Definitely NOT a data-mining thread!!

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

Choose wisely Holla Forums..

Connor Collins
Connor Collins

Gloves of Lifetap
C. Fuck monkeys.

Sebastian Peterson
Sebastian Peterson

same.

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

Gloves of gib life

B. Girl, she dies but i get to keep daughters for my service.

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

she dies but i get to keep daughters for my service.

holy shiet i never even thought of this.

Jaxon Wright
Jaxon Wright

B, just have 10 kids with her in those 10 years and then use them to help build a big ass raft and sail to shore like said.

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

The stopwatch is the most useless one. You can't do shit in 2 minutes.

To balance it I think the watch should last at least 10 minutes and age you 6 times as fast so you age an hour every time you use it

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

You can't do shit in 2 minutes.
orly? (((da​tamin​ing)))

enter bank
walk to teller
stop time
hop over counter and empty register into pockets (preferably not the register you walk up to before timestop)
deposit like $800 or something into account, leaving the rest on your person
literally no evidence that you did a damn thing. The teller actually saw you come in for a routine transaction at the time the money went missing and cameras would "prove" you're not responsible

You could do this weekly and be a rich man and the aging effects would be negligible (8 hours per year). Report an estimate of the income to the IRS and you're in the clear to spend it however you want.

Charles Thompson
Charles Thompson

hop over counter and empty register into pockets
That's not how bank tellers work m8. It'll take a lot longer than 2 minutes to get behind that bullet-proof glass let alone emptying the register (which is also bolted to the counter and locked)

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

Little girl. No question.

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

if jews had superpowers

Elijah Robinson
Elijah Robinson

t. someone who's never fucking been in a bank
Look, kid. I have a job. It's a shitty job where I make ~850 in a two week period, but still a fucking job.And at the end of every pay period, I receive a check for my biweekly earnings. You know where I go to cash my shitty paycheck? (((da​tamin​ing))) That's right, a fucking bank; a bank with no glass of any sort (let alone bulletproof glass) separating me and the teller. And you know how they open the register? (((da​tamin​ing))) They turn a key which is lazily sitting in a cubby hole behind the counter. The whole operation would take seconds.

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

Combat Mutt, G11 and le boat friendo.

Xavier Gonzalez
Xavier Gonzalez

A. Hopefully can become friends with him it says "faggoty, not "faggot".

James Price
James Price

Little girl… a horny sexualized little girl

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

Do I age as a little girl? (((da​tamin​ing)))

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

Little girl transformation, obviously.

This.

troll
H&K
a boat

As I understand it, you can be a little girl until you get too old, then switch back, then immediately switch to being a little girl again. It's essentially immortality.

Charles Jenkins
Charles Jenkins

depending on what kind of magic, book or gloves
A
cast away with a friend doesn't seem all that bad, and the 100mil will be nice
only problem I can see is lack of porn

Leo Turner
Leo Turner

little girl transformation
go around doing illegal stuff
when police come transform into little girl

lifetap gloves
anyone tries to kill you just drain all of the years of their life away before they can do it
girl
this

troll
tell him to use powers to become non annoying fgt
H&K G11
sell for tons of monies
F-35
troll doesn't need to come on because he can bend reality

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

Combat mutt can do most of the shooting for me, rotary shotgun for the few times I must, and boat because I don't fucking know how to fly a plane

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

Book cause wizard
C Magic to evocate myself slaves to build shit for me, unlimited weed and monkey that I will call tutu, use magic to enchant it's intelligence, and use tablet to record propaganda movies, showing the world that even monkeys are smarter than niggers.
Callie & Marie for the satisfaction of killing pissed of chinks.
XS1
A boat.

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

Death magic of course.
Draining life, which basically make you defeat death and minions that at expert level can be passed for normal humans, which can be used to influence democratic countries, or work for you, I guess you also could transfer life force from one to another, giving you nice opportunity to gain influence from rich and powerful, who are afraid of the death.

Ryder Gray
Ryder Gray

Check this board out if you're into these sort of games.
/cyoa/

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

troll, rotary shotgun, boat
I can mount the rotary shotgun on either the boat or troll's magnet car. Troll can supply infinite ammo via this method.