Principal Trump Storytime

Tumblerina creates alternate universe where donald trump is a m school bully and becomes the principal.

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Have a link to her personal tumblr?

principaltrump.tumblr.com/

Trump was pretty cool as a kid.

Fuckin SJW twisted world, manlets cant bully the PROUG GIANT NEGRO WITH THE ENORMOUS DONG!

To be honest I'm not sure what I was expecting.

Only that niggers are fucking paranoid about them being attacked by their race when they are the people who go against their own first.

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Of course Bernie is the good guy, of fucking course.

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only works that way for lesbians

Who is the brunette supposed to be?

Also what do you think will happen? Will they go for a "good" ending where bernie wins and treats the whole school to free soda? Or a "bad" ending where no one stumps the trump?

Kinda wanna see what happens

Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren.

This is insensitive and anti-semitic as fuck, fam tbh. Nobody gives a shit here, but Tumblr should know better…

Her name tag says liz, so i think it's elizabith warren. The artist is very bad at capturing likenesses for a lot of people. I was wondering who the hell the kid in the stereotypical jock jacket and the guy with blue hair was, until i read the tumblr tags with the post.

FTFY


Looks (((white))) to me

Don't you know? native american is the new minority white people are claiming.

Who the hell looks at Reince Preibus and thinks "This guy reminds me of a stereotypical 80's movie jock character"

Hasn't that been a thing for a long time?

You think this is bad? Compared to any average tumblr "artist" (and I use artist here very loosely) this is pretty good, because you were able to identify at least some characters.


You'd think they race-mixed into the brown (or white) by now.

What is the shirt saying Holla Forums?

AV Chub?

av skub?

Might be "AV Club", dunno what AV stands for though.

AV == Anal Vagina

Audiovisuals?

Is that a jew owning some tv channel?

It's only logical, then again I doubt Bernie can own anything.

I wonder what Obomba is saying…

SHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEET

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Fixed version

Gentlemen, we have a new reaction pic.

I thought that was supposed to be Anderson Cooper at first

I swear, I love how these comics are meant to make him look bad, but instead they just give us great reaction images of Trump.

Sending love to our good friend at tumblr!

You forgot to post the best pic

You're doing God's work, user.

How? The satire isn't even good and the art is mediocre.

Welcome to tumblr.

This is what's "trending" on tumblr right now. The site is overrun by a mix of manchildren and slacktivists, what more can you expect?

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There's something called a type tool in ms paint btw

Okay

This looks like yet another case of a "scathing satire" accidentally making him look cool.

It's hilarious that the creator thought he could make Trump unappealing by turning him into the ultimate 90s delinquent protagonist. Seriously, what we've been given so far is just a mash up of old Bart Simpson and Cartman.

Better!

Same thing with vid related

They've been in their safe spaces for so long they don't know how to make anything truly offensive anymore

Wait are you trying to imply that video is anti-Trump?

Yup.
The chink text reads curse words like "cunt" and "nazi", but no one was able to read that shit when the vid first came out and it got viral making trump look good.

Oh…. oh wow.

Pence looks like an 80s rock musician.
Aside from the dorky shorts, it's actually kind of badass

It always was. It wasn't that hard to see, but i can see if you missed all the anti trump stuff.

Self absorbed military leader, Loads of weaponary, Nazi symbol, he blows the world up.

Everyone's been embracing these anti-trump parodies, either ironically or unironically, so it leads to a bunch of people who can't actually tell if someone is actually against or for trump. I wouldn't be surprised if a future school textbook listed pic related as a pro Trump cartoon.

the only part in that that was anti Trump was the giant Trump robot blowing up the earth at the end otherwise it was a great pro-Trump ad

That fourth page is begging to be made into a meme.

How often does this update?

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So does Holla Forums know about this comic? I think this has big potential for edits.

Except for making Pence a faggot who's never heard of conversion therapy, this pleases whole thing pleases me in a way the author probably hoped it wouldn't.

