Pre-Debate Hype Thread II

There's not much going around. Second debate is tonight of October 9 burger time. Post upcoming streams and channel meme magic.

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youtube.com/watch?v=gDZ8adCc3nQ
dailywire.com/news/9585/9-times-hillary-clinton-threatened-smeared-or-amanda-prestigiacomo
twitter.com/wikileaks/status/784590390112419844
wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/927
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youtu.be/OxBwKse25zQ
youtube.com/watch?v=f6-2f31E_SY
cytu.be/r/neetuprising
wikileaks.com/clinton-emails/emailid/18539
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_constant
youtube.com/watch?v=FPRCvfhKTJM
archive.fo/SZMFK
wikihow.com/Be-a-Skinhead
twitter.com/armednl/status/785262422504407040
facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/10157857037430725/
youtube.com/watch?v=Izi_rs0UA-8

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youtube.com/watch?v=XIE41wqWXy8
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twitter.com/MisterMetokur
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somebody is doing the raping
and it's bill

oh shit it's tonight? sweet.

GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY

Eyes from around the world will be watching. Fucking annihilate her Trump or the future is fucked.

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He will grab her by the pussy.

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I love this became a meme, and so close to him being elected too. Also, I presume this joke has been made, but "Grab Her by the pussy", I presume that refers to how Bill has pretty much fucked hillary in Debates. Not Literally, of course.

7 HOURS 30 MINUTES

Something I came across in my travels:

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smbxIOjNp0I&sns=tw

Let's hope it's real.

how much time left? 7 hours?

7 hours 23 minutes

Opening statement

Rev up the Twitter accounts, boys!
Just made mine, @shadilay7

Where is the best place to watch this without interruptions? Does c span stream it? Info wars? Don't YT streams get pulled?

Helping the Jews again asshole?

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Wasser? What are you thinking?

have the talking points been released?

Talking points:
Issues of Trump saying offensive things about women.
Issues about rape and why Trump is a rapist.
Issues about why Trump is still a racist and sexist.
Issues about which animal each of the candidate would be if they were one.

Either the C-SPAN youtube channel or the C-SPAN website. I have found that the youtube stream is better.

I didn't make the meme, lad.

Nigga, that's the million dollar question. Hilldawg's probably got 'em. Nice webm too
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Trump shared another video with three of Bill's victims. He's going to do it. He's actually going to do it, the madman

I can't believe Hillary's campaign is actually opening this can of worms. She's giving Trump full justification to expose the rape cover-ups. What a bunch of morons.

How many Hill Plants will directly ask Trump "why are you sexist?"

All of them.

Will I make as much money as a man, and can I do what I want with my own body?

Coughing Fit
Pants of Shit

"Grab Her Pussy"

coughing fit, pants of shit

Only if you work as hard as a man. Regarding your body, those pissflaps are now public property

Every shill will use it, since it's a recent thing for Trump. This entire debate is probably rigged against him and he has every right to hold nothing back now. The Hillary supporters have nothing that can stick to him tonight if he plays all of his points correctly, since they use the "Trump's a sexist" shit all the time. Also, those fact checkers from the first debate will be anally annihilated when they are forced to report about rape and rape coverups.

There are three overall things someone can do at any point during a debate
1) discuss policy
2) attack other candidate
3) defend yourself


(1) is Trump's strong point. Whenever he talks about what he wants to do (build wall, protectionism, muslim ban, stop fucking around in the middle east, etc) his support rises. During the last debate, Lester did his best to make sure most of these things weren't really discussed. Trump needs to talk about them anyway, even if he needs to ignore the moderator and talk about them even when not questioned about them.

(2) is what he should be doing instead of defending himself, like during the last debate. It's much better to be on the offensive than the defensive. This doesn't really require explanation

(3) is something you want to spend as little time as possible doing. Not only do you look bad anyway if you spend your time explaining why an accusation is unfounded, but it takes away time from the things you SHOULD be doing: talking about your policies and attacking the opponent.

So if Trump can lay out his populist policies while sidestepping attacks and throwing them back instead of wasting his time defending himself against pointless bullshit, he's golden. I hope he understands what he needs to do, rather than get tricked into taking bait and chasing his own tail again.

THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS TALKING ABOUT POLICY.=
This is why people are voting for him in the first place. The media wants to do their best to focus on pointless shit like muh tax returns and muh pussy grabbing. Ignore that shit, talk about deporting beaners and restoring american industries.

I agree. he should emphasize policy but whenever they try to fling shit at Trump, he should attack back in kind, call her out on her bullshit and then transition his mud-slinging into a policy statement on how he'd make the country better. Make her look like a petty, delusional bitch that thinks she's clean when she's covered in shit.

not sure why he would have apologized for a faked video

GIVE ME A COUNTDOWN WE NEED A COUNTDOWN FOR MAXIMUM HYPE

Exactly. He can discuss popular policies while clinton is forced to be on the defensive and look shady the entire time.

That's what he NEEDS to do.

PRAISE KEK!

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3v1

Remember that these traitors are our representatives. They work for us, and they aren't doing their jobs. The PEOPLE put Trump in this position and with record shattering support. They are supposed to be our public servants and they are now playing with fire.

COUNT OUR BALLOTS OR COUNT OUR BULLETS

These flags exist for a reason…

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>tfw won't even get to play the new final fantasy before the happening

Hot OC fresh out the (((oven)))

:^)

wew

St. Louis reporting in. The debate is less than a mile from my house and black SS helicopters are circling my neighborhood. tanks in 30

Any of you goyim gonna meet up and check out the scene?

TBH nothing about rape should come up at all especially from Trump. He should only do it when the judge and Clinton team up against him. When they get working up start getting combative he should drop a "I didn't have sexual relations with that women but according to your news I did.''

