this won't bring her back, user.

How is it looking?

4) rei is best girl

4. You have to go back

5) omegle cares more about my freedom of speech than 4cuck.

everyone is a nigger unless proven otherwise

Wisdom.

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5) Anonymous is dead, and we killed it
6) 4chan is dead
7) What the dead do is no concern to the living

This one is a must!

THIS FFS

These i guess

Needs to stay, not enough anons obey it

simple, effective, powerful

Yeah it's been said a lot but it's important and it's history

The internet is a lot edgier now, the rules need to bee a bit edgier imo to suit

BUY GOLD

8) Uriel was right
9) No one cares about GNU/Linux except internet people
10) Shut up about UNIX and go outside

Behind every post, there is always a (((JEW)))

If you keep banning my posts I will hand out flyers at Starbucks.

WHEN YOU SUPPORT Holla Forums YOU SUPPORT THE RAPE OF CHILDREN

Would you believe that the largest gathering of Pedophiles are at one website? It’s called 8ch.net. Hosted by Jim Watkins an American on the run (Tax Fraud) living in the Philippines, a well known haven for Pedophiles. Watkins also runs a “pig farm” in a remote location along with the website and N.T. Technology.

In order to make a proper and factually correct accusation, proof must be provided. The boards are not just some “MAP” discussion but actual promotion of pedophilia including rape and violence against children. Caution is advised as some of the following will likely cause emotional distress.

Holla Forums has 13 boards devoted to promoting pedophilia. Most of the time the posts skirt US law. With actual child pornography posted frequently until they are removed by moderators. In addition, Holla Forums also features 4 other boards promoting rape, snuff and beastiality.

8ch.net/younglove
Political and other discussions of how to as well as making it legal to rape your children

8ch.net/bl
Pics and fantasies of raping boys

8ch.net/tot
Grotesque board about raping and torturing toddlers
Here’s a sample that is by far the worst thing I’ve
ever seen on the internet. 8ch.net/tot/res/1312.html

Screenshot in case it’s taken down.

8ch.net/in
Celebration of incest

8ch.net/delicious
As in “cake” referring to pre-teen girls

8ch.net/loli
Cartoons featuring rape, murder and torture of children

8ch.net/creep
Stalkers or “Creepers” posting pics, creepy fantasies and personal info of young girls
taken from social media sites.

8ch.net/yg
As in “young”. Pedophiles posting pics of girls they wish to molest.

8ch.net/8teen
Pics of teens that mostly not 18+

8ch.net/ss
Adult women molesting young boys.

8ch.net/shota
Topic of Boys being raped by Adult men.

8ch.net/waifuist
Creepers posting pics and fantasies of pre-teen and tween girls.

8ch.net/b
A “random” board that tolerates frequent pedophile related postings.
And its users think a girl eating live mice is “pretty”.
8ch.net/b/res/7763535.html

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Other boards

8ch.net/rape
Pics, Vids and vulgar fantasies of rape, torture and murder of girls and women.

8ch.net/gore
Lunatics posting pics, vids and fantasies of death, torture and murder.

8ch.net/r73
Or “SnuffR73”
“Gore, sex, sadism, torture”. The mentally ill proclaiming death and torture pics as erotica.

8ch.net/zoo
Stomach wrenching board about rape and torture of Animals.

Nobody gives a fuck smiley.

BRING BACK ID'S, SO WE CAN FILTER THIS FUCKER

11) OP is a faggot
12) Don't be OP
13) Don't be a faggot
14) Tripfags are attentionwhores
15) Rule 14 is best ignored only on rarity
16) Never direct-link the website, even amongst your peers
17) IRC is not dead
18) Vintage Memes are good only for nostalgia
19) Athiests are stupid, agnostics are better
20) There is a level of normalfag below reddit

not happening because jews won

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1) D
2) A
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4) H
5) I
6) E
7) B
8) E
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10)T
11)P
12)O
13)N
14)Y

DASHIE BEST PONY

Hi Pedo.

12 13 14 15 17 18 19 are garbage

Atheists are correct, you just hate being wrong

THIS

As I just found out, that will lead to some WEIRD results.

*Tips Fedora and jacks off to Jordan Peterson*

doesnt work

I think we can adopt Rule 34 without any changes.

Jordan Peterson is trying to preserve the corpse of Christianity, atheists generally aren't fans.

Dash is ADHD tard bait.

:^(

yeah this

if u wanna fuck samba/nala are u a pedo zoophile or just a furry, or all at the same time?