Or maybe you guys are just autistic. Stop embracing stuff that is obviously anti-trump just because it looks or sounds cool. The response to it is ignore it or if possible, edit it to piss off the person who created it.

I orignally thought that was Milo.

but it's fun to be a salt farmer

Oh fuck, are they seriously calling us Pepe in a derogatory way?! That's like yelling "Hey! Moishe! You're really good at making money!" at a jew.

Quick question, why are leftists starting to use triggered in a mocking way? I thought they thought that making fun of triggers was horrible.

You don't really get how this works, do you? When we do things to them, they get triggered. When they do things to us, we absorb it and grow stronger, which triggers them, again.


Hey, I'm all for edits. You going to do any or should we throw it open to the crowd? I'll take a crack at it later (got to get dinner ready).

We broke them.

they're just copying what we say to them, and applying it to us thinking it would offend us the same way it does to them.

To mock us. They have started copying us because they think if they act like us, they'll win like we do.

kill yourself

They are trying to harness meme magic.

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To bad for them they have the wrong kind of autism.

Projection.

Yeah, they really are the masters of that, aren't they? I wouldn't think it would be possible to do it that much and not have a moment of self-realization, but they just keep on truckin'.

Adult Video Club
He's involved in (((porn))), surprise surprise.

They kinda look a bunch of misfits you'd see in an 80's movie

they really are as terrible to memeing as they are at just about everything else , aren't they?

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Kinda reminds me of Race Bannon.

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Is this the new meme? I don't know why it is, I haven't been paying attention.

Also I'm wondering what a good image hosting substitute is because this one has become intent lately on throwing political tantrums up to the top of the front page every time I just want to rehost a picture of casual amusements.

I hear SLiMG is good.

Wasn't there some drama with them being shut down?

Honestly, one of the best things that could happen to the human race is the destruction of the internet. It enables deviants of all stripes.

It looks like it's still up.

So how often does this shit update?

Welp, is over, they won

I just want the internet to return to the way it was before everyone started using it. There are no quality discussions anymore, everyone is repeating the same retarded memes everywhere, social justice is infecting almost every website, most people are plastering their true identities all over the internet when just a decade ago that was the worst thing you could possibly do, and of course degeneracy is accepted instead of mocked.. Fuck I used to use the internet to escape the real world but it seems like I have nowhere to go but my own imagination now.

Mobile phones and social media are mistakes.

I don't even know if I have that anymore.
It has corrupted my mind, all I think about in my free time anymore is memes and political satire. I need distractions.

It's okay when they do it

You try hiking or camping in the woods? Maybe that might help.

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Looks like someone didn't watch the video.

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Go back to reddipol, retard.

There's a nice list here:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kh1TZdtyX7UlRd55OBxf7DB-JGj2rsfWckI0FPQRYhE/

Although imgur is pretty reliable as an image host, it's the userbase that's cancer because they're redditors. Just avoid their front page entirely…

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Because they all know that zero isn't on the scale.

I don't understand this line of thought.

Self denial

It was scientifically proven to be bullshit years ago. I wish I could remember the title of it so I could post a link to it.

I can tell that this was posted by a teenager. No one else is dumb enough to believe that.

Her indian name is Chief Shitting Bull

That Pence looks suspiciously like it was cribbed from Unattractive Space Lesbian Rocks.

What no one seems to be talking about is the way "Principal Barry" just hands over the reins of total power without even being asked. In this reality, he recognized Wee Don's superiority in every way and just embrace destiny rather than trash his 8-year rental home on the way out.

As far as mixed metaphors go, this one seems to imply that Obama willingly handed off the position to Trump and picked him for the job… And if that's what the author thinks, I don't believe they have any place making political commentary or satire.

Wrong and wrong.
It's setting up for some kind of magical negro moment where Obama explains to Trump he was only pretending to be retarded to teach him a lesson in the redemption arc at the end of the series. I'm calling it.

