Choose wisely Holla Forums..
Definitely NOT a data-mining thread!!
Gloves of Lifetap
C. Fuck monkeys.
Gloves of gib life
B. Girl, she dies but i get to keep daughters for my service.
she dies but i get to keep daughters for my service.
holy shiet i never even thought of this.
B, just have 10 kids with her in those 10 years and then use them to help build a big ass raft and sail to shore like said.
The stopwatch is the most useless one. You can't do shit in 2 minutes.
To balance it I think the watch should last at least 10 minutes and age you 6 times as fast so you age an hour every time you use it
You can't do shit in 2 minutes.
walk to teller
hop over counter and empty register into pockets (preferably not the register you walk up to before timestop)
deposit like $800 or something into account, leaving the rest on your person
literally no evidence that you did a damn thing. The teller actually saw you come in for a routine transaction at the time the money went missing and cameras would "prove" you're not responsible
You could do this weekly and be a rich man and the aging effects would be negligible (8 hours per year). Report an estimate of the income to the IRS and you're in the clear to spend it however you want.
hop over counter and empty register into pockets
That's not how bank tellers work m8. It'll take a lot longer than 2 minutes to get behind that bullet-proof glass let alone emptying the register (which is also bolted to the counter and locked)
Little girl. No question.
if jews had superpowers
t. someone who's never fucking been in a bank
Look, kid. I have a job. It's a shitty job where I make ~850 in a two week period, but still a fucking job.And at the end of every pay period, I receive a check for my biweekly earnings. You know where I go to cash my shitty paycheck? (((datamining))) That's right, a fucking bank; a bank with no glass of any sort (let alone bulletproof glass) separating me and the teller. And you know how they open the register? (((datamining))) They turn a key which is lazily sitting in a cubby hole behind the counter. The whole operation would take seconds.
Combat Mutt, G11 and le boat friendo.
A. Hopefully can become friends with him it says "faggoty, not "faggot".
Little girl… a horny sexualized little girl
Do I age as a little girl? (((datamining)))
Little girl transformation, obviously.
As I understand it, you can be a little girl until you get too old, then switch back, then immediately switch to being a little girl again. It's essentially immortality.
depending on what kind of magic, book or gloves
cast away with a friend doesn't seem all that bad, and the 100mil will be nice
only problem I can see is lack of porn
little girl transformation
go around doing illegal stuff
when police come transform into little girl
anyone tries to kill you just drain all of the years of their life away before they can do it
tell him to use powers to become non annoying fgt
sell for tons of monies
troll doesn't need to come on because he can bend reality
Combat mutt can do most of the shooting for me, rotary shotgun for the few times I must, and boat because I don't fucking know how to fly a plane
Book cause wizard
C Magic to evocate myself slaves to build shit for me, unlimited weed and monkey that I will call tutu, use magic to enchant it's intelligence, and use tablet to record propaganda movies, showing the world that even monkeys are smarter than niggers.
Callie & Marie for the satisfaction of killing pissed of chinks.
Death magic of course.
Draining life, which basically make you defeat death and minions that at expert level can be passed for normal humans, which can be used to influence democratic countries, or work for you, I guess you also could transfer life force from one to another, giving you nice opportunity to gain influence from rich and powerful, who are afraid of the death.
Check this board out if you're into these sort of games.
troll, rotary shotgun, boat
I can mount the rotary shotgun on either the boat or troll's magnet car. Troll can supply infinite ammo via this method.