1) Don't murder me, but I think Hillary is better on that, as far as presentation goes. She's much better at memorizing a dossier and she probably already knows the questions.
2/3) Problem here is that he's not going 1 on 1 against Hillary. Hillary can end with an attack and the moderator immediately jumps to another attack.
Don't get me wrong, I think he'll do well, but the deck is stacked against him and attacking more than defending is not as easy as it sounds. I hope Farage has been tough on him because he's a great orator.

9/10 cuck advice, gj

I really hope trump has something big for this debate

HIS APOLOGIES

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Imagine if Ivanka was your mummy and you got to suck on those big fat tits

Any idea what kind of people they let in to the actual debate? Keep your eyes peeled, nigger. check for any BLM, Shillary, or any other suspect buses

with a second moderator i doubt this debate will be as biased & rigged as the last, twice as many people to bribe (hillary having the questions in advance, signaling for her turn to speak). but really, it's hard to imagine it'll be worse than last time… trump needs to realize how much more these debates are rigged against him as opposed to the ones in the primary, he needs to work harder at giving his real message because the moderators aren't going to ask him about it

I heard they're only letting students on the campus, shame since I lost my WashU id a few years ago and wanted to walk around there with a Trump shirt on today

www.uspresidentialelectionnews.com/2016-debate-schedule/2016-presidential-debate-schedule/

I really hope Trump brings up Bill's past and tries to stick it to the Shill, after all of the shit they started over the past few days. I don't know what to think if he doesn't.

have some aesthetic nonsense in preparation of tonight's hopeful anal annihilation

youtube.co/watch?v=1vx3_2ks5qQ
this "file already exists" thing is absolute shit

WHEN DOES THE DEBATE START? UK TIME

1:35am on ch4 fellow bong

in 5 hours and 15 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=gDZ8adCc3nQ

I think the Donald will do well this time round now that he has employed the help of our Nige.

I wanna him to not even care what clinton is saying and just keep talking about building a wall. as if he is at a rally and they are just room fixtures.

checked

Yup. Apparently he held back last debate because of somebody being in the crowd (forgot who) Hopefully he goes nuclear this time.
For fucks sake Killary rigged an election. She has broken so many laws. All he has to do is bring this shit up.

Every possible thing she can say about trump, she has done 10x worse including the sexism arguments that will be brought up relating to the recent Trump leak.
If Trump hits back by pointing out who's funding Hillary as Nige tried to do on Sky news then she'll be dead. Along with
dailywire.com/news/9585/9-times-hillary-clinton-threatened-smeared-or-amanda-prestigiacomo

vid related

I picked this up to enjoy during the debate in honor of our Nige

How fucking retarded is this whole ordeal?

There are people who are so cucked that a candidate saying "pussy" throws them off? Who the fuck are these people? I want to meet the motherfucker who is able to sway between Trump and Clinton.

This is absolute insanity. Fuck these people who ignore policy and vote based on their "conscience".

America needs a fighter. I tolerated the nice guy routine for the first debate. Trump wanted to look "presidential" to the normies. Meaning meek and polite for the cuck dads and soccer moms.

No more. It's far past time for Trump to take the gloves off. No mercy. The first thing Trump needs to do is put Juanita Broaddrick in the first row of the audience. Simple as that. The second thing is he needs to give Hillary a real man's handshake. Strong and painful. That will scare her and throw her off balance. Then in the debate, attack, attack, attack. Call her a traitor. Call her an accomplice to her serial rapist husband. Call her a thief that stole billions from Haiti. Trump needs to make Hillary bleed in front of the entire world. Make her have a seizure.

Show em this

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Lads, I'm scared
This is probably the most important turning point in my nation I will ever witness

There is a new one every fucking week. There has never been a more corrupt, more morally derelict individual to run for office in this country, perhaps in any country, even.

True. We need to make our own video. Something quick, easy to digest, damning and most importantly true.

no its not. the tides have already turned. if clinton 'wins' then the most discisive event will occur in about the 2nd or 3rd year when she pulls attempts something YUGE. if its trump then it would be the the third debate.

We're living in very historic and noteworthy times user, we must decide the future.

I didn't know he reached out to Farage. Smart move. Farage knows how to call out corruption.

Will Trump finally go Super Saiyan on her ass?

Your sadness precludes the fact that if Trump loses, the happening starts.

We won't serve much a purpose after election, it'll be time to take action.

I hope he becomes Super Trump on stage and absolutely shlongs her.

source on that video?

I don't know. I saved it when someone posted it months back.

Here's the picture, though.

Holy fuck that webm will never get old

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These debate questions are as if Bernie went up as the moderator, tbh.

I am very concerned they'll try to get Gary Johnson in the last debate. The last debate should be non-biased towards Trump. So, they'll just get Gary to divide the vote.

highly memetic video right there

I can't see Gary taking votes away from Trump, his policies are all so opposite of Trump's, he has more in common with Hillary.

This is one of the funniest pics to come from it. Aside from the tweet with Trump having a hand on Jeb and it saying "leaked pic of Trump grabbing a pussy".

Woops. Anyone have the one I mentioned? I neglected to save it.

Thanks for reminding me how much the music of Dragonball kicks ass.

bretty good

I agree. Gary Johnson and Jill Stein paint themselves more as protest votes against Hillary based on their politics.

"October 9" is fine, but there's more than one "burger time".

where I watch from it will be October 10th

Hopefully this election's conclusion will be that everybody hates women so we should stop giving a fuck about them.

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fuck, bad formatting.


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lads, will CTR be disbanded after the election

What if they aren't

IT'S NOW OR NEVER!

WILL PRESSURE MAKE DIAMONDS?

I came across this cute little Kek when I was cleaning the attic yesterday
Took him down to bring Trump good luck for tonight and throughout the Election
Finally have something in my room resembling the frog deity
Hyped for tonight.