Emmerdale has its own fan art? Fucking hell IM gonna be looking that up tonight!

Don't forget to post the good ones here.

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I think you're giving the creator WAAAAAY too much credit if you think there will be a "redemption arc." It'll probably just be Barry appearing behind him at the height of Don strawmanning a perfect "fascist" school utopia and saying "Yoink!" while handing the sash to actual cannibal Hillary Clinton. Final panel will be Trump sitting in detention or in a corner with dunce cap.

Honestly, I'm starting to think it should be illegal to have a webcomic without first running it by a Holla Forums review panel.

I just like the protests, they're fun to watch and see them getting gassed

Good points.
The whole "dunce cap" type of thing for Trump himself seems much more likely.

Although I think Pence may still be redeemed if he comes out of the closet.

Kek so the artist is an assmad bernout still reeling from the financial rape

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Boehning
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillip_Hinkle
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Ashburn
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard

It's uncommon, but not unheard of, but it's unlikely that Pence is in this boat.

I edited that in, it used to say AV Club. I guess thanks for not realizing it was an edit?

Should of made Bernie cross-eyed.

I tried it, but then I thought the eyes looking out would be funnier, so I did both.

Wall-eyed is funnier.

Is it wrong that kid Trump reminds me of Eric Cartman?

It's the intended effect, I guess. For me, he more resembles Bart Simpson when he was a cool rebel.

Libcucks don't really think this stuff through do they? The guy they admire the most just willingly handed power to some random kid and he is the reason why they got a "tyrant" in their hands.

THE AMMOUNT OF SALT!

I guess Obama in the comic is trying to teach Trump a lesson by showing him that once he have actual power, comes true responsability, so he will eventually get overthrown and learn the lesson that his actions actually have real consequences once other people are on his care.

Really, this is just basic kid's show morals, which perfectly fits how black and white these people see the world.

Which is fucking hilarious because Trump is running over Obummers legacy with all the EO powers and changes he made to filibusters to give himself more power when he was in office. Those antifa thugs are going to miss all 8 years of it because of that "10 years for rioting at a location where the secret service is protecting someone" law that Obama himself made because he was afraid of right wing nazi assassins.

B-but they were clearly in the same class in .

Good to know Sanders is enough of a cuck to become a sidekick to the woman who conspired against him.

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Let's ask Bush Sr.

please tell me people here are old enough to know av clubs existed and they're just pretending to be retarded

My school never had one so excuse me for forgetting wtf they were
Seriously what did they even do in av club?

user I think they're just joking.

Whats that?

Go have a hernia, grampa.

check your privilege, cis scum, I bet you voted for Trump

Yo gotta go back

Meh, would've been funnier if the one being bullied by trump was the Iraqi president or that Saudi Prince rather than some generic token black #83937.

Then again i have shit standards for comedy these days

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you say that, and yet that is a very funny cartoon you posted

objectively

I knew what an av club was.

Why he seems to play along with the Saudis since he didn't include them in the travel ban list.

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Nice doggo there.

because Saudi Arabia has enough political pull on the world stage that taking them on in direct confrontation would only work for Trump if the entirety of the US government was on his side; Trump may be ballsy but he isn't stupid, before he can make a play like that he needs to clean house. Also, a travel ban against the Saudi's wouldn't be very effective since they have both the money and political insiders to get around it, Trump needs to establish a recent precedent of being able to ban people from Muslim countries and work his way up from there and fighting with the Saudi's isn't worth the effort for the moment.

if we're doing trump here's this vid.

Edits are fun.

bump

Gay pence looks kind of cool. Like a early 00's highschool comedy villain. (The preppy kids)
He doesn't even look gay tbqh.

Literally nobody wants you here, 4/co/. Read the entirety of this thread, realize that, and then go home to /sug/ and /atg/ or wherever you hang out.

LOL

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So is this a story arc or just a strip?

It's his own personal temper tantrum.

