If you were to become a serial killer, what would you use as a calling card?

Parker Adams
Parker Adams

If you were to become a serial killer, what would you use as a calling card?

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

suicide

Charles Green
Charles Green

no, that fucking stupid

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

kek, a one hit wonder!

Caleb James
Caleb James

"Smile more asshole"

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

Obvious FBI thread, but in the the novella I am writing, my non self insert character carves the names of the marks he shoots into the casing of the cartridge. I get it, edgy as fuck, but I have a flair for drama.

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

I'd make my victims browse Holla Forums Holla Forums and experience a slow and painful death.

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

post your address pedonigger

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

Clip off eyebrows.
Put eyebrows in victim nose.
I will be called the "Nose hair bandit".

Jace Ross
Jace Ross

saving as .jpg
I thought niggers didn't have access to the internet.

Noah Bennett
Noah Bennett

Id just play another one bites the dust on repeat with the phone of the person i just killed

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

sharpie in pooper

Cooper Roberts
Cooper Roberts

I'd give my victims ileostomies

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

CIA NIGGERS?

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

Have them listen to a song that doesn't sound anything like death would sound like.

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

youre an fbifag

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

Cannibalism

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

65.37 KB
40.62 KB
you're the nigger

what would you use as a calling card?
nothing until I set up a serial killing company, because otherwise fines on unpaid business taxes are gonna be the death of me

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

not being able to see the artifacts on the jpg after comparing it to png
I predict high possibility of console gamer

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

Collect their foreskin. If it's a girl I take it from her firstborn son.

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

If you were to become a serial killer, what would you use as a calling card? (((da​tamin​ing)))

I would leave Dysnomia's fingerprints all over everything in order to frame him. People would believe it too, after the horrific way he has killed this board.

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

telling what you’d use as a calling card
(((somebody))) needs a scapegoat for some event
remembers they have your IP and post saved

In a different time the thread could have been fun.

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

that image is not worth 65kb let alone 40

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

Take the victims' bodies home, dissect them carefully, freeze and embalm them. When it's time for the next murder, sew parts from several different bodies together into a homunculus, and leave it at funny places near the killing (like in the seat of a car) Extra points for embedding a speaker in it and using it as a lure.

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

Donkey semen would contaminate the crime scene

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

this tbh, gallons of equid ejaculate, up the walls, dripping off the ceiling oh snap there's a dead dude over there wtf yo

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

Give them viagra, so they all die with boners.
If female, cut of her arm and insert half of it in her vagina after death.

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

this tbh, gallons of equid ejaculate, up the walls, dripping off the ceiling oh snap there's a dead dude over there wtf yo
This user "gets it"

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

test

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

nothing, because I'm not a tard

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

Small card with the text
the game

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

I'd only kill trumptards, and SJW's

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

Never thought about it.

A CD containing a pirated copy of the song "Calling Card" by Within the Ruins maybe? (((da​tamin​ing)))