Or will it turn the diamonds to dust?

That humble looking icon may possess untold memetic power. Be careful!

I have a plush Jeb, no frogs though.

I need to get something like this too. I've kept an eye out for frog statues, figures, and the like, but I'm looking for The One which speaks out to me in dubs.

He should quote Clinton. The Bernie Sanders supporters are going to love that quote.

twitter.com/wikileaks/status/784590390112419844

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this is all I have

I was out fishing a couple weeks ago and next to me I saw a frog laying with his intestines hanging out. He hopped a couple times but retired to a spot only about a foot away from me. Didn't move from there on in.

Is that a bad sign?

If i stay up until 4 bong for this and he doesnt absolutely rape her im going to be so pissed off.

I feel your pain user. As an American expat in the UK, I'm having to do the same.

As much as id love it to be true theres no way she uses the same nomenclature we do.

MAGA!!!!!!!

FUCK DENIRO!!!

Oh btw anons, my mail ballot arrived Friday. I'll post it filled out as promised.

Unfortunately I live in FL so the senate vote is for Rubot vs a slew of other people. Not sure what to do there.

Come home, lost burger

I don't know? Don't feel bad though, it's just nature.

Don't do that.

Fuck wrong webm

OK well I'll post the Trump section then.

requesting trump vs hillary rally comparison images, I can't find them and I don't have them saved
pic related my token of gratitude
praise kek trump 2016 and all that

Call me a shill but I'm really fucking nervous that he might not blow her out of the water this time, and I really think he needs to.

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fam…..I couldn't even finish this video…. I was filled within by a murderous rage and wanted to kill this fucking faggot…. "Well Saudi Arabia is a completely different topic" after based Farange mentions their fiscal support for cuntface in comparison to The Emporer's locker room bantz in terms of (((misogny))).

I truly pray and hope with every cell in my body that the day of rope and reckoning is approaching. That this train has no brakes and we're all on the ultimate ride. Watching these lugenpresse sell their pride, their dignity, their love of America for (((them))) is so disgusting it physically makes my stomach turn..

I'm ready. Holla Forums has pushed the last red pill down my throat this year. I am ready. Ready to load mags and march. Ready for real sacrifice if that's what is called upon me. I'm ready to bleed for our republic….because it hasn't been a republic, or ours, for decades upon decades now….and this may be our last chance….our last chance for freedom, our last chance for America, and quite possibly our last chance to save our species and get off of this rock someday.

So fucking come at me fbibros….today I no longer sit behind 7 proxies, I won't tor or vpnfag….we all have fears but I've finally broken that ceiling and am no longer afraid of my words. I won't let fear hold me back anymore…so fuck off if you don't want to Make America Great Again. You may come for me, but you'll never take all of us. We stand with the logic and principals of our founding fathers. We refuse to be subverted by the zionists anymore. We are proud, we are Americans, we will Win!!! For nothing less then the sake of all mankind rests upon our shoulders.

SO GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH

ALL ZIONIST KIKES WILL GAS TO DEATH

KEK MIT UNS NO TIME FOR REST

SHHHHAAAAADDDDDIIIIIILLLLAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

==>>7796689

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THANK YOU PATRIARCHY

belgiumfag here. I have class in the morning and I'll be damned if Hillary doesn't walk off that stage with saggy shitpants

NIGA
NIGGER INTERNATIONAL GENOCIDE AGENDA

new and improved version
new formula

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What time does it start?

3 hours 15 minutes

A tree-stump alone on an empty field?

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Hoax? can you post a link to Wikileaks?

For example the URL for my quote is this one:

wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/927

People will call me a shill.

But Trump is in a bad spot, Pence did an amazing debate, it's time the Donald really bring the pain…

If not, we may possibly lose this election.

I made sure to get more this time.

THANK YOU PATRIARCHY

High energy indeed. Praise Kek.

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THANK YOU PATRIARCHY

do you not see the fierce creature boasting a perfectly balanced posture on top of said tree-stump?

It's in an email TO Hillary, not from her.
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/18539

THREAD THEME

Whereskyler a stream

How long until the debates fam? I just got here.

This is like how we were with Brexit. We were once in a comfortable position, and after some dumb cunt called Jo Cox got murdered and the media tried to pin the blame on the Leave camp, things weren't looking so good for us.

3-ish hours

JO COCKS DIED FOR NOTHING

Checking quantum quads

Fug that's a big wait.

Lets gather memetic energy for the God Emperor. Let us do our old battle cry, post
YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
in this thread.

I'm pumped

I think this jam was an inspiration to Protomen for Light up the NIght

This. Honestly, if there's anyone who's worrying, just remember that you probably have higher energy than Brexit, and we won that shit comfortably.

This debate is going to be such shit.

Anyone got the video of the guy saying Trump is going to turn Hillary into mince meat?

That really does sound like Light Up the Night.

THANK YOU PATRIARCHY

The Infowars crew can't shut up for 10 seconds during their streams. I'd watch CSPAN.

For you.

The reporter never stood a chance


The moderator is a kike, it was never a fair fight.

youtu.be/OxBwKse25zQ

Here ya go

Thank you for the support, britlads
I BELIEVE IN BURGERLAND

PANTS OF SHIT
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Kek is with us lads

HILLERY WILL HAVE A SEIZURE
PANTS OF SHIT, COUGHING FIT

He needs to hit her on the Goldman Sachs connections. The recent leaks. Drive away her Bernie bro millennial support.

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Don't remind me that it wasn't the general election, lad.

Thanks user. We all need that kind of intensity tonight.

Do you think Trump is going to win? He's walking a razors edge where people are going to dogpile on him if he goes too hard on her. I hope he does it anyway, but the pussy pass still has currency in zogmerica. I think he'll be fine if he doesn't pull any punches. We need nonstop donkey punches to the back of her head until she's pulp.