You know I'm right.
The only normal pony is Rarity.

will someone ban the spam faggot? Its geting annoying

I like Rarity's swag too, I mean, it's not so simple picking faves and obvs they cycle.

no because pph

I made this so far

1 Their our know rules2 We don't even have enough computer3 Traps are always gay4 You have to go back5 Anonymous is dead, and we killed it6 4chan is dead7 What the dead do is no concern to the living8 Uriel was right9 No one cares about GNU except internet people10 Shut up about UNIX and go outside11 OP is a faggot12 Don't be OP13 Don't be a faggot, faggot14 Attentionwhores are faggots15 Tripfags are faggots16 Never hard-link the website, even amongst your peers17 IRC is not dead, dicsord is cancer18 Vintage memes are only good for nostalgia19 Fedoras need to go back20 There is a leel of normalfag below reddit

:^(___)

leel

nobody buys into your crappy biased propaganda

this

MEGATRIPS LOL XD

running out of excuses.

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ur garbage

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not too bad at all

14.Never trust Jews

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1. Do not talk about Holla Forums
2. Do NOT talk about Holla Forums
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost it always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated
27. Always question a person's sexual prefrences without any real reason
28. Always question a person's gender - just incase it's really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
33. Lurk more - it's never enough
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weaboo
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
46. There is always furry porn of it.
47. The pool is always closed.

Nice man

you, I like you.

One thing that worries me about liberal advocates fighting for higher minimum wage is that it will probably lead to UBI, which is the ultimate form of fascist oppression, but clouded in a sea of market deliverance and absolute consumer culture, if automation gets to a point were human labour becomes obselete, then it makes sense for corporations to never hire humans, it would be easier to sum up the annual amount of wages they would get and just give it to them on a plate in weekly or monthly packages, while they don't work, I mean this type of welfare sounds good at first, but you will literally never be able to move up the ladder economically at the hand of corporate and statist cattling. I hear liberals and conservatives agree with eachother on UBI, it's clear that this is the capitalist end-game, time to abandon earth.

Think I'm done with our first working draft

1 Their our know rules2 We don't even have enough computer3 Traps are always gay4 You have to go back5 Anonymous is dead, and we killed it6 4chan is dead7 What the dead do is no concern to the living8 Uriel was right9 No one cares about GNU except internet people10 Shut up about UNIX and go outside11 OP is a faggot12 Don't be OP13 Don't be a faggot, faggot14 Attentionwhores are faggots15 Tripfags are faggots16 Never hard-link the website, even amongst your peers17 IRC is not dead, dicsord is cancer18 Vintage memes are only good for nostalgia19 Fedoras need to go back20 There is a level of normalfag below reddit21 Uncle Paul is always right22 That person you're talking to with stupid responses and broken English is a 15 year-old High-School student23 He is a better shitposter than you, summerfag24 World is a fuck25 Let's All Love Lain26 Holla Forums is dead only if you let it Holla Forumse27 Stay in your containment board28 Behind every post, there is a (((Jew)))29 Tide Pods are tasty. Eat one, faggot.30 There are no girls on the internet31 If there are girls on the internet, they are camwhores who use twitter32 If there are girls on your parts of the internet, they are trannies33 If there are girls, demand TITS or GTFO34 If it exists, there is porn of it -- NO EXCEPTIONS35 If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made36 The more beautiful a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it37 GET YOUR SHITTY FETISH OUT OF MY GAME38 CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR 'COOL'39 EVEN IN CRUISE CONTROL YOU HAVE TO STEER40 Nothing on the internet is sacred41 Things in real life are sacred42 Remember the lessons from Chanology43 Praise "Bob"44 Praise "Kek"45 On a long enough timeline, the life-expetency rate drops to zero46 Democracy dies in darkness47 We are the bringers of said darkness48 Laugh at lolcows, but heed them as cautionary tales49 Encyclopedia Dramatica is dead50 There is always furry porn of it51 Pop-Furs are cancer52 Normalfags ruin things53 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT54 Chicken Tendies are a great dinner55 Vaporwave is the wave of the future56 Yes, people go on the internet just to tell lies57 We are a hurtbox, and our memetics is unique to the Internet at large58 Worship the Memetic Religion59 Let's all love lain60 Mark sucks

my brother.

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Lain is shit tbh

you're a brainlet stop posting

Rule 61, or perhaps I should replace another rule like Rule 29 with it

rule 1: no rulecuckery

Thanks, there are some good ones in there.

Woops. oh well.

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47 Smug is the ultimate rebuttle to any argument possible

always

ya goddamn right

You have to have an IQ of at least 100 to be on the internet. Yes that is average, but I'm willing to bet most retards on the internet are retarded.

