Make-a-wish foundation

Okay Holla Forums. Assume that I have omnipotent powers and can grant any wish you have, make a wish. You cannot wish for me to kill everyone.

I wish to get dubs

Kill everyone except the undiscovered tribes.

Holy shit.

I wish for the entropic death of the universe.

Your wish is granted!

x3.

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Well I wish for enough jewpaper to finally drop out of society completely. Buy some land, all that.

fuck this gay thread

How many shekels would you like user?

It's a sign. Your lack of receipt of paper means you already have everything you need. Go forth and prosper.

I wish to wake up in the body of a sexy, young (below 21yo), rich, asian girl and live as her, but knowing what I know now.

I wish for all previous wishes to be cancelled, and for no more wishes after mine to be granted.

wow how did you do that

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kill every1 but me
give me your powers with none of your obligations

I wish for omnipotent power.

I wish I knew this was bullshit before posting.

I wish that omnipotence had never existed.

There better be two additional mouths hiding beneath those bangs.

I wish to be free. From everything.