There's nothing else he can do. The questions are stacked against him, the moderator is on Hillary's side. He needs to be relentless.

The only people I've ever spoken with who plan on voting for either of them have historically voted either Democrat or Independent. I know one person who considers himself a Republican that plans to vote for Johnson, but he has never voted for a Republican candidate before in any election.

Sure, it is all anecdotal, but I highly doubt Trump will lose more than a couple hundred votes to Johnson.

He's going to go full negative. It's what the people want. Even her supporters. Everyone loves a bloodbath – so they can virtue signal how much it disgusts them.

Meanwhile all the information will propagate.

Trump tried to be presidential and nice. Hillary wants to play dirty. He will respond 10 fold.

GET
THE
FUCK
READY

Trump shines as the underdog. Add some stress to that and the game is already over.

you fuckers better have some good news when i come back

The only choice is to attack. Trump clearly held back and bit his tongue during the first debate. After that they still hit him, no holds barred now.

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Emperor of Japan's son is based as fuck and wants to make nipland isolationist again.
this time without italy :^)

sucks to be you tbh

he's gonna grab her right in the pussy

its now a mad dash to the finish line

hillary cannot think on her feet well and has to be fed the questions so she can script some answers to memorise ahead of time but if trump just goes in swinging she wont be able to keep up with him

she's much better than Drumpf

He thrives on fighting downhill battles, if he doesn't go full nuclear in the debate tonight I doubt he ever will.
Nice low energy shitpost, cuckchan. I hope you're getting paid for this.

This makes me sad tbh.

It feels like growing up all over again, I'll miss you shitbags.

He'll wave the decrepit piece of flesh for all to see.

wtf????????????????

Followed you because why the fuck not. Are the twitter police going to arrest me?

You can follow me back if you want @EpicEvan

Yeah it's a stupid and shit name, but it wasn't taken

I don't post very often and haven't used spoilers before, so idk if I'm even doing it right

I'm legitimately worried about this recent audio shit with Trump, I see some people getting turned away because of it. I have faith Don will pull through though.

Haven't heard the scheduled time for the debates tonight, anybody care to say around when PST it will air? Bit busy right now to look it up myself.

STOP THAT SHIT

IT WAS A WASTED GET, STOP DEFENDING IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ikr lol

She is fucked if she tries to do anything but answer the preloaded question and let the moderator attack. The first half hour of the first debate showed that.

what show

Are you even American? smh

you're the cuck

lots of russians in germany

i got u fam

Stop with the concert shilling, faggot. Trump is going on the offensive.

Not going on the offensive because he made a joke about grabbing women by the snatch 11 years ago is the dumbest shit I've heard today.

Look I'm FUCKING SORRY I didn't watch the things on my desk while taking a pic.
Basically this
Nice trips

user, I don't think you understand, Trump has to win.

Is there going to be a stream like last time?

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP REMAINS UNSTUMPED

OC INCOMING shit took 6 gorillion hours

Quite easily the shittiest video editing in all of history, but it has heart.

Link to Holla Forums streams?

he got stumped yesterday

kek chose h for hillary
hillary is going to win

Are you the increasingly worried man?

Was there any doubt?
BITCHES LOVE THE PUSSY GRAB

Hillary is H
h is specifically all properties of h BUT Hillary

What kind of music do you think Trump is listening to in order to get hyped for the debate?

It's literally brit/pol/ shitposting

vaporwave

you are brainwashed

this

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I agree with you user. I personally want to see Trump bring up stuff that the media doesn't want to talk about. Show people how even in this setting that the information is being filtered. Bringing up the Podesta email leak would be a great attack.

youtube.com/watch?v=f6-2f31E_SY
Here's the Filter King stream
Anyone have one that doesn't feature a retard talking over the audio the whole time

Lads, what are you doing while you wait?
I'm playing Rome II and making Bactria great again. Cataphracts are works of wonders, I tell 'ya.


LOCAL MAN THINKS HE'S WON FOR SURE THIS TIME FOR THE 108th TIME THIS CAMPAIGN

Holla Forums if he pulls this off we've won.

If you want to do military edgecore the least you can do is not have disgusting pleb tier shit taste fam =^/

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Soul Eater anons

alright I'll admit
some of Holla Forums probably too.

h is for heh, take the heh pill faget

Go back to cuckchan, low effort shitposter

No it wasn't you faggot, it was Kek's message.

hnnng

I'd grab Crona by the boypussy

Do you know what song Von Guildhausen uses for "Minutes from the deathcamp"?

Props fellow KC user

h is for hitler dumbass

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cytu.be/r/neetuprising

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It's a variation of the Koniggratzer march. Not the one embedded, but close enough.

Overtube.org aka cytu.be/r/ubermensch will be streaming tonight.

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fuck off, obviously manipulated by mods to demoralize us, I don't think you realize the power of the enemy. They are tricksters

thank you user

Tell your friends, tell your family:

NOVEMBER 8th, GRAB LADY LIBERTY BY THE PUSSY!

The debate is always rigged against him and he comes out well but they're really going to step it up this time. He better be prepared.

Trump is ready to fight!

AND NEVER LET GO

btw does anyone have a good caption of Trump grabbing Jeb?

It was just the letter h. if he wanted hitler he could have put up an image of hitler. or even typed ah. Stop it.

IDS HABBEDING

Is it just me or has Luntz flipped from Rubio's cocksock to Trump cheerleader?

HYPE

i got the feeling this is going to be a fun night.

then if its not h for hitler for that reason its can't be h for hillary for the same reason

This. It was just a wasted shitpost to count up the number faster. happened to me once too not here.

If Trump is Patton, let's give the left hell like they did to Patton!