LOOKING GOOD
Sadly this will never happen

Bretty gud shart, user. Some ideas, though.
27. Keep your cancer in it's appropriate containment board. When using a board, remember: use it, don't abuse it.
49. ED isn't dead, but it sure as fuck can't get it up anymore. Fuck Zaiger.
50-51. Furries and their porn are cancer.
61. Clop = Furry porn
62. Keep internet culture out of real life conversations, chan related conversations off the interwebs, Holla Forums related conversations off of other boards, and the weird fetishes you enjoy like that amputee trash you're into off of everything.
63. Don't complain that the internet has disgusting things on it, it's static pixels on screen.
64. If it's irl cp, report it; don't be surprised if your favorite site gets shutdown if you don't.
65. Seriously, report it; that stuff screws a kid's mind up badly, so stopping the people making the slop helps prevent them from abusing more kids.
Hope that helps. Seriously though, most people use a few boards, which is fine if they don't start spamming it with junk from other boards, like how some kept spamming news boards with loli. Also:
3. Traps are always gay.
Smart mate. Finally, it can be a rule.

Bernie would have won

The tripfag seems to have the more-official one.

Kennedi is cancer

My bad, should've looked first.

"[…]because I said so"

They're happening right now.

Dead memes are dead

So we ban irl cp and get on with our lives. Report it when you see it. I'm pretty sure the pedo boards are fbi honeypots anyway.

47.Dig
48.Bury Me

47.Cumming to the Bogdanov twins is true enlightenment
48.Banhammer is real and dys is Thor

HEBEs ARE PEDOs

Do it user

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49 HOPEBISCUIT IS A FUCKING JEW

Anyones that disagress with you, is a Nazi

t. nazi

GOOD ONE
Now this
AGATHA IS THE ONLY PURE AND MIGHTY JEWESS ON THE INTERNET S

you mean Anne Frank?

you mean rozelli?

They're both shit. See rule 16

(((test)))

How come this can't be added?

1.) Never ask questions.
a.) Only exception; if you already know the answer.
2.) It gets worse.
a.) It always gets worse.

Those are personal rules that I live by.

>NB4 "Go back to 4chang." We're all from Halfcuck. That's how we got here.

Kek

Indeed the INTERNET deserves a queen

2D better than 3D, our queen must be 2D. Fuck the 3DPD an Jewphiles.

47. Fuck them if they can't take a joke
48. If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal

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Implying that Agatha can't be a 2d jewfu

You can't just rewrite the rules as if they never existed.

Addendum 1:>>7801098
Traps are not gay.

Addendum 2: OP is always a faggot.

The very idea of internet rules is antithetical to the designed purpose of the internet. Its very architecture is structured such that the only rules are those assigned by each individual end user. I don't know why this is such a hard concept for people to recognize. It is at the very heart of why it is impossible to truly secure anything online, impossible to keep people from blocking elements that you want to force them to see (ads), and impossible to control content. It was deliberately and specifically designed to make those things impossible, and after almost half a century of effort it remains the practical, empirical reality.

So this thread is really more pointless than Dysnigger's testicles.

Sure we can. We can't have 4cuck having control of the internet with the (now dead) rules that we originally created ourselves.

t. huge newfaggot

FUCK YOUR RULES NIGGER

The "Rules of te Internet" are nothing more than a NAP-like document, newfags

Alright I'm finished. Thanks for the help, great thread! Mods, thanks for the sticky!

WE'RE BACK

Terrible but I like it, since it's OC.

Wow, your intellectual arguments completely exposed the flaws in my statement. I never expected that mere name-calling would be so compelling in the face of facts.
/sarcasm

Seriously, if you can't think of anything to say to dispute what I said why go through the effort of typing anything at all? It just makes you look stupid.

Hardly. Didn't he just copy down what every other user said? That isn't OC. That is nothing more than making pasta.

It's just another ploy to increase pph and board activity and that's what Holla Forums stickys have been reduced to. This is an undeniable fact. It's not revising some shitty "old rules," it's about trying to revive this dying board. Pedos aren't even posting here anymore. Face it, Holla Forums is dying.

The image itself is considered "OC."

This isn't IRC, kid.

These rules aren't the rules you newfags think of, like site rules, or government laws. These rules are the Natural Law that dictate how the internet operates. They are irrefutable, much like nature. Go on, try and refute one of them. You won't be able to.

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half chan is the normie chan

Newfags don't even know the concept/meme of the NAP. That's what this is for us, that's all it is.

If there is porn of it, it exists.

Andy Kaufman is still alive

t. newfags
back in old days OC was very collaborative

When everyone is a kike, nobody is.

not me

If it wasn't for the Hebrew Master Race, we would not even have the internet.

BAD

talk this to 4chan's mods ,janitors and admins

If it wasn't for the "Hebrew Master Race", we would not have rapefugee in Europa

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