My daughter wishes to bequeath upon a lucky user this sacred television remote control

My daughter wishes to bequeath upon a lucky user this sacred television remote control.

0-9 gets the remote. Dubs gets my daughter.

ewww

I'LL

SEE

YOU

ALL

LATER

BUT

IN

=JAIL==
checkem

...

Do trips get nudes of your daughter?

Well, if you *have* my daughter, wouldn't you be able to take your own nudes?

Oh my goodness!

but i dont have your daughter yet

lol fag

d-does you daughter have a feminine penis?

Is it a universal remote?

Mash marathon! ROLL!

lol

Is this child predestined to hand this remote over, or is it her free will?

Pedoniggers die.

Dubs Get

Alright, OP, hand over your daughter and we can all shake hands.

eewwwww why?

Wife screenshots for points in divorce court later.

If dubs, get ready to buy a child size coffin real soon.

ok