SHOW YOUR WAR FACE

Its being like a user once said:
1st Debate: Casual mode Trump
2nd Debate: Hard mode Trump
3rd Debate: Nightmare mode Trump

Nice try, but if you read the email you'll see that is the words of David Grossman.
wikileaks.com/clinton-emails/emailid/18539

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Don't ever post videos from Super Deluxe again. Vic Berger is an anti-Trump cuck with JUST hair.

No comments on my video even if it's absolute shit? You fuckers are hitting me right in the feels.

BLOODBATH

h = Planck's constant.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_constant

nice video, pekka

Is it, dare I say, happening?

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I feel your pain. 2 years no smoking.

W E W
E
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Roger Stone on AJ Live right now.

ttp://www.infowars.com/live-trump-vs-the-world-debate-share-this-link-infowars-comshow/

Those repeating numbers don't lie.
IT'S HAPPENING!
HILLARY WILL COUGH TO THE POINT SHE SHITS HERSELF ON LIVE TELEVISION TONIGHT!

checked

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Bernie Sanders is dead in the water.
Its about 4 months too late.

H doubles confirm.

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Not to Bernie faggots, they're still salty about Hillary.

kek, no get the berkee black filters.

checked

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cytu.be/r/neetuprising

You know what to do.

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Are ifunny watermarks a meme now?

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This is how you mix those clips into a video.
youtube.com/watch?v=FPRCvfhKTJM

(Can't embed. Someone else has it on the board already somewhere.)

no lad
they just take memes and claim them

I had a long dream this morning. It was a direct metaphor for this election. It ended with our side preparing for an attack from more vulnerable rear.

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This will be a replay of The Lion King. Just not sure which scene debate 2 is.

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Just hair? Nothing else?

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Fucking disgusting.

simply ebin xDDDD

NONE WANT TO SHOW THEIR WAR FACE? WHAT KIND OF SOLDIERS ARE YOU?

SHOW ME THEM

WE ARE AT WAR

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she looks like an old man in a wig with lipstick on, and fake boobs i guess

burn it

6000000/10

lol jokes on you I dont even know how to do that shit fag

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They…..are really trying to hype this gas ass video. Seriously this is fucking gay.

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

post Jones memes

Fuck off kike.

I've missed the primaries Trump. I've missed the raw fire.

It's time to bring it back.

I hope he throws a condom at bill

Is that an actual trailer for that movie? I remember seeing a trailer in theaters but I never thought they would lack the self-awareness to actually admit they're riding on the Trump hype for marketing

Nevar 4get

nope

Literally go back to cuckchan millennial part 2.

underrated rare

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Im getting hyped with shitposting, you mongrel kike.

THANK YOU PATRIARCHY

ok

Something about the bass in that video makes my ears hurt.

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Easy there goldbergstein. I'm going to grab you by your pussy.


am i the only one who can only listen to cnn for bursts of 2 minutes before becoming ill

Reminder that Trump almost had an "accident" in the 80's, when a helicopter crash killed several of his employees. Good thing he wasn't in there with them.

archive.fo/SZMFK

mmm, pussy

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Your dubs suggest the fire will rise tonight

Is there someone from USA Party on the ballot? Would be good choice instead of Rubio.

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Your nose is showing, Schlisselwitz.

I really really like that mischling, and that other mischling Goebbels, what happened to Stephen Miller by the way?
Why are mischlings so based?

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When is the debate going to start?

Why the fuck haven't you gone back so you can vote for Trump!

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our memes have a literal subatomic quantum manifestation upon reality praise kek holy fuck

Wikihow has fantastic images.

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This is why I don't have pets.

Instead of just refusing to shake Trump's hand, Hilalry should extend her hand and then pull it back when Trump reaches out, mock fixing her hair.

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Hello, new desktop image.

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kek

So they're gonna drag the hag out in like an hour and a half right?

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Good job user. I enjoyed it.

Wew lad fukken saved.

Natalie Portman is a kike, user.

Yes, she's being pumped full of meds as we speak

hopefully she ODs live

If you have a dog (or toxoplasma-infected cat) in your house, you better bet you should wipe its ass you nasty nigger.

i'd still hate fuck her

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You guys need to stop the sexual assaults.

holy fuck they are running with this shit reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"im just gonna sit here while you wipe my ass" -said no cat ever

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Something very off topic that Robert DeNegro reminded me of:

Found this gem in my CK2 game earlier. High Chief of Livonia decides to burn coal and she brings her son with him (who becomes a commander in Denmark). They end up having a niglet together with his dynasty name. Some other member of the dynasty is the heir though.

JUST FUCK MY CHIEFDOM UP

wikihow.com/Be-a-Skinhead
They have drawings of fucking anything up there.

Would grab

Of course you would, kike. So be happy, you'll burn in the same oven.

No thanks, that creeped me the fuck out.

see the thing is that means enough people were curious to the point this article got made holy shit that's funny
praise kek

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dubs

Make sure to use a pig skin condom.

Checked, Satan.

I AM PREPARED

Cats don't really say anything, Satan.

Checked

Who /anxiousbutstillcheeringforTrump/ here?

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It is time to see Trump unleashed.

This election is about more than just your nation, it will effectively decide the future of western civilization/white civilization.

I CAN'T TAKE THE WAITING LAD
MUMMY SAVE ME

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Check em'

Because she's a witch

reroll

Well if you go by the butterfly effect, this election will change the entire course of humanity.

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Checked. Are we going to get consecutive post numbers like when Assange did some late night shitposting?

according to the website in the watermark I don't think it's shooped, you fag stop reading this

i'm only gonna praise kek because of those numbers rerolls are foul play

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kek speaks through you user

What time's the debate at?

I've gotten satan trips more often than any other, I guess i'm the new satan

It's literally in the OP you nigger.

ONE HOUR THIRTY MINUTES LADS

ENERGY LEVELS: H I G H

Not my fault you rely on chance to harness the powers of Kek.