God forbid half of the electorate doesn't think like him, which explains how inaccurate this analogy is.

Completely incoherent and disjointed. Sad!

If the alternative is another weak crying faggot as president who lets everyone walk all over him and the people of the country he's president of, I'd rather have the school bully any day.

The school bully is more likely to prevent other people from fucking with you.

The school bully knows people hate him and is more likely to make the hard decisions that others would fear ostracization over.

The school bully actually has testosterone, which a real leader needs.

On one hand I'm not surprised that Holla Forumsucks forgot that imgur actually offered their servers to be used for DDOSing pro-gamergate websites.

On the other hand, I'm surprised people simply let imgur get away with that.

Maybe if all of you had at least a little bit of testosterone in your bloodstream, things wouldn't have gotten to this point.

Yes to this, though.

They think what hurts themselves must hurt others. It is the mindset of a child. Childish views come from childish minds.

But it's always best to make sure that as a person, you are not childish either.

That means throwing away capeshit and kids cartoons and anime. When you do that, your IQ naturally raises and you gain insights to yourself as a person, and all societies as a whole.

…He said, on Holla Forums.

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If your account isn't shitcanned, could you share a link to your post?

:^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Put Put is fun as hell, fuck the artist.

Cucks gonna cuck

What? I thought we killed them all? They're always crying about us killing them all.

Deus vult?

I've met people who speak chinese, japanese, korean, german, french, and russian. Never once have I met someone who speaks tagalog in either state

What's with all these blank pics? Trying to "trawl" us, jolly old fellow?

I think they're still around. They helped us out in WW2 with coded messages so they're probably still alive.


I honestly thought California and Nevada would be Spanish as the 2nd biggest language.

No shit schools had adult visuals clubs

The picture itself says "other than English or Spanish"

They've existed until the 2010s

At least the tumblr brat likes to keep up with stereotypes of "manboys"

These people are like a cancer upon the Human spirit itself.

Uh….sources?

That's an insult to mini-golf.

I think its from a Resident Evil videogame

lern 2 google

I remember when my school used to have German.

We used to have German, French, and Spanish back when I went to highschool but I hear they only teach Spanish now thanks to budget cuts. Honestly Russian or Chinese would be more useful than Spanish.

Thankfully my school still teaches French.

Nothing shows up

You're doing it wrong.

Hm.
So the best way to make mike pence gay is to make him look gay.
except making him 'look' gay is homophobic because it attributes feminine attributes on men to be gay.
that's why he's wearing pink and short shorts.

of course

You've got to save the image and upload it to the image search. Holla Forums de-indexed itself from Google, so nothing would come up if you just pasted the image location into the reverse image search.

Why do they keep putting nigger lips on Don? I thought leftards liked big-ass boot lips.

And this is why when people ask for sauce its for a good reason.

Not agreeing with him but have you ever seen it when he pouts?

Well she is going with stereotypes.

guys maybe this guys secretly redpilled (^:

because creativity

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That image needs to be updated.

It should be Jim considering he oens 2ch

Mister Metokur owns 2ch?

No jim watkins the owner of the site

doesn't matter, the meme still illustrates perfectly why we now see tumblr people borrowing our terminology, even if its old and outdated af.

Someone make this a banner

Lol

Started? Man, they have done nothing BUT copy Chan culture. Thats all Tumblr is, in its entirety. A Chan with data storage and cunts for mods.

This is oddly mesmerizing.

Hey Truthseeker.

Outdated is still outdated.

"The best part about being the principal is that you can grade yourself."

Wouldn't know. Hillary lost.

This is getting pretty stupid.

Lol

Did you notice how the longer Trump is president, the harder the trolls try to provoke anyone else.
But noone takes them seriously by now.

They are like a whiny brat that, when it didn't get a lollipop, it started to scream for attention but the parents don't give a fuck.

this is getting sad

It gets pretty annoying after being quite pathetic.

stop avatarfagging

Just report and ignore

bump

Silent Hill 2.