I love wikiHow.

Also it doesn't help that the Chief's name is Niglas.

Commercial educating me on how Killary wouldn't use nukes.

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Alright, when I see a cloud with a sheer 90 degree edge in nature like on the first picture I'll let you know man.

Yes it's today but what TIME.

PRAISE KEK

I wish she owed me money.

You should download the "Sin's Genocide" mod.
Lets you comit racial genocide and religious genocide.
Feel good man.

check em

not how it works

fug, you beat me to it

fuck off, trump is christian

filtered

b-baka

says who?

These crack me up.

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triggered

That's just there because someone edited out the logo for the site, you mong. The tits are legit.

By Keks blessing I am prepared for the shitstorm ahead.

no

There are multiple burger times. That's probably Eastern, since it and pacific are the only that matter.

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LOCK HER UP

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CHECKED AND KEKED

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WATERFILTERS

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DUBS

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FINISH HER

classic AND timely

I did the same thing, it's October 9th, at 9 eastern time (2 hours 20 minutes).

THANK YOU PARTRIARCHY

I should do that once I finish this game, sounds pretty good. I hate how it's basically impossible or just very hard or not worth it to change culture.

Also several times I've gotten my character married to a dike but not once have I spotted a faggot in the game. What's up with this and why does my dynasty have a lesbian fetish?

Praise Kek.

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On second thought she is a little chubby, I might not grab her vag but I sure would plunge my face into her enormous… how does she stay upright? she must be wicked top heavy.

The sad thing is that nobody who lives on their own would have a dining table like that in their home. Even worse if the person who took this photo is a man with a family and has an anime pillow too.

Eet my double dubs you unworthy pleb

THANK YOU PATRIARCHY

1 hour and 20 minutes, nogface.

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[spoiler]lol that's to hide the watermark see goofy
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waifus are for laifu

TOWN HALL FORMAT

Hillary is going to die on stage without help from trump.

HERE WE GO BOYS

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LET THE HONORARY PRE-DEBATE SHITPOST MARATHON BEGIN

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT

Stop posting porn you fucking kike.

Thank you Patriarchy

No idea dude, maybe her family are heretics?

S T R E A M
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you must be new

Trump will over power Shillary during this debate.

Oh fuck I can't into time zones

Wee lad!

TRUMP IS BRINGING OUT ALL OF BILL AND HILLARY'S RAPE VICTIMS

KATHLEEN WILLEY
PAULA JONES
JUANITA BROADDRICK
KATHY SHELTON

THE FUCKING MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

twitter.com/armednl/status/785262422504407040

holy fuck

Yeah, I'm retarded. Man, I must be getting older or fucked up somehow because seeing a teenager's face on a set of hooters just bothers me in some way. Maybe it's fatherly senses kicking in or something. Fucking uncomfortable.

Needs a trump / hillary edit fast

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THANK YOU PATRIARCHY

I love it and thanks for using mp4

Shadilay

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To the debate?

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WHERE ARE WE WATCHING THE DEBATE!? ON NEETUPRISING!?

Fuck you I'm on an stupid iPad give me a break.


MAGA!

twitter.com/armednl/status/785262422504407040

War declared.

Damn shame I need to go to bed Britbong I can tell this is going to be a good one.

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what comfy livestreams available to shitpost in during the debate? is jim streaming?

TRUMP AND BILL CLINTON ACCUSERS ON CNN HOLDING PRESS CONFERENCE

HAPPENING

DUBS

ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES BOYOS

ON CNN!?

Sheeeet

Are you guys getting cozy? I took out a bottle of Jagermeister. It was supposed to be for a christmas gift. It has a stag pourer and everything. I poured it into a crystal shot glass and i'm currently listening to Siegfrieds Funeral March by Wagner, which i found rather fitting for this occation. A little over one hour left, with eager expectations!

re-rolling

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see

ayo fellow nigger

Good taste in drinks and music You better be drinking it ice cold, nigger

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I have mastered the powers of Kek. Kneel.

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THANK YOU PATRIARCHY

You're going to the oven for forcing dubs, praise kek not dubs okay.

you are a cuck

no FUCKING WAY

reported again

Something is wrong with her.

Would put bag on head.

Jealous cuck, on your knees when you beg of me.

don't dub grub

WE WILL WIN

THEY WILL LOSE

ALL THE TRAITORS WILL BE ON THE GODDAM STREET

Oh baby.
This is it, lads. The final round. Trump has been pretty reserved on his attacks recently but now he's going to go all out.

Kek has no masters.

Heretic.

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Not really, both were neighboring christians, but that reminds me of something really funny that happened over a couple of generations.

My king marries one of the new kingdom of Poland's 6 million daughters and we have a son, Johan. Well it turns out he acts really odd as a baby and doesn't respond to pain, I talk to my Chaplain and he says he's possessed by Satan and my wife was a witch. Well it was piss off a 20+ learning guy or get a new wife and disown the kid, so I kick the bitch out, serves me right because they had just converted to Christianity and probably were pagan witches. So the boy fucks around for a while, gets married, has a son who at birth has the trait Genius. Then he raises an army, leaves my court to press a claim on Poland (which was now controlled by an offshoot of my dynasty), and the madman actually does it. Now Poland's king is possessed by the devil and his son appears to be a wunderkind.


Jesus Christ I thought this would never happen but he's actually doing it.

DUBS
KEK IS MINE

MEME TO RUIN ANONS

ttps://www.c-span.org/presidentialDebate/?debate=second

God, it's funny.

He's got nothing left, so he's going to go all out.

I wonder if the cuck that released the "grab her by the pussy" tape will realise what a mistake they've made.

IT BEGINS

KYS faggot

Filtered.

twitter.com/armednl/status/785262422504407040

THE GLOVES ARE OFF, BOYS

Triggered.


Yet again my powers prove limitless.

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Get ready for an hour and a half of "trump do you want to rape my wife, will you drop out"

Mp4 for your sharing needs.
Also kikebook source

facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/10157857037430725/

THANK YOU PATRIARCHY

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they getting the plebes lubed up and ready

Anyone listened to the live stream on Youtube? They're were talking about Clinton's rape victims, something about emailing lines and then they noticed the mic was on.
youtube.com/watch?v=Izi_rs0UA-8

Double dubs + trips confirm it

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WHO WANTS TO PLAY FUCK, MARRY, KILL?

(note id as well)

Some serious digits in this thread

You nigger.

Bill Clinton

WEW LAD

Fuck: All of them
Marry: Hillary
Kill: Seth Rich

t. regards Not Bill Clinton

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WHAT HAVE I DONE AAAAH

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Just woke up. How long and what's the stream you fags are watching?

They're talking about the sound problems with last debate.

Hillary shitting herself and dying will be the unscripted part.

THIS COULD BE OUR LAST BATTLE BROTHERS

It's already going on, it only has 5 minutes left.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH……..AAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HA

HOGAN DESTROY HILLARY LIKE YOU DESTROYED GAWKER

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Dubs say you choke on your toothbrush and trump becomes hegemon of earth.

Trump will call Bill Clinton a racist on national television, then he will plug Infowars to collect his reward.

ONE HOUR LEFT BOYS ARE YOU READY?

get better taste in women, dude srsly frfr smdh
1/8 would not touch with ten foot pole

Don't listen to that faggot. Irt hasn't started. Watching Jones: youtube.com/ watch?v=f6-2f31E_SY

kek plz no bully


Thanks user, you're the best.

youtube.com/watch?v=Izi_rs0UA-8

kek'd

I hope they're in full pantshitting panic mode.

Rapist. Not racist.

WEW WE'RE AT THE TIPPING POINT GUYS

A prostitute walking toward Dicks. Good work camera man.

c-span.org/presidentialDebate/?debate=second

THE MAD MAN

again, reported

Fuck the god damn Lugenpresse.
I have no idea how they even conjured up the idea that he did it without consent.

stop triggering me asshole!

I've always wondered who draws all those pictures. Is there a premade selection? Does the author draw them up? What!?

Confirmed by kek.

When they try to spin it against you just remind them that according to the cunt herself.
"Every survivor of sexual assault deserves to be heard, believed, and supported."

archive.is/H2pZe

I figured it was an image filter

Yeah I don't get it either. The majority of women would love it for a big-dicked billionaire to grab them by their pussies.

we watching the infowars stream guys?

say what you want about alex jones but he is hype as fuck and i'm gettin comfy

spot the mason in the crowd

Now I'm fucking hype too. He's gonna be on slugger mode along with his regular counter punching tonight.

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I'm sweating like a whore in church.

He needs to say this if Clinton brings up that video

"Ok, I made a mistake and said some terrible things, but no one died"

All sexual contact from a WHITE MALE is rape goy.

Relax m8, have some faith.

Why? You can just play rape, rape, rape.

I'm sweating like a priest in a whorehouse.

are you referring to the medal of honor around his neck?

also,
coughing fit pants of shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=XIE41wqWXy8
Fox10 stream

Is there a better stream than Alex Jones? I feel like I'm a lunatic every time I watch the guy.

I'm sweating like Hillary facing stairs.

NUCLEAR WAR
FUCKING IMMINENT

Fox10 has inane talking right now, but fewer filters.

that's because (((they))) want you to feel like a lunatic

although if he tries to talk or narrate over the debate i'll be turning off his stream instantly.

I'm sweating like a jew facing a well-poisoning lynch mob

ACCUSERS WILL BE ATTENDING THE DEBATE??!?!?!

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I'm sweating like hillary at a 9/11 memorial

Grab her by the pussy. - worst thing ever said in history.
Grab him by the balls. - commonly used metaphor

You need to up your BRAIN FORCE intake, brah

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I'm sweating like an SS trooper shoveling more coal in those ovens.

unless the pussy is hanging like 3 day old roast beef curtains, how could you actually grab someone by the pussy through their pants?

By being a fucking alpha, you cuck.

Tonight will be a good night

they talking about biden pedophilia videos on alex jones and going off on bill clinton's groping women in plain site

Y-you're just over thinking things goy. Don't you feel bad for women who want to be treated equally?

you're a dumbass if you don't protect your telomeres with DNA FORCE

aj-free stream
c-span.org/presidentialDebate/?debate=second

Hillary's secret weapon tonight is announcing that she will divorce Bill Clinton.

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They had to move the main event cause Trump has more heat and is a bigger draw.

Telomeres are important for longevity but DNA FORCE is fucking retarded and I'd tell filtermang that to his face.

Kek confirms Alex Jonestein is a snake-oil merchant.

youtube.com/watch?v=f6-2f31E_SY

AJ is getting the most cheers.

Need to go to bed lads live in britbongistan

Best of luck to Donald J Trump!

The world is counting on you lads again, sorry it keeps coming down to you

Is Mister Metokur doing another stream?

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST

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I hope they have the side-by-side option again. Watching the body language was quite interesting last time.

JUST CONQUER US ALREADY LADS

So basically, two in the pink and one in the stink.

Sleep safe bonger, just make sure you give him your energy before you doze off.

My fucking sides

Yeah Alex Jones is pretty hype and comfy I have to say.

By it being a metaphor. You fuck them and you own them. That's how women work.

When the hell is this debate anyway? eastern time pls

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HOMEWRECKER HUMA

It's only over $100 for a month's supply… GLOBALIST

Tonight's the night anime becomes real, boys

I've got stuff where I need to actually be sharp tomorrow. Much as I'd like to stay up till 3:30am, I really cant.

Trump in 40 minutes

a few minutes

Kek

Will do lad, will do.

Nothing from him as of now. He was pretty bored with the last debate.

thanks fams.

I'm literally only one of THREE Trump supporters on campus. Life is hell here.

spoonfeed me a yt debate stream please

DUBS CONFIRM

Anyone have a link to the C-Span stream?

I know that feel.

So it is written

Any other Holla Forums or Holla Forums-ish streams?

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what streams are there, i rather not watch the water filter stream

Come on Trump, if there's one person who can do this it's you. I know you can.

c-span stream has questions from call ins first was pro trump woman from bama

youtube.com/watch?v=9ScCCwlEu-s

Took me a while to find Trump in that.

This is truly the end of Trump's campaign

I'm nervous as fuck

its the kind of feeling in a playoff game where your down 3 games, 1 more to go… 9th inning, 2 outs. Best hitter, down 3-2 count. High stress situation, everything on the line

Might as well go to sleep now tbh lad.

c-span
c-span.org/presidentialDebate/?debate=second

That is progressive level thinking there. A vote is no longer necessary because I think so. Nonnegotiable. Holy shit. Sorry you have to deal with these cucks. I'm glad I graduated just year or so before this shit really picked up.

c-span.org/presidentialDebate/?debate=second

YES

Cuckservatives and liberals all agree on some things

TOP FUCKING KEK

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That's mighty white of you.

Not that I know of. Watching the filters man now.

cspan is majorly cucked

c-span has good call ins now
kek

Watching the Phoenix Fox 10 stream and it looks packed with Dems.

Is MisterMetokur doing a stream?

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underrated.jpg
COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT

Is your club president a kike or something?

It's fantastic.

We will have diamonds.

THANK YOU PATRIARCHY

fuck

twitter.com/MisterMetokur

What was the stream that guy did where he was fucking around a bit with the camera zoom and had a dank frame full of pepes? That guy was funny.

Also
GET HYPE FAGGOTS

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THE INTERNET PEOPLE RULE TRUMP'S TWITTER LADS

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Good to know that College Republicans are virtue signalling cucks. smdh

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The artificial era of feminine men and masculine women will end, and traditional gender roles will be restored. The return of the natural order will restore happiness and prosperity to the nation.

Don't see anything about one on his channel.

FUCKING NORMIES
STOP READING WIKILEAKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nice one.

CHECKED

Jesus fucking Christ, that's future politics right there if we don't do something fast to rid this retardation.

Those fucks bantz and dubs.

I know that exact feel

c-span stream?

https:// cytu.be/r/ubermensch

it's like listening to npr

c-span.org/presidentialDebate/?debate=second

See

c-span.org/presidentialDebate/?debate=second

CHECKED

How do people even use the sperg chat on youtube? It's just a relentless stream of memery.

Yeah it is the same but I am fucking tired of the main cable network fucks.
c-span is kind of like a librarian talking

whats the most reliable stream. Got shit net

Mighty white of you, anons

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infinity.moe/

Why do these people think they hold any sway at all?

26 minutes for The Donald to settle this election.

Why would you scrub the dox? These faggots need the fear of Kek.

mysides when that cspan called was an illegal immigrant

yw newfriend

once the debate starts then cspan is good cause no commercials, pretty much raw feed.

Thanks
GET IN HERE NIGGERS

30 MINUTES TO GO
ARE YOU FAGGOTS READY?

My penis is becoming enlarged

le /k/ man.

Dubs confirm

twitter.com/KathyShelton_?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Look at this, anons. Remember the tape of Hillary laughing at successfully defending a pedophile?

This is the victim's Twitter. Trump should invite her to tour with him, or at the very least, to the third debate.

Need a new thread and need some high agency anons to keep up with it.

If dubs, COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT is memed into existance

What time pacific?

C-Span is the only network to watch. They get the format perfect, and don't try and spin a goddamn thing.

Kek confirms that anime will become a reality.

kek
We really should be his debate councilors.

Kill Kill Kill for Trump!

You don't ask for dubs, that is not how Kek works.

It's in 1 hour and 30 minutes.

New thread soon?

When will you dumb heathens learn that you can't force meme magic.

If they got shit, I'd be the first suspect. And they'd be right.
Plus, I'm already in somewhat hot-water with the school for doing this last year. Don't wanna risk anything.

She was already there with him earlier tonight

I agree am comfy with them now

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Isn't that her here

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thanks, user

Yep.

Trump possee arrives

I'm ready, I've eaten roast beef tonight just in case. Am waiting for introduction speech to open this beer.

HOLY FUCKING HELL LADS
C-SPAN POURING THE HATE ON HILLARY

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Leanna Rackadoo is p comfy too.

Literally divine providence.

Does anyone have the webm of Alex Jones seeing "anime is real… anime israel"?

TWILLERY

HILLARY WILL SEIZE ON STAGE TONIGHT

Hillary BTFO by C-SPAN callers

THE RED TIE

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Some based callers on c-span

Then so be it!

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT

Checked and praised kek

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I'm 3 beers in already. 14 more to go :^0

new bred wen

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Splendid display. Praise Kek!

Need new thread, who's our hero?

Checked

diamonds

When you live your entire life in a Safe Space™, the idea that you aren't the most important person in the world becomes a foreign concept.

CHECKED

Trump counter punches. With Shillary and her media goons launching the largest offensive yet, expect Trump to retaliate in kind.

PREPARE FOR THE GREATEST SHIT STORM OF OUR TIME

Kek confirmes

Filter King is good for memes

is that misato with one of the non-bunny 2hus?

AJ STYLES JUST FUCKING WON.

This is gonna be a good night.

RUBBA DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE DUBS

CNN TELLS VOTERS WHAT TO SAY!
youtube.com/watch?v=GqCIub3SmCI&feature=youtu.be

SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE

it happened, praise kek